Hallo. My name is Germany and I would like to tell things from point of view. I am 20 years old with Blond hair and blue eyes. I am very tall, with muscles and very handsome. I greatly enjoy potatoes, wurst, and beer (Cold not warm). I also have a great respect for Italian Culture. There are many things I would like to clear up especially with these rumors going on about me.
Despite what people think I like the Jews very much. The only person I want to gas is Italy when he is bothering me to play Fußbal. Even though I am very muscular and athletic, I do not wish to play anything with him. EVER. Why you people think I have a romantic relationship with him is despicable. I think of him as a brother a very annoying brother, whom I would never ever touch in a sexual way. It makes me want to gas whoever started that rumor.
I also really like running and making Italy run. He is so weak which is another reason we could never have relations. Italy is also a really good cook, but I'm sick of Pasta. I really do enjoy the songs he sings for me though. It gives me a warm feeling inside. Like warm beer. This is all for now I have to gas some…. I mean read a book.