Drunkards
Shunsui invited Shūhei, Kira, Iba, Ikkaku and Rangiku to drink with him since he gets lonely drinking alone.
"Hey, why did you invite us and not captains, Kyouraku-san?" Rangiku asked.
"Because I know you've been secretly drinking sake and keeping them hidden, Rangiku-chan. Kira, you also drink when you're depressed sometimes. Iba and Ikkaku, you enjoy drinking sake. And Shūhei...well let's just say you've been invited to drink with Rangiku sometimes." Shunsui said.
Everyone had sweat drops on their heads, "Don't tell anyone, especially our captains, okay?" they said in unison.
"Sure," he said, "Let's just drink to our hearts content." Raising up his glass.
"YEAH!" they all said.
30 minutes later...
Rangiku laughs at Shunsui for having Nanao take away his bottles of sake.
"AHAHAHAH!" Rangiku said. "I can't believe Nanao-chan would take away all of your sake. AHAHAHAHAHA~!" to Shunsui.
"It's not funny Rangiku-chan." Shunsui said. "I can't even drink for a whole day without sneaking away from her." Feeling depressed.
While Kira and Shūhei cry about not having anyone to love or loving them.
"It's ok, Kira." Shūhei said, "We'll both stay unwanted from girls."
"You're right." Kira agreed as both of them cry drunk.
On the other hand Iba and Ikkaku fight over a bottle of sake.
"Ikkaku! This is my bottle of sake! Give it over!" cried Iba.
"Shut up!" Ikkaku yelled, "It's mine. You already had 34 bottles of sake! Bastard!"
"You had 37 bottles! This is mine! Bitch!" Iba screamed.
The clerk came to their table angry looking. They all stopped what they were doing and looked at him. The clerk threw them out and they landed face on the ground.
"MATSUMOTO!" said a familiar voice.
"Kyouraku-san!" said also a familiar voice.
They looked up and saw Tōshiro and Nanao standing in front of them both looking very angry.
"Oh~! Nanao-chan, what a surprise meeting you here." Shunsui said in a panicking voice.
"You too, Hitsugaya-taichou! What are you doing here?" asked Rangiku as if this has already happened, which it has plenty of times for her.
Nanao picked up Shunsui by the ear, "Oww~! Stop it, that hurts!" Shunsui whined.
"Well that's what you get for going off to drink sake instead of finishing up the paperwork's." Nanao said. "And I'm going to watch you every second so you get all of them done." She said in a creepy voice.
Shunsui said, "If you're going to watch me every second, then let's have it, Nanao-chan~!" drunk.
Nanao gave him the eye and Shunsui backed off on the jokes, "Nevermind." Letting her drag him off.
"That goes for you too, Matsumoto!" said Tōshiro.
"Eh~! I'm going to have to do paperwork as well?" Rangiku whined.
Tōshiro got angry, "The paperwork for the vice-captain meeting tomorrow! Have you forgotten about that!" he yelled.
Rangiku whined, "I don't wunna do it." drunk
Tōshiro grabbed her by the back collar and dragged her off, "Well, I don't care. You're going to finish by tonight and that's final!"
"Fine." Rangiku says sobbing away still drunk.
Leaving behind Iba, Ikkaku, Shūhei and Kira on the ground still drunk.
Kira was the first to talk, "Now what do we do?"
*a tumble weed floats by*