Hello hello hello! I'm being very hyper today! So I was ready through old CATS fanfics, and I found a story by ThePenquinAteMyHomework named "Every Human Law." It was my inspiration to write this story, because really people, the USA has truly stupid laws. Enjoy!
I had been sitting at my computer for hours laboring over my English report when a certain ginger cat barged through my door.
"Gwen! Stop working and listen to me!"
I, used to ignoring Macavity and other such fictional characters by now, just kept working. Macavity, used to me not paying attention, pulled the computer cord out of the electrical socket. I watched in semi horror as my screen went black. "What the bloody heck?! You realize how long I spent on that?"
He rolled his eyes at me and sat on my bed. "It doesn't matter. There are far more important things for you to be writing."
"Like..?"
"You know in that stupid poem/song thing about me there's a line about me breaking laws?" Macavity asked me."
I nodded. "Sure. He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity."
"The thing is," He went on, "I haven't broken every human law. But I plan to change that. And you're going to help me."
"Oh joy..." I sighed. "So I'm to accompany you on these outings and write what you do?"
Macavity stood up and started walking to the door. "You're such a smart human. We start tomorrow. Be ready." He left my room.
I rolled my eyes as I went back to my computer. Well, this is certainly going to be fun.
Soooo... if anyone comes up with any laws you want Macavity and Gwen to break, please put them in the review box or PM me them! Thanks!