Once upon a time...
There was a land of Puffins. They all lived happily in the Northern Puffin Kingdom until one day, the evil Ice Warlock came and captured the Puffin Princess. Upon hearing this dreadful news, the Puffin Prince of a neighboring Puffin Kingdom went off on an epic quest to save the Princess. He fought with the evil Ice Warlock valiantly and defeated him. Then, the Puffin Prince rescued the Princess from her cage, and with his dashing good looks and bravery, the Princess couldn't help but fall madly in love with him. The Puffin King was delighted because the Princess was so apathetic all the time. The Puffin Prince and Princess got married right away and had lots of awesome little Puffin babies. The Prince was made King of all Northern Puffin Lands.
The End.