Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana!
Author's note: This story is set during late season 3 of Hannah Montana. Read it and if you like it review it and let me know!
Macho Macho Man!
Oliver Oscar Oken and his mom Nancy Aurora Oken has a little talk about Oliver's lifestyle.
"Mom! If the guys knew that I still have to tell you about my love-life they would think I'm crazy!"
"Oliver, you don't have any real guy friends! You just hang out with Miley and Lilly all the time!"
"They are my best friends!"
"You need more male friends! Think about it! You're more like a girl than a man!"
"I'm a man!"
"You watch soap operas, read my 'chick magazines' and you wear jeans that are too tight for a guy!"
"My jeans aren't that tight!"
"Yes, they are! You need to be more like a man!"
"I'm already a real man!"
"Are you sure?"
"I have a girlfriend, remember?"
"How long do you think Lilly's gonna be your girlfriend if you don't start to man-up a little?"
"She's in love with me!"
"Maybe she just want you to be happy..."
"Lilly would never do that, mom!"
"I'd call you a man if I saw you hang out with somebody other than Miley or Lilly!"
"Mom!"
"If you're gonna stay at Lilly's house tonight, no dirty things!"
"Mom, I'm old enough to have a sexual relationship!"
"I guess it's okey, if you really love Lilly and don't hurt her!"
"I would never hurt her! She's my sexy little Lilly-Pop!"
"Lilly-Pop? What sort of nickname is that, Oliver?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"Sorry, I didn't know that you had a cute little nickname for her!"
"I've never told you about that before?"
"No!"
"And that's a good thing!"
"Oliver, I'm sorry! I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I just want you to be a man!"
"You're sayin' that Smokin' Oken's not a man?"
"Oliver, you could be a little more macho."
"Mom! I am macho!"
"I think that Miley and Lilly has a made you soft, Ollie!"
"Stop it, mom! I'm not a little kid anymore! I'm a man now! Face it! Let it be! Be happy for me!"
"Oliver..."
"Mom, don't try to turn me into something I'm not! Let me be myself and show the world the real me!"
"Oliver, if you were a little more macho you could..."
"I know what you're gonna say, but I love Lilly and I'm not gonna pick another girlfriend just because you think I should do so!"
"Miley would be better for you! At least she's not a tomboy!"
"Mom, that's enough, okey? I'm old enough to know who I'm in love with! I love Lilly!"
"Oliver, are you mad at me?"
"Yes and I need to go now! Lilly and Miley are waiting for me! Bye, mom!"
"Oliver come back here, now!"
Later at Lilly's house.
"My mom thinks that you're just dating me to make me happy. Is that true, Lilly?" says Oliver.
"You know that I'd never do that to you! I love you, Ollie-Pop!" says Lilly.
"Don't worry, Ollie! You know that to us you're the most macho man ever!" says Miley.
"Yeah, you're our strong warrior! Our brave knight! Our superhero!" says Lilly.
"Thanks, guys! You always know how to power-up my ego!" says Oliver.
"There's no man like the Smokin' Oken!" says Miley.
"There's a lot of guys out there, but only one Oliver Oscar Oken!" says Lilly.
Author's note 2: I'm sorry that this story is so short, but I'm keepin' the second part of it private. Sorry.