Author`s Note
Well, since the last season was so successful, and there were so many other couples I wanted to do, here is this story. Something tells me that this season will have a lot more drama than the last cast. To any new readers, it is not necessary to read the first season, but you can if you want to. Onto the story.
Josh introduced "Last season, we had drama, romance, reconciliation, unveiled secrets, heartbreak, conflict, and a bunch of big personalities. This season will be NO different, but more of the above. We will have 5 new couples who not only have connections to last season's cast, but also to one another. Let's meet this season's 5 couples"
Anne Maria and Lightning were sitting on a couch that was designed as a lip (which was of course purchased by Anne Maria) "Hello. I am Anne Maria, from Total Drama Revenge of the Island, and I am sure my name was brought up a few times last seasons. Anyways, this is my...lover Rudo..." before she was cut off.
"Lightning. We did not really speak in ROTI in front of the cameras, so MANY were like WHAT? when we got together. Well, we Anne Maria and Lightning ended up going to the same college, and since Lightning was the biggest star in the school, all the ladies wanted a piece me. I hit it and quit it with some of them, but Anne was a good lay, and I kept her around." the jock explained cockily.
She blushed as she explained. "You forgot to mention that Leshawna re-introduced us at her house, and we hit it off. Well, because he took care of mama so well, I let him come back for more. I eventually became a cheerleader, and we had to spend a lot of time together because of that. We had fun together, but the moment I realized that he is special is when he first met my child for the first time. He did not leave me, and actually...liked...my Giovanni."
"He is a cool kid. So we went on dates and all of that, and we decided to have...an open relationship. We lived with one another, but we still want to dip around in other areas of the pool. We even had threesome and foursomes." Smiled Lightning.
The jersey girl then went to explain. "I started to get some sexy guidos which caused Lightning to get jealous. We eventually tried to get into an actual relationship, but that started to fail, especially when Lightning got a woman pregnant...and she was in Revenge of the Island with us."
He explained. "It makes no sense for Anne Maria to get mad at Lightning for spilling his seed when she has a child, and leaves home for days, and having men's stuff all up in Lightning's drawers and house. NOT cool. So we were here because you producers brought us up last season, and approached us to join."
Lindsay and Tyler were cuddling on the couch, as they greeted "I am Lindsay, and this is Taylor.", and smiled when she saw Tyler get mad. "I am kidding Tyler. I was in TDI, TDA, TDWT, and TDAS, while Tyler was only in TDI and TDWT. Wow, I did a lot without you."
Tyler smiled as he summarized their relationship. "Well, from the very first day, we were attracted to one another. I found her to be really nice and pretty, and she thought the same of me. We were on different teams so we had to have like a secret relationships. The hookups were HOT."
She blushed from the memories. "They were. Well, he was eliminated soon enough, and I did miss him. For some reason, I forgot about him. I can tell that it made him upset."
"Who in the hell forget about their boyfriend for a year?" Muttered Tyler, before speaking aloud. "Well I was determined to get her back, and I reminded her that I was Tyler from Season 1, and it took 7 EPISODES. Those were a hard 7 episodes. Because I have bad luck, she was booted 2 episodes later."
She smiled happily. "Well, we got married a year later. When I was in that Non Star season, Chris told me that I was not allowed to mention my marriage to him on the show. After that Total Brawl show, things got hard between us for some reason. Beth and Justin had an easier time as a couple than we did."
"I have lost a lot of patience that I had with Lindsay. I figured out that Chris tricked her into sleeping in him, and I just...lost it. It is like I mean so little to her that she will forget about me at any time. It is not even about her forgetting someone's name. I...I am losing it." Tyler angrily explained.
Lindsay pouted. "I am sorry if you have shown not to be as much of a man as I thought. And I told you that it was an accident Tyler. You did not need to file for a divorce. We only got back together."
"So now I am not a man. Thanks babe. You forgetting about me is not an accident. Anyways, we both signed up for this to get some help with our marriage, since we desperately need it." The brunette sighed, knowing that there is a strain in his marriage.
Jo and Brick sat on 2 different couches, as they prepared to explain their interviews for the producers "Hello Couples Therapy Producers. I am Brick, and this is my lovely girlfriend Joanna.", to only be cut off.
She gave him an icy and cold glare before correcting him. "JO. Anyways, we had a love and hate relationship in Revenge of the Island. It was fun to tease and taunt him, and he did impress me at certain moments. he proved to be a weakling, so Lightning and I got rid of him."
He rolled his eyes. "Do we HAVE to bring up Lightning? That was so not cool Jo. I thought being a gentleman is a good thing. It IS why you came back to me in the finale."
Jo recollected. "Yes. I had a bit too much to drink, and we hooked up. We continued to be workout buddies for about a year or 2, but he got more tougher, muscular, and manly, and I wanted him, no needed him. We actually had fun when we started to date."
"Only for you to completely control everything, and become your overly tough and mean self. You are a lot more fun when you show your softer side. I personally believe Jo's insecurities are why we broke up. She HAS to be in control, and always HAS to be right. She is afraid to show emotion." Brick sadly spoke, not even looking at her.
"You need to be more of a man, or listen to everything I say, and then we will not have nay issues with our relationship. Well, you came to my porch and BEGGED me to get back with you a month ago. Though you wanted me to con...conf...confess my love for you. I have never poured my heart out for someone like that. It is somewhat humiliating, but...somewhat therapeutic. Though I was sleeping with Jockstrap on our break. You both are on the same boat when it comes to physical activity." Taunted Jo.
Brick could not help but growl. "You know it grates me when you compare me to...Lightning. If she is serious about making our relationship work, we desperately need Couples Therapy. REALLY badly. Jo hates the idea of being emotional, but it is definitely needed to make things work between us, and for her to actually...be...liked, and have...friends..."
Heather and Alejandro were glaring at one another, as the former explained. "I am the sexy, cold and stunning Heather, and I am a journalist, model, and budding fashion designer."
"You forgot to mention your muy bien, fabuloso husband. Anyways, we are Reality TV's hottest, most cunning, ruthless, and sexiest couple, according to US and OK magazine. I am the sex and health novelist and budding doctor. I do model every once in a while. Why not show off this temple every once in a while." The Spanish man introduced himself.
She rolled her eyes in arrogance. "Well, we are here because we are about to divorce for him laundering our money. Thanks to the drug addict surfers, they have the press start a bunch of rumors about us, because the bitch still wants my man."
He wiggled his eyebrows. "I mean, can I blame her? She does know that I took much better care of her than her husband. The producers wanted us here because "Gidgette" and "LeHarold" threw our names around and slandered us. That nerdling is lucky to have even touched my reina."
"Oh, whatever. You are the one bragging about your many "conquests". Not only are our finances fucked up, but as you see, we are arguing as much as we were when we were contestants." Heather bitterly complained.
Alejandro muttered under his breath in Spanish. "Esta reina del hielo es un dolor en el culo. Ella tiene suerte mi familia la reclamó después de que ella se desentendió por ser tan "inocente."
She realized what he said, and slapped his arm. "I heard what you said, idiot. He always needs to one up me, and it is annoying. He always wants to be in control, and always wants to have the final say, and makes it seem like I need him to survive. He was much more romantic when we started dating."
"I would be more romantic with you if you LET me, and if you did not spend off all the money on foolishness. We did not need the 4th vacation home in Miami." He complained, only for her to roll her eyes.
She growled "Stop complaining about the money. You probably throw all of it when you go to the strip clubs, and on those other houchi mamas. Anyways, we need help. I can promise you that the ratings will go though the roof with the presence of my husband and I."
"You are right about something, my precioso."
Dawn and Scott were sitting on the bench which was behind the haystack, as she greeted. "Hello fellow viewers. I am Dawn, currently separated from my husband of 3 years Scott. This is such a great opportunity that we have gotten."
Scott was chewing on a haystick, as he rumbled. "A lot are shocked about Dawn and I hooking up, especially after everything that happened in ROTI. It was nothing personal, just game. What no one knew was that my lady here is the reason I got out of that lifeless robot suit, and started recovering. I really appreciated it, and was ready to go into Total Drama All Stars. That is where the real trouble started."
"Yes. Courtney definitely made it difficult for us. If it was not for her spreading vicious gossip and lies about you and I, the producers would not have begged us to appear on this season of Couples Therapy. I had started to grow some weird feelings for Scott in between Revenge and All Stars, but things were difficult when he started seeing Courtney. His aura is full of reds and purples, and I knew that he was indecisive about 2 girls; Courtney and I."
Scott sighed from the memories "Courtney and I had a lot of fun times. We did it right on this bench, right on that haystack over there, in that farm house, and...", to only see Dawn glaring at him, causing him to scoot away in anguish.
She revealed. "You see, this is the problem. After everything that I do and have done for Scott, I am second best to Courtney. I was thrilled when their child Chase was born. At first, Courtney did not want him to have any custody or viewings of the child, but he and I fought for it. I love that precious child. I cannot believe he is 3 already."
"Courtney is not the issue with our marriage, though I was speaking to her after pixie here separated from me. Dawn likes to act like she knows everything because she is a witch and can read auras. It is very frustrating, and it makes my parents and I uncomfortable." Scott added.
She did not like where this was going. "I am not going to argue about my practice in front of the cameras or in general. That is a topic that we are going to leave alone."
Alejandro and Heather were driving up to the parking lot of the beach home they would be staying at for the next 3 weeks. They exited their Mercedes 2019 (6 years after TDAS) car; both wearing sunglasses, and designer clothing from top to bottom. "Al, get the suitcases."
He twitched from the name, but was not in the mood to fight at the moment, so he picked up all of their suitcases, as they walked up the stairs. They entered the house to be enamored by the living and dining area, with the beach side view. "Oh goodness. What a heavenly sight, right mamacita?"
"Yes, yes it is. Listen, we need to not argue back and forth on this show. We need to look the best out of all these couples, and to not tarnish our reputation."
He rolled his eyes "Yes, you told me the entire speech in the car. I really wish you would loosed up.", before seductively walking to her and wrapping his arms around her waist, and nuzzling in her neck. "I can help you loosen up quickly. We can have a quickie in a bed, closet, or bathroom before anyone else shows up."
She was liking the sound of that, and was getting turned on, but they would soon be interrupted by the door opening, and a blonde woman with humongous boobs wobbling and running in the house, screaming. "OH MY GOSH. This house is LOVELY. Come Tyler."
Heather and Alejandro were in the confessionals, clearly annoyed "Really Josh? You could have hired better than Lindsiot and...what is his name Alejandro?"
"Uh...give me a moment...Tylirrelevant. Yes. They have just arrived, and are already annoying me. 3 weeks with them is torture."
He ran in the house, as he was playing with the rolling suitcases "Wheeeeeeee.", before eventually falling on his face, causing his girlfriend to rush to him in worry.
She pulled him up, and touched him up, like she is a nurse "Are you alright Tyler? I will make you feel better.", as she hugged him, and stuffed his face in her cleavage, causing him to muffle.
Heather could not help but gag. "Ugh, Lindsay and Tyler are as tasteless as ever."
The dumb blonde turned around to see her two evil former competitors "For your information Hannah and Albert, Tyler loves the taste of me, and I like the taste of him, so we are NOT tasteless." getting their names wrong on purpose.
Tyler's head became visible again, and groaned when he saw Heather and Alejandro. He did not even give them a greeting, and grabbed his girlfriend's hand, as they grabbed their suitcases to put their stuff in a room. "Let's go. We already know they are divorcing. Don't let them get to you Lindsay."
Before they could go to their rooms, they heard overly obnoxious and loud Techno music blasting through outside, and the 4 house guests ran to the door to see a Mercedes Benz playing the music, and that a tanned woman with a huge poof bumping her fists in the air, as her athlete boyfriend drove recklessly into the driveway. He ran out to get all of the suitcases, and ran inside with them, making his entrance "LIGHTNING has ARRIVED. I will be available for autographs, but not right now. I will give you all a few minutes to take a picture or two.", as he started to obnoxiously flex his muscles.
He suddenly was goosed, which could only mean Anne Maria was right behind him "Move aside sexy. You are SUPPOSED to let the ladies in first. After what you put me through, that is the least you could do.", she complained. She looked at who the other 4 people here were, and was not impressed "So...this is gonna be fun..."
Anne Maria and Lightning complained in their confessional. "Oh my goodness. I am stuck with the cold bitch Heather, the stud like Alejandro...hmm, he is not bad on the eyes."
Lightning got defensive, and glared at her. "Really? You really think it is appropriate to lust over another man in front of Lightning? He is such a loser. His muscle tone is pathetic, and what man does gymnastics, and does the splits? Anyways, Lindsay is a dumbass with fake boobs, and Tyler is an embarrassment to athletes."
Tyler went up to give a handshake to his idol "Lightning, what is up. I watch you all the time on TV, and your football team is awesome. Give me some props.", which he held his hand for, but the black jock gave Tyler a dirty look, and walked past him.
"What type of name is Lightning?" Asked Lindsay dumbfounded.
Anne Maria gave a dirty look to Lindsay and Heather, feeling a bit intimidated by their looks, and immediately clutched to her man. "I understand why all of you are hating. He is one of the top young athletes out there, and I am one of the fastest growing hair and makeup stylists out there. Lightning is a perfect name for him."
Alejandro bitterly commented. "His career will be done in 5 years, like every athlete, and he is too dumb to even create a business. I am totally jealous of that."
Scott and Dawn entered the house with their suitcases, and it is clear that Scott does not want to be there. Dawn greeted. "Hello fellow couples. I hope these 3 weeks are lucky for us."
"Yeah, what she said. I just hope these freak shows don't mess with me and I am fine." Complained Scott as he gave everyone a dirty look.
Alejandro gave him a dirty look back "Yeah, because it is muy bien to be in the presence in the likes of you. I am surprised that you came here with Dawn instead of Courtney. I swore that you are sleeping with her.", causing Dawn to turn around in shock, and for the farmguy to form fists.
Dawn and Scott are in the confessional. "We come in the house, and people are already take shots at us. Al better watch his fucking step. I AM the master of deboning meat."
"Scott, do not say that. You know how negative in auras and fuel that they are, but you do not have to stoop to their level. We are not in Total Drama anymore." Assured Dawn as she calmed him down.
He glared at the Latin man "Why? Are you bitter that I am a better lover to her than you ever were?" As he shot back at him.
Dawn felt overly uncomfortable, and went to greet the other ROTI couple. "Hello Rudolph and Anne Maria. How are you two? It is saddening that your name was brought up last season."
"Who is Rudolph?"
Anne Maria held her man's hand. "We are eh. A lot of unexpected stuff came up, and we have to deal with it. You and Scott got back together. I thought you two were divorced."
"I did file papers a year ago, but I took it back and we got together again. I have a bad feeling about his feelings for Courtney though. I wonder which the final couple will be." Which Lightning got nervous at, since he knew who it was.
A green Hummer drove into the driveway, and many could automatically tell who it was. A blonde, muscular woman came out with a duffel bag, and a muscular man with a buzz-cut and another duffel bag came out of the car. Anne Maria's eyes widened in complete shock and anger, as she whispered to Lightning. "Why is that bitch here? Did you know about this?"
Jo and Brick walked up the stairs, and she yelled "HURRY IT UP.", as she grabbed him and dragged him quickly to the front. They opened the door, and scanned the room. They did not feel comfortable with any of the other couples they are contractually obligated to live with for 3 weeks. Brick saluted everyone. "Hello everyone. It is nice to see you all."
Dawn ran to hug her friend. "Hey Brick. It has been so long since we have spoken. You have grown a lot."
"Well, we have not seen one another in 7 months. There is a lot to catch up on." he told his distant friend. He went to give props to Tyler, and greeted the couple as well. "It is nice to meet you two."
"It was not 7 months Brick."
Heather and Jo could not help but glare at one another. "So Heather. I see your husband's philandering finally got you two to come here. But wait, you are a bigger whore than he is."
Alejandro protectively wrapped his arm around his wife, as she seethed "Well, you are a transvestite sleeping around with both genders, and one of them is in this room right now.", smirking.
Lightning went over to pull Jo away from the mean couple, and gave her a hug "It is so nice to see you. How is the ba...", before the jockette cut him off.
She growled in his ear. "DON'T mention it here. Brick is right there, and he knows nothing about my...in pregnancy. It is nice to hang out with you Dimwit again. Thanks for referring to come here."
"As I see those 2 talking, his...side butch; I mean bitch, hissing in his ear, and by the way their body is moving, I can tell he knew she was coming and did not tell me. WHAT the FUCK is that? He knows how much I hate her, and I am not gonna let him try to make me look dumb. I am going to say something to him." Spoke Anne Maria in her confessional.
Jo and Lightning were laughing, when his open girlfriend strolled over to them, and possessively grabbed him "Lightning, we need to talk; Now.", putting emphasis on the last word, as her nails dug into him, and pulled him into a room. "What the hell is that? WHY THE FUCK is she here? Did you tell her to come here? ANSWER ME."
He hates it when she gets mad like this, but she does have the hot temper that drove him to her. "Why is if such a big deal Anne Maria? Stop being so insecure."
"You are NOT ANSWERING. And I have NO REASON to be insecure about a bitch who has more ARMPIT hair than ALL of these men. Answer the damn question Lightning. DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS COMING HERE?"
He admitted. "Yeah, yeah I did. We are good friends."
She pushed him to the wall and got in his face "STRIKE 1. YOU did not tell YOUR GIRLFRIEND that the one you have been FUCKING for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG will be in this compromising situation with us for 3 weeks. There was NO need to hide it from me."
He puffed out his chest to show her who is boss. "LIGHTNING is a MAN, and NO MAN tells his woman everything. THIS is the problem. You need to BACK OFF my business and stop trying to fix/meddle with every damn thing about me."
Lightning spoke in his confessional "Lightning does not know why Anne Maria is getting so damn mad. I don't want Jo anymore. I only slept with her like once or twice. Anne Maria wants to play these games and I am tired of it. She ain't Ms. Goody Goody."
"You think puffing your CHEST out is gonna make me SCARED? It turns me on, but that is besides the point. STOP DEFLECTING. That BITCH has YOUR BABY in you and HATES ME. But yet you did not think it as appropriate to tell me that she is gonna come here TO RUIN OUR RELATIONSHIP. Question 2. Did you tell her to come here?"
He yelled. "YES LIGHTNING DID. WHAT CHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? She got back with Brick, and I told her to join the show. And SHUT UP about the baby on CAMERA. She does NOT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW."
She could not believe what he just told her, and had to panic for a bit. "OH MY GOSH. That is the ULTIMATE DISRESPECT to me. HER needs are more important than MINE? STRIKE 2. You KNOW that Strike 3 is brutal, so DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE. If I see you flirt with her or anyone else here on that show, BET ON IT that your football contract."
"And LIGHTNING will go from 0 to STRIKE 3 of you continue with this BULLSHIT. You flirt with a lot of guys too, and Lightning has NO problem ringing out prissy pants like Aleblubber-name, Scott, Brick, and Tyler."
Josh entered the living room, and saw his patients for the first time. "Well, well, well. This is gonna be a good season already. I can already tell. AleHeather, Lyler, Dott, and Jock. Aren't we missing a couple?"
Jo explained "Well Tan in a Can is losing her shit on Lightning because she knows I fucked him good when I was single, and she is a crazy bitch.", to only hear her boyfriend grunt in annoyance.
"Since you two are the very first to speak, I want to hear from you why you two are here?"
Brick quickly spoke, so Jo would not. "Well, we just got back together after being separated for about a year. I told her that if she really wants to make this relationship work into something, than we are going to have to take my mother's advice as to joining this show. Her overly mean and insecure ways caused us to break up. And other People had influence as well."
"Like YOUR MAMA. God that woman hates me for some reason." Complained the Jockette.
Josh move on from them, and asked the famous villain couple. "Well, why are you two here Alejandro and Heather?"
He smoothly put it. "Well, we are going through some financial issues, and the paycheck from appearing would be very nice."
Jo could not stay out of this one. "Maybe you would not have financial issues if you both were not such thirsty, opportunistic famewhores, but two have pulled every stunt out of your asses to stay rich and relevant, but it always fails."
Lindsay added. "We all know what they did to Bridgette, Geoff, Harold, and Leshawna for a paycheck. They feel like trash."
Heather is trying not to get upset in her confessional. "Who are these ladies to judge my relationship right out of the bat? Look at Alejandro and I, and look at everyone else. Pretty self explanatory. And they do not want me on their bad side."
"Ladies, lay off Heather. Just because you both are unfaithful to your men does not mean you has to bring down a strong, sexy and successful lady as me reina." As he kissed her hand.
Heather could not help but blush "We are still a strong couple, but just need some bluffering.", trying to make their issues less than they are.
Lightning and Anne Maria soon and from their rooms and into the living room, where they caught the attention of their therapist for the next 3 weeks. "Well, looks like you two are finally finished arguing to join us. Your names have been brought up quite a bit last season by Zoey, Mike, Harold, and Leshawna. Why are you two here?"
All Anne Maria had to do was glare at Jo, and many got the message. "The person here knows why we are here."
Lightning cleared it up. "Anne Maria is mad that her football player is getting some lovin from other women, when we are in an open relationship."
"You are downplaying our relationship Lightning. While we do sleep with others at times, you make it seem like we only have sex in common, and it is very frustrating. We live together and act like we are a normal couple." She explained, as Jo could only laugh. "Bitch, if you want to say something, say it."
"I do not need to say a damn thing. I already did what I wanted to do. Your son is so disappointed in you." She taunted, which made Anne Maria about to go to lunge at her, but Lightning holds her back.
"I believe we should go next." Offered Dawn, which Josh allowed. "As everybody here knows, Scott and I are legally separated, and if we wanted to divorce, it would be very easy. His negative energy is not a good thing for me, and it is very frustrating because I know there is more to him."
Scott groaned in annoyance. "It is not all my fault Ms. Perfect Pixie. The issue is a lot more about YOU THAN IT IS ME."
Dawn shook her head. "I am not going to yell with you Scott."
"I am sorry to interrupt, but I believe the issue is that Scott still has feelings for his baby's mother Courtney. Is that it you two?" The Latin man asked with a smirk, for it Scott and Dawn to be awkwardly silent.
Josh moved onto the final couple. "Well Tyler and Lindsay, why are you two here?"
Heather chuckled. "This will be a riot."
The blonde woman stuttered before she explained. "Well, uh...Tyler is mad at me for some reason, and it is not fair for him to always be so mad at me. I did not do anything wrong."
"Of course you didn't Lindsay. You need do anything wrong. Well, she does not think I am a man, and chooses to forget about her cheating on me. It is annoying that she cares so little about me that she forgets about me. It hurts."
Josh heard enough. "Well, the sun is setting since you all showed up in the late afternoon. Put your stuff in your rooms, and get some mighty rest, because tomorrow is when the roller coaster starts, and things will be crazy. I wish you all the best of luck."
Lindsay and Tyler were in their confessionals. "Well, the people in here are not the best. I really wished Beth joined this season."
"Well Lindsay, there is Brick, and Dawn who are cool. Al only used me for an ally in TDWT, and everyone else sucks." The jock said.
Alejandro and Heather are in their confessionals, as the former spoke. "Well, just from the first day, you can tell that the other 4 couples are a destructive mess. A couple already argued during the first day."
"Well, because we are the best couple here, and the others need SO much help, we will expose ALL of their laundry, while we smell like roses. Their drama is so juicy, and I really want to cause some mess. Buckle up, cause Alejandro and Heather are gonna stir the lot for you viewers." chuckled Heather evilly.
He kissed her. "I love you a lot."
Author's Note
Well, we are one day in, and there is already an argument that took place. There is tension between Anne Maria and Jo, Jo and Heather, Heather and Lindsay, Alejandro and Scott, Scott and Dawn, and the couples. Well, things are only getting more dramatic. I hope you all enjoyed this, and things will get crazier.