Introduction: Hey! This is my attempt at writing a Hoenn shipping story…Yup, attempt! Let's see how it turns out, shall we? I'll just write anything that comes to my head, so don't expect much! Oh, and some things are going to be completely different, like last names, maybe character because the game doesn't show much character, and well…things…you'll figure it out!

Disclaimer: I so do not own the Pokemon games…actually, I do, but not the idea or the…whatever, you get the idea! But I do have the ruby version of the game! Oh yes, I also do not own Cadbury chocolates or toffees, although having the chocolates would be nice right now…I also do not own Spongebob Sqarepants, where the idea of the box and the imagination came from…I see that I'm going to keep adding to this disclaimer while I write…

Dedication: This story is solely dedicated to my dear friend Ale and her Minun.

Now, read on!

Chapter One: Visitations

Brendan Cadbury sat in the truck, exhausted from the move. He was never so surrounded by boxes before! He liked boxes, and before he had to put things in them, he would sit inside and use his imagination. Brendan was really looking forward to his new house, because he heard that there was a professor living in the town, so maybe he'll get a pokemon. Then he can go against his dad, the gym leader of Petalburg!

The truck stopped, but Brendan didn't notice. All the boxes were taken out and Brendan still didn't notice. Finally, Brendan's mom yelled at him to get out, and Brendan was harshly thrown back into reality. That was very harsh…

Brendan went to his room, which was actually very boring. He didn't mind, and began to set his clock. Since he took so long with that, he missed the show that starred his dad. Oh well…

Without talking to his mother again, Brendan ran out of the house to explore the large world at Littleroot town. He went next door, where he met the Toffees. He met May's mom, and then he went upstairs. That's where his rival-to-be was, and they started with introductions.

"Hi…um…I'm May. Nice to m-meet you." May said shyly.

"Hey, I'm Brendan. Cool room!" That was a lie, since it looked exactly the same as Brendan's room.

"Our rooms look the same." said May, losing her shyness.

"How would you know?" asked Brendan.

"Your mom invited me while you were in the truck." May stated.

"That was a fast visit…" Brendan said, disappointed that his mom did so much without him.

"Not really…"

Brendan realized he's been in the truck for a very long time.

"So, are you starting as a trainer?" asked May.

"Yes. I haven't chosen which pokemon I want yet." replied Brendan.

"I have! But I won't tell you until you get yours! You might try to get a stronger one." May winked at Brendan.

Brendan blinked. "That's nice…Wait- are you the professor's daughter?" he asked, putting two and two together. His mom told him this before, but he was ignoring her.

May rolled her eyes. "Yes I am. And it's Professor Toffee to you."

"I thought it was Professor Birch." said Brendan, confused.

"My dad had his name legally changed 10 years ago. He decided he liked toffees better than trees. You're behind the times."

Suddenly, a little kid ran up the room. "Help! Professor Toffee is getting chased by an evil Poochyena that wants to take over the world!"

"He can handle it…I think." said May, not entirely concerned by her father's wellbeing. "So, Brendan…"

Brendan was already gone. He went to help the infamous professor.

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"Help! Help!" yelled Professor Toffee. "Don't just stand there!" The Professor had sighted Brendan.

Brendan bravely walked up and threw a stick in the direction of the Poochyena. "Fetch!" The Poochyena ran after the stick.

"No, you idiot! Grab a pokeball!"

"Why?"

"It makes things more dramatic, now go!" yelled the Professor.

"Where are they?"

"In my bag!"

"Where's your bag?"

"In that tree!"

"How'd it get there?"

"I don't know! Just get a pokeball!" said the Professor, now just running in circles even if the Poochyena wasn't chasing it anymore.

Brendan picked a ball after a lot of thought, and released the pokemon inside. It was a Mudkip.

The Poochyena brought the stick back to Brendan, and Brendan petted it.

"What are you doing? Battle the evil creature!"

"I thought you liked all pokemon!"

"Not that one, he stole one of my toffees!"

"Ooh…" Brendan understood completely now. "Mudkip, let's show this Poochyena who's boss!"

The Poochyena stood, alert, knowing what was coming after what the Professor said. The toffee was good, anyway.

"Mudkip, 'Tackle'!"

Mudkip tackled the Poochyena, and the Poochyena tackled back.

"'Tackle' again!"

Mudkip tackled and the Poochyena did too.

"You know what to do Mudkip!"

Mudkip tackled again and so did the Poochyena.

Both Pokemon were considerably tired out, but the Poochyena was slightly more so.

"Can you please do something else? I'm getting tired!" said the Professor, who was still running in circles.

"No, I can't! Oh, Mudkip, your new nickname is Caramel!"

"I want a caramel toffee…" whined the Professor, and reached into his pocket and took out a toffee. The Poochyena abandoned the fight and took the toffee from him.

"Get back here Poochyena! We have a score to settle!" The Poochyena immediately came back at Brendan's voice.

"Caramel, 'Tackle'!" Caramel tackled, and the Poochyena fainted.

The Professor finally stopped running in circles. "Thank you for saving me, Brendan! As thanks, you may keep that Mudkip. I would have given you a toffee as well, but…" Professor Toffee glared at the Poochyena.

End of Chapter One

So, how was it? You decide! I didn't get enough sleep last night, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's not that great. I'll try to get it to be more humorous next chapter! So, reviews please? Just for this chapter, I won't request it ever again. I just want to know if this is good and if I should continue it. And, well, romance would be coming up later, yeah…