Hiya im bellz and im we r two ppl. We r new writers so cut us some slack. We are also very demented (not in a bad way). We do not own any twilight characters sadly enough (wish I owned the pack, except paul I think hes drunk).

Have fun and Bananas to all.

I'm bored. Why am I bored you may ask? I'm Chelsea Fromage. My name is fucked up, trust me I know. I live in the overly dreary town of Forks. I'm average looking except for my purple hair. I was born with purple hair, thank you (I was born this way, lol lady gaga). I have blue eyes. I'm very, very boring. Except for my temper. Let's just say don't piss me off. I take karate and I go for walks in the woods.

Ring, ring, there goes my cell phone. Oh, dear its my friend, Gina. "Chelsea! You need to come see this new werewolf movie!" Gina crazily screamed into my ear.

"Fine, but I won't like it," I said. I actually would. I love werewolves like an insane fan girl.

"Your in love with all werewolves of course you will!" she said, "and besides the werewolves are hot!"

"Whatever, I'll be there," I said. I was actually looking forward to it.

Two hours later….

"OMG, this movie is going to rock!" Gina said.

"Meh," I murmured.

There was a bunch of people behind us. They were pushing each other around and playing. God, they were as old as we were be more, mature (we r not mature). One of them bumped into me.

"Watch where the hell your going! What are you five?" I screamed. They all stared at me.

"What the fuck are you staring at, apologize!" I said annoyed

"Dude calm before you kill someone." Gina said I ignored her.

"Sorry, um….. my friend is mentally retarded," the tallest one said.

"Hey!" the one who ran into me said.

"Shut up Paul," one of the others said.

"Aren't most boys retarded?" Gina asked. They all glared at her.

"What?" she said. I sighed. Gina needs to learn to shut up.

"What Gina means is….. I got nothing. What are you seeing?" I asked praying to god that they weren't going to the werewolf movie.

"The werewolf movie," the tallest one said. Damn it.

"Oh, god. Sadly we are seeing the same thing," I said. Wait why did I say that?

"You guys should sit with us!" Gina said.

"Sure," the tallest one said.

"What's your name?" Gina asked.

"I'm Jacob, this is Seth, Embry, Quil, Jared, and that idiot is Paul," Jacob said.

"I would say it's nice to meet you, but Paul kind of ruined that," I said.

"I'm Chelsea Fromage. Any jokes and I will rip your throat out," I said pleasantly. Some of them laughed.

"and I'm Gina!" Gina screamed.

"Oh, god," I said. Then we got the tickets and we went in. I got stuck next to Jacob somehow cause Gina left to go to the bathroom.

"You like werewolves?" he asked.

"Werewolves are awesome and one billion times better than vampires so say what you want, but it's a simple fact of life," I said seriously. They all laughed hysterically.

"Whatever if you don't believe me, fuck you," I said matter of factly.

"Chelsea your obsession with werewolves is stalkerific so stop talking," Gina said. I blushed.

"I don't stalk werewolves god," I said annoyed. Then the movie started. It was called Ninjas vs. Werewolves. On screen a vampire just walked out into sunlight and started burning. I laughed hysterically. Some people stared at me funny, including Gina.

"What? Isn't this kind of ridiculous?" I said.

"Yeah, but it's kind of morbid to laugh at dying things," she said.

"Technically vampires are already dead," I said.

"Well death isn't funny," she said.

"Well vampires are funny when they die," I said. She rolled her eyes.

On screen some guy was turning into a werewolf. Only it didn't really look like a werewolf more like a person with a hair disorder and a tail. Well, the teeth were weird looking too.

"Umm… is this werewolf ridiculous to anyone else besides me?" I asked. They all nodded. I couldn't follow the plot because it was really weird, but the lead werewolf was hot.

"Alright, on a scale of one to ten that gets a negative fifty two for poor acting, unstable plot, and unrealistic werewolves," I said.

"How do you know what werewolves look like?" Paul asked.

"I'm not even sure what that was so I'm guessing something more wolfish and less what the hellish," I said.

"Agreed, but the werewolf was hot," Gina said.

"I'm tired. I'm going home," I said.

"But, Chelseeeeeeeaaaaaa! I want to go to Burger King," Gina said.

"Why?" I asked incredulously.

"I want to order a big mac," Gina said.

"Fine, but never again," I said. She started walking off in the direction of Burger King and I started walking in the opposite direction. She turned around and had an angry look on her face. I shrugged.

"I'm leaving," I said.

"Fine, go by yourself then!" she said.

I walked away. Jacob ran after me.

"What?" I asked.

"You shouldn't walk alone. It's dangerous at night," he said.

"Well, I didn't know that. Thanks for clearing that up," I said sarcastically.

"I'll walk with you," he said.

"Thanks, I guess," I said.

"Why don't you have a car?" he asked.

"Because I find that walking is better for you and I can't really afford one," I replied.

"Oh," he said.

"Yeah," I said. We walked in silence for a couple feet. Awkward silence.

"Awkward sea turtle," I said. We both laughed.

"That movie was ridiculous," Jacob said.

"Really? The vampires were funny though," I said.

"Really? What was funny? Them exploding in sunlight," he said and I laughed at the memory.

"Yup, pretty much," I paused, "You seem pretty serious about your monster movies to not find that funny."

"Vampires aren't funny," he said.

"You speak as if from experience," I said. He chuckled.

"Yeah, you could say that. What would you say if I told you I met a vampire," he said.

"How are you alive?" I said.

"Ummm…I'm sort of kind of a werewolf," he said.

"What?" I screamed.

"I'm a werewolf," he said.

"Wow and you sat through that crappy movie? Without getting angry at that retarded stereotype?" I asked.

"You know your dealing with this pretty well," he said.

"OMG, you're a fucking werewolf!" I screamed.

"Shhhhhh, you're loud," he said.

"OMG, that's awesome. You are now the coolest person I know," I said.

"Thanks, glad you believe me," he said. We made it to my house.

"Why wouldn't I?" I asked.

"Well it does sound a little ridiculous," he said.

"Yes, because you're not real," I said rolling my eyes. We laughed.

"See ya around, Jacob," I said.

"See ya," he said, but he seemed reluctant to leave.

"Can I have your number?" I asked.

"Sure," he said. We exchanged numbers.

"Bye," I said. I went inside my house.

Wait, I know a werewolf. Dreams have been answered, but wait aren't there vampires too?

Yes this girl loves werewolves (who wouldn't?) and her name is strange.

Purple hair, a werewolf, and a weird best friend. Good life (so far…..). Posting next chapter in a couple of days :P your truly, Bellz