NotaPunk; Since there is so much fan art or Liechtenstein with guns, I wanted to write a story about it. I own NOTHING! Warning; Switzerland/Liechtenstein love ahead!
Next Time I Won't Miss
I was cuddled next to my 'sister' in my warm bed, holding her tightly, my back towards the window. When I awoke to the sound of a loud banging at my front door. Lilli stirred a little, and I quickly hushed her back to sleep and kissed her temple. Pleased she smiled and fell back to sleep. Sighing I got out of my warm, comfortable bed, to walk across cold floors. I looked out the window to see that it was still dark outside.
I sighed an irritated breath and hurried out my bedroom, lest the knocking awoke Lilli once again. I reached the door and opened it to glare at the late night visitor. It was Denmark. My glare became worse when I saw who it was. Denmark saw me and smiled widely, inviting himself into my large front hall.
"Yo Vash-," before he continued I interrupted him,
"That's Switzerland to you. Do you know what time it is?" I made sure that my voice was harsh, but not loud enough to awake Lilli from her slumber.
"Three in the morning?" Answered the axe wielding blonde questioningly. He looked over my pajama clad appearance and stifled a laugh. "What the fuck are you wearing?"
I blushed but my glare just intensified, "The pajamas that Lilli made for me." I answered, daring him to make a comment about them. Denmark nodded his head, still wearing an amused smirk. "Why are you here?"
Denmark looked at me with an obnoxious smile and laughed, "I'm here to invade your and Lichtenstein's vital regions of course."
"Like hell you will!" I yelled, forgetting to keep my voice down. Instinctively my hand reached at my side for my hand gun, only to grasp at air. Denmark took this opportunity to attack. We punched and kicked each other until I kicked Denmark towards the glass cabinet of fine china. He didn't hit. I stood in front of him glaring at him, once again. He just laughed like a child who just got on a roller coaster.
He was about to go toward me again when we heard the sound of a gun firing. A small but powerful rushed past my head. It went past his, but it was so close to his face that it left a small scratch that bled instantly. It cleanly went into the glass behind the nation, and shattered once of the plates inside.
Denmark's eyes were wide as his hand touched his cheek. He stared past me with a look of horror on his face. I turned around to see Lilli clad in just one of my shirts holding onto one of my many handguns. Her short blonde hair was messy and my shirt went to her knees. Though her small form usually didn't emit anything besides kindness, now stood frighteningly still. She held the gun with one hand and stood straight. No smile was graced on her lips, only a small frown. Her eyebrows were furrowed with anger and her usually wide green eyes were narrowed.
I glanced back to see that Norway was starting to have a nosebleed from Lilli's scantily clad appearance. I was about to punch him when the small female nation interrupted. "Get out now, or next time I shoot, I won't miss." Her voice was ice cold, replacing her gentle polite one. Norway ran away, leaving a huge dust cloud in his wake.
Lilli dropped the gun as I walked to her. We embraced in a hug and I brushed my lips against her forehead. I picked her up bridal style and carried her back into my room. When I placed into my bed, she was sound asleep. I laid down next to her and smiled.
END
NotaPunk; Please be expecting more "WHOA LICHENTSTEIN DID THAT!" type of stories from me, next one will be a /Lilli, probably more humorous than this. Please review. If you do I will give you a thousand cookies!
