A/N: this is humanized
Weasel Pie
by Doctor John Smith
It was a nice day in ponyville. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and Pinkie Pie, a bright bubbly girl with puffy Pink hair, she wore a pink T-shirt with long black sleeves under it and on the shirt was a picture of 3 balloons. She took in a deep breath as she walked through the park looking around to see a lot of her friends. She waved to a couple of them: Lyra, Derpy, even the weird children that called themselves the "Warners". The youngest boy named Wakko, who wore a red ball cap, a blue sweater and black shorts, stopped running and looked up to her and yelled "HELLOOOOOOOO NURSE!" before being chased off by a security guard. She chuckled at the sight that passed by and soon she went back to her walking. A few hours later she decided to head back to SugarCube Corner but along her walking she ran into someone knocking him down. "OH MY GOSH!" she yelled helping him up "I'm so sorry for knocking you down sir, I wasn't looking where I was..." she was cut off by him.
"Its ok ma'am it was my fault, Name is Ronnie T. Weasel, entertainer and comedian." he spoke kind of high but nonetheless it was kind of adorable to her. He had long brown hair combed to the side and was topped with a 20's style Bowler hat; he also wore a light purple suit jacket, a wood brown dress shirt and a multi colored Tie. Pinkie blushed as he held his hand out to her "ummm... ma'am you ok?" he snapped his fingers when she came to.
"Yes I am, Pinkie Pie, nice to meet you Ronnie." she shook his hand
He smiled retracting his hand "well I'm new here care to show me around?" she grinned at his question.
"Why yes I would!" she squealed grabbing his hand and running with him to town.
Once in town she is pointing and random buildings "and that is my friend Derpy's house, her boyfriend lives in a blue box on top of the hill outside of town." to her surprise Ronnie wasn't dragging on the ground like most people she showed around but instead he was keeping up with her in fact right behind her "you're keeping up? You're a keeper!" she said to him.
Ronnie looked up to her and asked "hey Miss. Pie can we stop? I'm running out of breath..." she halted to a stop and he smacked right into her causing her to fall again. He got up dusting himself off and holds his hand out "sorry again ma'am." she chuckled grabbing it and standing up "so where is there to eat Miss. Pie? I'm starving."
She got a big grin "well there is SugarCube Corner..." he shot her confused look asking "what is SugarCube Corner Miss. Pie?"
Hey there Dr. John Smith here saying: you sat through chapter one ehh? good now have a muffin; this is PinkieXOC because a character I used when I was younger is there, backstory in chapter 2.