Edward vs. The Washing Machine

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or New Moon, or Lemons.

Edward's POV

"Ugh." I groaned collecting the dirty clothes from Jasper room.

Why can't he clean his own underwear? I thought to myself. I felt sorry for Esme; she had to do this every Sunday morning. (That was her cleaning day)

I bent over to pick up Jasper last pair of socks on the floor and placed them in the basket. Now to Alice's room. I groaned again.

I was glad to help out Esme with her cleaning while she and Carlisle where on they're hunting trip; I thought I would have a lot of help. But no, Jasper and Alice deicide at the last moment to go with Esme and Carlisle. Then Emmett and Rosalie ran off to France for another honey moon. Leaving me home alone with the chores.

I made my way down the hall towards Alice's room. Bella was coming out of Emmett's room with arms filled of clothes she slowly made her way to me and placed them in the basket I was holding.

"Thank you." I said with her favorite smirk on my lips.

"No problem." She said with a blush blooming on her face.

At least Bella would help me clean up. She was so astonishingly reliable. Her warm shoulder brushed past mine as she was heading to Jasper's room for dusting. I walked into Alice nice spotless room with all her clothes in a pile. This made things so much simpler for me. I smiled as I picked up her clothes and placed them in the basket. I had to thank her for this when she got home. After I murdered Jasper and Emmett for making Bella and I search for their dirty underwear. I exited Alice's room and headed down the steps toward the laundry room.

I turner at the corner then swiftly opened the door to the cellar. The basement wasn't as nice as the rest of the house it was dark and murky.

I walked down the steps and head towards the machines. The machines were the newest on the market. I opened the lid to the washer and began placing the clothes inside the machine. When I completed my task of emptying the clothes in the machine, I found my self stuck.

Humm…I thought to myself. What next? I had never washed clothes before…Esme usually took care of this.

I sighed the noticed the knobs on top of the machine. "One Touch, Clothes Care Cycles" I read off the machine I notice 3 groups of buttons. The first group read. "Water" Then it listed the different types, "Whites-Hot, Colors-Warm, and Darks-Cold"

Humm…I thought again. I have a blend of whites, colors and darks so what do I used? I pushed the "colors" button. The button lit up green and made a beep noise. I smiled proud of what I had done.

Next I had to pick the load size. I looked at the bottoms closely. I picked "Super" This was a "Super" load. I pushed the bottom. Again I heard the beep and notice the bottoms color change. I moved to the next and last group of bottoms. Again I examine the bottoms. "Sonic Level" I looked at my choices and picked "Stain Wash" it lit up. I smirked again. Then I notice the shelf above the wash machine.

Soap! I almost forgot soap! Ah, how dim-witted of me to forget.

I chuckled at my mistake and graded the soap. I began to pour the soap into the machine.

It's a super load so it's going to need lots of soap. I thought to myself.

I shacked the box for the last bit of soap then closed the lid. The machine began to start. I turned on the heels of my ankles and headed up the steps with the empty box of soap. I walked to the trash can and threw it away.