"OMBEE ALLEN!" Barry screeches to his furry friend.
'Twas a magical day in the swamplands. Allen was looking very beeish today with his black suit.
"OMBEE BARRY WAAATTT?" Allen shrieked back.
Barry blushed as he swooned, "I MET SOMEONE ALLEN!"
Allen cringed. He LOVED Barry since they were just larva. Obviously someone like Allen could never be with Barry- Allen was just a sad, skinny little bumble bee. Barry was thicc and his stinger always looked sharp and ready to go.
"Who?" Allen buzzed.
Barry's beautiful anteni twitch as he buzzed, "SHREK"
DUNDUNUNDA
"SHREK!?", Allen -, "BUT HE'S…..AN OGRE"\
"Yes", Barry said sincerely, "and I happen to love my sexy little ogee-kinns!"
"BUT HES GREEN"
"I LOVE THE TASTE OF GREEN!" BARRY SAYS AS HE INHALES SHREKS LARGE GREEN COKELDOOTLEDOOOOOOOOOO".
"HOL UP", Allen says, startled, "HOW IN THE BEEHIVE DID WE END UP HERE…...OH NO….GUYS….GUYS STOP…..THIS IS NOT SANITARY".
"OH ALLEN I LOOOOVVVEEE YOUR LITTLE STINGER" SHREK SCREECHES
ALLEN BLUSHES AS SHREK SHOVES HIM UP HIS WAZOOOOOOO.
-And thus ends part one-