Rosario + Shinobi
A/N:I do not own the poem or any of the characters other than any OC's if I make any and do not own the Rosario vampire or the Fish Cake(Naruto) Universe
Chapter 1
Where am I? Was the sole thought that ran his head. All he could see was pure black and a white light that was in front of him. Am I dead?
No your not naruto. That is not the light at the end of the bloody tunnel unless the tunnel goes straight down you imbecile! He heard a voice yell in his head
Kyuubi?
Of course it is, now do you want to sync our powers and fly or fall to your death?!
What do you mean fall...to my...death? And it was at this point naruto realised, at some point, he fucked up
"FUUUCCCKKK!" He screamed as he realised the the small white hole was getting bigger, a whole lot faster than before, and he could feel the wind as it hit his face. Kyuubi, what the fuck happened, where the fuck are we, and why are you sealed inside of me A-FUCKING-GAIN !?
Don't know, don't know and don't know. But it's too late to do anything now because by the time we have synced, we will have hit the floor and you'll be unconscious anyway, so night night kit.
AHHH! KYUUBI YOU MOTHER FUCKER WAKE THE FUCK UP!
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COME ON MAN PLS HELP ME OUT!
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DEAR KAMI FUCK YOU KYUUBI!
Mean while with Tsukune
"Hey give us back that mirror you stupid pixie" shouted a boy who, doesn't actually stand out in any way shape or form. He was slightly taller than average with a build slightly on the skinny side, with brown eyes and dull brown hair, this boy, Tsukune Aono, is just a regular human being, in a school full of monsters. "Kuruma, try and catch the pixie that has the mirror!"
"Anything for you Tsu-ku-ne" the blue haired girl said with a play full wink. This girl, now identified as Kurama, took off flying with a pair of leathery wings sprouting from her back and a tail coming out from under her skirt. She wore a short sleeved white shirt with a yellow sweater over it which covered her more than large enough breasts.
"Kuruma, I'll track here from the ground" said a quiet voice which came from behind a tree near the group. The girl, Mizore, had purple hair, purple pupil-less eyes and ice claws covering her hands, not to mention that the air got very cold when she was near.
"Alright let's go get that mirror, desu" said a young girl who look looked she didn't belong in high school because of how young she was, not to mention the fact that she was cosplayong as a witch whilst swinging around a heart shaped wand with a star in the middle of it. "Tsukune, have you seen Moka anywhere yet, desu?"
"No I haven't Yukari , but right now we need to get that mirror before the barrier around the school breaks, not to mention save my cousin's neck!"
"Ok, desu!" and with that they all ran off not noticing the small white dot that was appearing in the crack in the sky.
Back with Naruto
OK, why does this look like some sort of school? He thought as he began to see the ground as it got easier for him to see.
As he neared the ground he saw a flash of light and before his very eyes he saw a goddess that had long flowing silver hair, with bright red, slitted eyes, and a dominant smirk on her face that just seemed to add to her beauty. She was the last thing he saw when he heard the sound of glass shattering and he was knocked into the world of unconscious.