A/n: Ok, so usually i write Twilight stuff. Well, i am a huge dork and i looove super heroes. BATMAN IS MY FAVORITE! I loved heath ledger before the dark knight, but then when i saw it, i loved him even more! He was the BEST joker in the history of all jokers of all time! Why do the awesome hafta die young?! Well, this was an advanced comp project i had to do... we got a rhyme scheme and had to match it, but it could be about whatever we want. So, BATMAN!! Joker's P.O.V, obviously. Hope you like it! (REVIEW PLEASE!!)
The Plan
It's all part of the plan
Tonight, fellow mobsters, we kill the Batman
Put on a mask, dear friends, come join my clan
For once and for all, we beat this Batman
After all, he's just a freak… like me!
Let's turn that frown into a smile of glee
Oh, and the scars? Well, that story is quite nice
My father was drunk one night and reached for a nearby kitchen knife
"Why so serious?" he asked, carving a smile to remain my whole life
So you see, this smile lets me see the jokes
This makeup, my mask, his wings, the man's cloak
We are not so different, our true identities both choked
We hide in the shadows, unseen deep in the smoke
But, it's best not to compare
For you see, he saves lives and I put them back into despair
I also must walk, while he flies way up high in the air
Now come empty my pockets it brings me no strife
All you will find is pocket lint and a few knifes
So, until you comply and unmask yourself, Dark Knight, there will be a loss of lifes
Is that really what you want, Batman?
The blood of innocents staining your heroic hands?
How about you give up and take it like a man
Because, as you know, I do have a plan
Your days are numbered, my friend, not much left of your life span
It will be done. I'll kill the Batman
Give me my phone call, I've got something to say
Turn yourself in, or Gotham City hospital blows up in one day
Oh, and by the way, Rachel is in trouble, you might want to save her
She's tied up in an oil shed with a bomb, such a danger!
But choose between her and Harvey Dent, the governor
He's trapped too, and only a few minutes until the fire
Either you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the bad guy
Harvey Dent ain't dead, but half his face went "bye-bye"
He's on my side now, ironically, helping me myself and I
Get ready, Batman. Prepare to die.
A/N: Good? Bad? Review me pleease! Thanks!