The Farm (A.K.A THE HEART OF DARKNESS): Featuring The Cullens
By: Tess and Reid
"I KILL LIVESTOCK, FOR SHAME, FOR SHAME, BELLA! I AM BUT A CAD. A CAD, I SAY."
"OH EDDYKINS! I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED! YOU WERE BROUGHT UP TO DO THAT! TAKE ME WITH YOU EDWARD, MAKE ME ONE OF YOU!"
"NO I WILL NOT STAND TO MAKE YOU A MONSTER SUCH AS I! AWAY WITH YOU, VIRGIN MORTAL!"
"GASP! NO EDWARD! NO! I'VE ONLY KNWN YOU FOR ABOUT A MONTH, BUT I WOULD POSITIVLEY DIE IF YOU WERE TO LEAVE! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!"
"A MONTH IS A MONTH TOO LONG, MY SWEET! I CANNOT BEAR TO BE NEAR THE TANTALISING SCENT OF YOUR BLOOD, IT IS TOO TEMPTING, MORE TEMPTING THAN THE APPLE OF EDEN!"
"OH EDWARD, PLEASE! I CAN'T STAND THE GUILT ANYMORE! I AM IN LOVE WITH JASPER! THIS WAS ALL A SCAM! ALICE WANTS TO BE YOUR MATE, SO I AGREED TO HELP YOU! FOR SHAME EDWARD, YOUR MORE OF A PANSY THEN THEY SAID! BUT IT'S TO LATE NOW, I HAVE FALLEN FOR YOU NOW! I AM SORRY MY DEAR, SWEET JAZZYKINS!"
"LEGASPETH! YOU TWO-TIMING SLUTFACED WHORE! HOW CAN I EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS TREACHERY?! COME AWAY WITH ME, MARRY ME. AT ONCE!"
"OH YES EDWARD, I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR TWO HOURS!"
"OH, MY LOVE. MY DEAREST BELLA. I WISH FOR US TO NEVER BE PARTED FOR ETERNITY UNLESS ONE OF US IS RIPPED TO PIECES AND BURNED!"
"OH EDWARD, I DO AGREE!"
"NOW. LET US ABSCOND FROM THIS PLACE. IMMEDIATELY. TO THE CHUUUUUUUUUUUURCH!!!!!!"
"But Eddy....are vampires allowed in a church?"
*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*
"OH NO! WHAT ARE WE TO DO!"
To be continued...