V is a emo man and he cries a lot and cuts himself to feel and Kaito is a huge weebie and today they met at the store where V is looking for kawaii products to cut himself with and Kaito said "woa you're getting the yaoi desu knife?" and V said yeah he was and told him to heck off because he is emo and Kaito said "Don't tell me what to do you emo fag"
V was taken by this sudden emotion in he heart and he went up and made out with Kaito even though he don't know what feeling are and that he oozes candycane emo blood.
Kaito moaned as he is be made out with and V bit his lip and told Kaito his lips tasted like sweet cherries and Kaito said "Yeah, it's my weeb brand…" and V said that was nice and that maybe he could help him cut himself and they could drink his blood like vampires and Kaito whispered "Okay kawaii waifu-chan…" and kissed V again.
V and Kaito left the place as emo and weeb boyfriend.