Eh, this is a follow up of sorts to my last fic, Zuko's First Act as Fire Lord, where I made an offhand mention to replacing the names and locations with Teletubby stuff. Since I obviously can't do that and because a review struck me as being funny, I thought I'd do this instead. Also, there is no plot or reason to this story, so if you don't like it (brings out shotgun) I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your lazy, ugly, no good carcass out my door! 1...2...TEN! Blam! Blam! Blam! To everyone else: Enjoy, review and thank you for reading!
"...And that is why the Avatar was arrested for running around the city without pants. Any other questions?" Zuko asked as he addressed his people.
Every single hand shot up.
Zuko sighed "Aside from the fact that I'm a fuckin' Teletubby? !"
Every hand reluctantly went down.
Through gritted teeth "Look, I don't know why I'm a God damn Teletubby, but it fucking sucks! So fucking drop it or I'll fucking cut you!"
"Why not burn them sir?" A Fire trooper asked.
"Or I'll burn you!" Zuko added "Now, I must go now...for some reason!"
As he walked out, he heard the crowd giggling. He stopped, and so did they, he started walking again, and the crowd started laughing some more. Stop, no laughter, walk, laughter, stop, gone, star, snickering.
"What the hell is so funny? !" Zuko snapped.
"Y-you squeak when you walk!" A teary eyed Fire Nation citizen managed to get out, before he collapsed into bouts of laughter.
Zuko growled and shot fire from his...do Teletubbies have hands? Like, actual hands with fingers and knuckles and stuff?
The Fire Nation guy promptly burst into flames, although the reaction Zuko got was not the one that he had been expecting "Aw, he lit me on fire and it's so darn cute! Awwww-I'm burning to death!-wwwwww!"
Zuko made some...I dunno, exasperated noises, or...something and stormed off, squeaking all the way.
TELETUBBY ZUKO MUTHAFUCKA TELETUBBY ZUKO! !
Yay! The End! Wheeeeeeeeeee-Go Home s'more-eeeeeeeeeeeeqeeeeeeeeeeee