A/N. Hey I just thought of this on the fly hope you like it!
"Al no way in hell!"
"But brother…" Al whines.
"No way IN HELL! AM I GETTING A SHOT!"
"Fullmetal,"
"STAY OUT OF THIS COLONEL BASTARD!" a cock of a gun silences Ed. He turns in horror seeing Hawkeye standing there gun in hand. Ed's eyes widen and he surveys the doctor's office. He spots a window and runs and jumps… out of a two story building getting glass stuck in himself in the process.
"HAHA! YOU WON'T TAKE ME- OOOOOWWWW GODDAMMIT!" Roy, and everyone else in the room look out the broken window.
"Brother! You idiot!" Al rushes out of the room and out of the building. He drags Ed back who is now clutching a broken ankle.
"Now where is the boy?" A doctor comes in and sees Ed stricken with horror and holding his right ankle. "Dammit kid couldn't you make my job easier?" The doctor pulls out a syringe and commands Roy and his team to hold Ed down. Ed struggles against their grips, but the doctor plunges it into his arm.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM Mghgehof" Ed's voice is muffled by Havoc's hand slapping over his mouth. The doctor pulls away from him and says, "Now we need to set the ankle. This would have been much easier on all of us especially you if you hadn't had the suicidal thought of jumping out of that goddamn window." Ed, mouth still covered, shot daggers at the doctor with his eyes trying to kill him with a look.
…..
Years later the entire team looked back upon the memory and laughed.