Chapter one

annoying

It's wintertime in Konoha and a week or two before Christmas. Everybody buying gifts and being nice for the best time of the year. Well everybody except a little Uchiha named Sasuke.

"Christmas is so dumb" he said. "What's the point of Christmas anyway? Everybody all happy and some fat guy comes though your freaking chimney. How does he fit though a chimney anyway?" he pondered.

"well first of all u can stop talking to yourself out loud." Came a sweet voice.

Sasuke jumped not noticing Kitatha right behind him.

"how long have u been there?" sasuke asked.

"um….since u left your house." Kitatha replied.

"u mean u've been following me around for three whole hours?" sasuke said nervously.

"um…yep!" Kitatha said with pleasure. "ur ninja skills r very bad if u just noticed me following u now. I even told u I'd follow u around yesterday."

"I thought u where kidding!" sasuke yelled.

"nope." Kitatha said with a smile and a little laugh. "I'll be following u around until the end of the day."

Sasuke sighed and started to walk away again not even trying to argue cuz he knows it's useless. Kitatha right on his tail smiling and looking around. Seeing everybody happy gave sasuke a disgusting look, but Kitatha's expression was very happy. Her little rabbit tail was covered by her jacket but wagging so fast that it almost came out of hiding. Her pointy dog ears covered by her hood. Sasuke thinking that this day will never end started to walk faster since kitatha wasn't paying attention. Stupidly sasuke forgot about Kitatha's scents of smell. So kitatha caught up 3 minutes after. Seeing kitatha really happy made sasuke really pissed. Its started to snow.

"look sasuke!" Kitatha shouted. "snow. Lets have a snowball fight."

"no" sasuke replied.

"Y not?" kitatha asked with her head tilted to the right.

"because I don't want to." Sasuke said really annoyed.

"pff! ur no fun." Kitatha said sticking her tongue out like a snake getting squashed.

Sasuke ignored her and kept walking. while every minute pasted the snow came down faster and faster. A couple of kids playing in the snow having there own snowball war. Kitatha then made a snowball and threw it at one of the kids. she got him right in the face and he fell backwards. He got up looked around and kitatha pointed at sasuke. the next second sasuke was getting hit with millions of snowballs which made him really pissed.

"come on sasuke. us vs. them. 2 on six I like those odds." Kitatha said with a snowball in her hands.

"way ahead of u" sasuke said already throwing some.

Kitatha and Sasuke throwing as many snowballs as they can carry. Hitting almost anything with almost all force. Kitatha looking at Sasuke every now and again sometimes notice a little smile on his face. Finally winning they finally went back on their way leaving the kids piled in snow.

"wow Sasuke that was fun. u where like throwing 100 snowballs at once." Kitatha said kinda sounding like a little kid and kept going only to get interrupted by sasuke.

"I did it out of boredom and to get that kid from hitting me for no reason. Now can u leave me alone for the rest of the day?" sasuke asked.

"nope! I said I would follow u all day." Kitatha answered quickly.

"don't u have to do something?" sasuke asked hoping she said yes.

"well I have to go Christmas shopping still but that can wait." Kitatha said.

Sasuke stopped and looked at her and asked, "ur gonna wait til the last minute aren't u?"

"maybe…." Kitatha said swinging back and forward.

Sasuke sighed and continued walking. Kitatha still following and wondering where r sasuke was going. Sasuke still hating Christmas started to think. The snow piled up til it was about 2 feet on top of the ground. Making it really hard to walk faster. Sasuke getting pissed at all the snow started to scream his head off.

"DARN FREAKIN SNOW!" Sasuke yelled scareing almost everyone around him. Kitatha scared the most pushed sasuke along away from the startled people.

"goodness sasuke where r u going anyway?" kitatha asked.

"to a place im not telling u." sasuke said back.

"Neaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! please tell me. We've been walking for like forever" kitatha said annoying sasuke to death.

"no just leave me alone" sasuke said very pissed off.

"neagafuff" kitatha said in gibberish. "I bet this is about u not being able to get presents for ur family since they all are dead." Kitatha said trying but forgot to keep her mouth shut.

"I mean…what do u want for Christmas sasuke?" kitatha said with a quick come back.

"itachi to be dead and orochimaru to leave me alone." Sasuke said with no emotion.

"um…what else?" kitatha asked with a sweat drop behind her.

"nothing" sasuke said.

"u have to have something!! Like I mean out of a apple ipod to a zebra there has to be something." Kitatha replied kinda worried that its gonna be hard to shop for sasuke.

"I want something in N which is nothing" sasuke said. "Christmas is a waste of time"

"HUH!!!!! Sasuke don't u ever say that! Christmas is about friends, family, being happy, and giving happy presents to make other people happy and to celebrate/"

getting cut off by sasuke saying, "I don't care."

Kitatha looked at sasuke with her mouth right open and a WTF look on her face. Sasuke then began to walk again and kitatha watched him walk away. Kitatha started to think 'if I get sasuke a present maybe he'll be happy. But if I get him the wrong present he might get pissed. Oh gosh I hate those odds.' Kitatha walk around looking for something to give to sasuke. then she thought 'well if I can't give sasuke something I'll teach sasuke something if he lets me' kitatha tried to follow sasuke scent but could not find him. She looked and looked and nowhere to be found.

"Well it's been over a hour maybe he went home." Kitatha said to herself. "Maybe…"

kitatha walked to sasuke house only to find his place was empty.

"freakin sasuke. u always disappear on me like this!" kitatha sighed and left to go find someone else.

"maybe Neji isn't busy. I still haven't bothered to follow him, or deidara. I'll go with neji that way I can bother deidara all day."

Kitatha ran all the way to the middle of the village following Neji's scent and tackled him to the ground.

"Neji!!! Hi im gonna spend the day with u since I lost sasuke." kitatha yelled really loud.

Neji very pissed yelled, "get off of me!!"

"oops sorry." kitatha said jumping off of neji.

"y r u here anyway?" neji said kinda mad.

"im here because I lost sasuke and I was supposed to hang out with him all day and the only people left to hang out with us u and dei dei. So im hanging out with u."

"oh gosh and im waiting for tenten." Neji said looking a little pissed.