Eleanor's Cereal is serious binnis.
Eleanor's Cereal
It was another fine day in Rapture when Eleanor went to get a bowl of her special Cereal. Made by herself, It was one of the most delicious things ever known to mankind, Even better than Andrew-O's.
As she opened the fridge and grabbed the box of her amazing Cereal she poured it into the bowl... and nothing came out.
The rest of the bioshock cast was already hanging out in the main square talking about how they killed a splicer THIS BIG when suddenly a fireball lands between them. They all look to see Eleanor, Armed for battle with flaming hands and an angry expression. The group exchanges looks Jack breaks the silence.
'' You interrupted my story, I was just telling Delta how I killed a Splicer THIS BIG ''
'' Shut up you stupid tosser, WHO ATE MY DAMN CEREAL. ''
The group all looked at each other in confusion, Than Andrew Ryan spoke.
'' Why would we eat your Cereal? We have our own.. ''
'' BECAUSE, ANDREW-O's F**KING SUCK, My cereal is way better... WHO ATE IT? ''
Sofia Lamb fixed her glasses and smiled, An opportunity to piss off her daughter? Why not!
'' Eleanor, My dear.. YOUR CEREAL SUCKS ''
There was a long silence and Eleanor dashed at her mother with a fully charged Incinerate blast ready to fry her skin when Delta grabbed her and held her back.
'' Okay, I'm calm now.. But it's obvious one of you guys ate my Cereal.. So until I find out WHO and than DESTORY them and eat the little pieces I will just.. HAVE TO DO THIS ''
Eleanor pulled a device out of her pocket ( She has pockets? ) and pressed it. Iron gates closed everywhere locking outside from the rest of rapture, Only having access to the main square and it's various shops and buildings.
'' You've got to be kidding me, Really? How did she even get that switch I thought this was my city '' Andrew Ryan face palmed and walked away.
Eleanor looked at the group and pulled out a notepad writing each of their names, She would find out who did it and they would get it..
Eleanor's Notepad
SUSPECT #1 - SOFIA LAMB
My mother gets some sort of unholy pleasure off of PISSING ME OFF, She will be my Number 1 suspect until I find evidence proving otherwise.
SUSPECT #2 - ANDREW RYAN
This git and his stupid Cereal, He could of possibly done it because HIS CEREAL SUCKS. I will investigate more.
SUSPECT #3 - JACK RYAN
I really REALLY loath this guy, This dumb American tosser is always talking about how Special he is and how he once killed a Splicer THIS BIG. I don't know how good the relationship between he and is father is.. He could of stolen it for his father or perhaps for HIMSELF? Will check into it.
SUSPECT #4 - FRANK FONTAINE
Did I misspell his last name? I dunno... I don't like Bald people or Frank for that matter, But he's a complete retard, I have no idea if he did it or not. I will investigate...
SUSPECT #5 - SINCLAIR
This money hungry jerk, He could of stolen my awesome Cereal to sell as his own. I will invesitage.
SUSPECT #6 – TENENBAUM
Tenenbaum is my friend, So I won't bother her as much as the others. But I still don't think shes innocent.
SUSPECT 7# - Daddy :3 AKA Subject Delta 3
My Father, OMG he's so awesome, I don't think he would do it but he's a little fat ( I think? ) He could have been confused and ate it BUT HE WOULD NEVER lie to me and would of told me if he did already.
With that, Eleanor would begin her Search for the culprit, Starting with Suspect Number 1.