Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or any related characters. They are owned by Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, Dan Povenmire, and Disney.
RATING: T for mild swearing, and death mentioning
OCs: Agent 66
"Agent P over here" Called a young woman.
I, Secret Agent Perry the Platypus looked at the young woman. She didn't look much older than Candace. She had short cropped black hair. Her fedora matched her hair. She spoke with a Irish accent.
"Who are you" I asked, my translator activated, she seemed familar.
"You can call me Agent 66" The woman replied.
"Okay Agent 66 what agency are you from" I inquired
"The one in Ireland" She replied.
"Anything else you want to tell me" I say
"Not really, just get in the car, you will find that one of your colleges is already in the car" She stated quietly.
"Perry hey" Pinky said to me
"Hey Pinky" I reply.
"So you two have no idea how you guys got here" 66 asked us.
"No" Pinky and myself reply.
"Do you remember what agency you are with" 66 inquired
"O.W.C.A. why" Pinky answers for us.
She gave us a sympathic smile, before replying, "It is probably better if you two don't know what has happened"
I feel my stomach knot. I work for the Organization Without A Cool Aycronm. My host family was…..i couldn't remember. Pinky and I share a glance, and I know he can't remember who his host family is either.
"Do all animal Agents have these translators" I ask.
"No Perry, just you and Pinky have them" 66 explained as she pulled the car out on to the road.
"What city are we in" Pinky asks, his voice shaking a little.
"New York City" 66 answers, she stopped at a lightand turned around in her seat, "Do you remember your host famlies or the first names of the memembers?"
"My host family had three kids and two adults" I reply, " Linda, Larwernce, Candace, Phineas, and Ferb"
"Isabella, and Vivan" Pinky replies quietly.
"Well that's a start" 66 says, and continues to drive.
I get the feeling she isnt telling us everything. She is more relaxed than Candace is when she is driving. Even though Agent 66 said she was from Ireland, she drove pretty well in New Yorks busy streets. She seemed to read my thoughts.
"Perry and Pinky, To be honest with you I just got transferred before this fiasco with you two. Most of the Agents in my office would treat the animal Agents from OWCA with disrespect, not me. I know things that your supers don't know about" 66 said.
"You are holding something back what is it" Pinky growled
"Quick question for you two, what month is it" 66 asks.
"It April why do you ask" I say.
"Its not April, its actually August" 66 states.
"You mean we cant remember the last four months" Pinky exclaimed
"You two are lucky I picked you up instead of Carl Karl" 66 said quietly.
"Why? Carl has never had reason to harm the agents" I say
"You and Pinky went missing and when you popped up about three months ago you caused hell and havoc all across Danville and now the OWCA is after you two" 66 said.
"Doofenshmirtz" I inquired
66 nodded and commented, "Yeah him and Poofenplotz"
Poofenplotz, I heard that name before. It hit me like a ton of bricks, which by chance I have before. Poofenplotz was Pinky's neimeisis.
"Poofenplotz had something to do with this" Pinky growled
"Yes unfortunalty" 66 sighed.
"You seem familiar 66, have we worked together before" I ask her.
"No" She replied but she had heistated before responding.
I glance at Pinky, and he gives a slight nod. He reconized her scent. I look up in the rearview mirror to see 66's soft brown eyes looking at me.
"You two figured it out havent you" she asked us.
"You used to be Agent I aka Ita the Irish Wolfhound" I say.
"Yes, I used to be Ita as an animal" 66 or (is it Ita?) said.
"What do you want us to call you" Pinky asked
"Just 66 will do" She replied and then glancing up in the rearview mirror she said, "Hell I took this route thinking we wouldn't be followed. Perry, Pinky hang on we are going for a ride"
With that she sharply turned the wheel causing the car to do a dounut in the middle of the road. Pinky muttered something in Spanish. That wasn't surprising since Isabella and her mother spoke Spanish on a regular basis (Now how did I know that?). Well at least she drives better than Candy had when she had been reciving driving lessons from Larwence and Linda.
We passed a sign that said "Now leaving the Big Apple". 66 didn't clam down until we couldn't see the outline of the city. Only then did she calm down enough to give us a shaky smile. I noticed that canine teeth were wickedly sharp, as if a reminder of her old life. It made me think what would happen to my famliy if I was turned human by Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Do you miss your family 66" Pinky inquired, and I knew he had the same thought I just had.
"Yes in so many ways, it pained me to see them suffer because I went missing. There was a girl, she was the one who gave me the name of Ita, I loved that girl. What I wouldn't give to turn back the clock and stop my nemeisis from turning me human and hanging himself for what he had done" 66 explained softly, "I still retain the ability to speak to other animals, but I cant really exercise that too much now can I?"
"So whose division were you under when you were an animal agent" Pinky inquired.
"Aycronm's, good thing too if I was under Monogram's I don't think I would have been able to pick you two up." 66 said
"Major Monogram would have tried to find you in your human form. He would have tracked you down so that he could do a debriefing, and may have made you work in the offices" I say.
"Paper work wasn't my best thing Perry" She commented.
Images flash behind my eyes. Horrible images of several buildings in Danville in ruin. Strangely more pleasant images surface: The day I was assigned to the…..stilll drawing a blank there, The first vacation I went on with my family, The gorilla jumping out of Candaces birthday cake, and my fifth annversary with my family. I now remember what my host family's last name is, it was Flynn-Fletcher.
"I remember now, it was a trap. Poof and Doof, they worked together and they might have succeeded if we hadn't left Danville. My host family's last name is Garcia-Shapiro. Isabella must be worried sick" Pinky said quietly.
"Flynn-Fletcher is my host family's last name. Phineas and Ferb, man they must be going out of their minds" I say.
"Hellfire" 66 swore, "We need to get off the highway. We will be taking the back ways to Danville."
"Is that nesscary" Pinky and I ask.
"Yes, OWCA will be montioring the main highways, especailly since Carl saw you in New York" 66 answered.
"Is that why you flipped a u-turn" Pinky inquired.
"Yes he was following the car" 66 comfrimed, "The Carl you once knew Perry, ummm, lets just say he is not the same person anymore. He grew out of the nasaly voice, its much deeper now."
66 pulled over at a rest stop. She removed her fedora, and placed it in the glove box. She turned and looked us. We got the hint and hid our fedora's under the back seat. Surprisingly we still had our collars, my collar was brown and Pinkys was pink. We found leashes under the seat.
"You also might want to turn off your translators. We don't want to attract unwanted attention. The rest stops have leashing rules, so would you please put those on" 66 explianed.
We put on the leashes but as I did I tried to remember when the last time the boys had walked me in my mindless pet mode. It was the day before my and Pinky's memories took a blank. Since meeting Agent 66 our memories have been coming back. She got out of the car and we followed. She picked up the end of the leashes, even though she seemed very uncomfortable in doing so. We still atracted some looks and I heard a little boy say "Oh look Mommy a Platypus".
66 just noddded and continued on. She gave Pinky a look that he was able to read. Pinky turned to me and gave a short yip.
"We will be leaving in a few minutes, but 66 wants to know to need something to eat" his yip said.
"Yeah we should eat something, we could eat in the car given none of us gets car sick" I chatter in reply, and 66 just nods.
66 goes over to the vending machines and gets a lot of stuff out of them. That is one perk of being a secret agent : you are well paid. Good thing she parked the car close to the pavillion where the machines were. I remembered something about Doofenshmirtzs unnatural paranoia about vending machines. We get back in the car and before we could even turn the translators on 66 stops us.
"Wait until we clear the exit then turn them on. I will not be putting back on my fedora, knowing Carl he will probably have recuirted all the agents with in a 500 mile raduis of New York," she said
We get past the exit of the rest stop and pull back on the highway. Pinky and I turn back on our tranlators. We put back on our fedoras. We really wanted to know what happened that caused the entire organization to be after us.
"Why is the organzation after us" Pinky inquired, still shaking, although he always does that.
"Pinky ever hear of 'Curiousoity killed the cat'" 66 inquired with a short bark-like laugh.
"Yes, but seriously what happened to make the organization come after us" Pinky responded.
"It's a long story, are you sure you want to know what happened" 66 asked us as she looked up in the reaview mirror to get a good look at us.
I couldn't help but think how the boys and their friends were feeling now. Did they search for us? Did Phineas, Ferb and Isabella enlist the help of the Fireside Girls, Buford, Baljeet, and that Irving kid? How long would they keep up a search for us?
A/N: So yeah Perry and Pinky have been missing for four months. This is my first story starring the lovable animal agents. As for Agent 66 aka Agent I aka Ita the Irish Wolfhound, she had met both Perry and Pinky when the two had first started out, she was also their instructor in stealth tatics. But anyway REVIEWS if you wish.