CSI: Miami meets Harry Potter

Disclaimer: I do not own CSI: Miami of Harry Potter - I wish I did... Then again, we all do.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine was taking off his shades. "What do we have here?"

"I call it a death with no use of an autopsy," the ME, Alexx said after sighing. "Poor baby doesn't have any scars or any signs suggesting that she really is dead."

"She died in her sleep?" Eric Delko asked approaching the dead body.

"Whether or not she did, we have to find out how she died, why she died and who killed her," Horatio said, putting his shades back on.

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"Got anything, Alexx?" Horatio said upon entering Alexx's lab.

"Nothing at all. It's like fishing in the dark," Alexx said, double-checking on the body for the fifth time.

Horatio took a hard look at the dead girl's body. "Any I.D.?"

"I found a passport in her pocket. Her name's Ginevra Weasley," Alexx replied. "You know, she looks kind of like you. Blue eyes, red hair..."

Horatio chuckled nervously. "Did she have any family?"

Alexx looked up. "Check the UK. Maybe they can tell you."

Horatio looked slightly confused. "Why?"

"She's British for all I know."

Horatio faced the door and put on his shades. "I guess we'll have to pay a visit to Big Ben."

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Mrs. Molly Weasley wiped her eyes once again. "Little Ginny was such an innocent girl!"

Ronald, the youngest brother, slapped his hand to his forehead. "She slept with my best friend!"

"Are you trying to justify her murder? Because, if you ask me, you seem like you killed her yourself," Horatio said, patting Mrs. Weasley on the back.

"I didn't do it though! Maybe Voldemort did, but then again, he's dead," Ron said.

George, second-youngest brother, sobbed lightly. "Too many people died."

"When was this?" Horatio asked.

"Why wasn't this recorded in the government records?" Calleigh Duquesne asked.

Mr. Weasley looked confused. "If you mean your please-men, of course they don't know. If you mean the Ministry of Magic, the war at Hogwarts was the most memorable day in wizard history."

"What do you mean by Ministry of Magic?" Calleigh inquired.

"Arthur, I told you to watch your mouth around Muggles," Molly said in disbelief directed at her husband.

"Muggles?" Horatio asked.

"Non-magic folk," Mr. Weasley answered truthfully.

Mrs. Weasley eyed her husband angrily. "Please excuse my husband, Lieutenant. He's been drinking lately."

"Do you mean Muggle as in the Harry Potter kind of Muggle?" Horatio requested.

Ron looked as utterly confused as humanly possible. "I don't get it. Are you guys trying to stalk us? I gotta tell you, the Minister for Magic has connections with the Prime Minister."

"Do you attend the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?" Alexx asked.

"Used to," Ron said dully.

"Good times..." George commented.

Horatio played with his shades in his hands. "Would you mind taking us there?"

"Would you mind walking through walls?" George asked.

"Not at all, not at all," Horatio answered, putting on his shades.