FlamesAtGames walked into Papa John's Pizza.
"Yo lemme get uhhhhhhh..." Flames said to the cashier before pausing to think, "BONELESS PIZZA with uh, two liter of Coke."
"Why?" asked the cashier.
"Because I am motherfucking FlamesAtGames, owner of the Disbelief AU." answered Flames, "And get that damned pencil out of your nose."
"Why?" asked the cashier.
"Just gimme my damn pizza bruh," requested Flames, "How many times I gotta say it?"
"Fuck kinda pizza?" asked the cashier, "And two liter machine BROKE, we got one liter though."
"Lemme get that pizza BONELESS." repeated Flames.
"You want your pizza boneless?" asked the cashier.
"You gonna put bones in my shit?" asked Flames.
"Maybe I will." answered the cashier, "Maybe I'll make no pizza."
"You're not fucking with me on this." demanded Flames, "I need that pizza ASAP rocky."
"You get the pizza after I stick my ASAP cocky in it." stated the cashier.
"On my fucking life, and my AU, if I pay for this pizza and my shit's delivered BONE-IN, it's gonna be a wrap. Not talking burrito."
"YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, FUCKER!?" shouted the cashier, "I'LL GIVE YOU A BONELESS ASS WHOOPING, SPECIAL CARRYOUT DISCOUNT!"
Suddenly, the official FlamesAtGames theme song, Backboneless, began playing.
"I no longer believe in you, fucker." declared Flames.
Suddenly, the cashier tore off his uniform. There was a bunny suit underneath.
"Answer this." demanded the cashier, "Have you ever seen a customer with a fucked up face in a pizza shop?"
"Nope." answered Flames.
"Well, you're about to." stated the cashier.