My Deer

Naruto Shippuden

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but the plot and Kitoku (my OC)

Rating: T

Beta: In search for one actually…any recommendations?

Pairings: OC/Shikamaru along with hinted Itachi/Sasuke(kind of) and Gaara/Naruto

Warnings: language, shounen ai/yaoi, OOCness, and…that's pretty much it I think

Note: If you like this and want me to continue please tell me. I'm thinking about actually writing about their lives as a couple and all those shenanigans they can get in. Tell me what you think about that, Lovelies and reviews are always appreciated. No flames but constructive criticism is encouraged!

"Chill, Naruto, he won't care" I once again tried to assure.

"How can you be so sure? What if he hates it? Then he'll hate me and never want to go on a second date!" He was panicking again.

"It's a shirt, Naruto. It's not like you shaved your head bald" Really, Gaara wasn't just going to not like him anymore because he had on a black shirt instead of an orange one. I'm sure the guy would understand that all the idiot's orange shirts are dirty.

"You think he just likes me because of my hair?" He yelled looking hurt. I sighed.

"No. Relax, your hair isn't that good" Ah, joking always calmed him down some.

"Thanks, that makes me feel loads better, Kitoku" There we go. Much better…maybe now I can get rid of this stupid headache.

"That's what I'm here for" He snorted and rolled his eyes at the comment. That's my Naruto!

"So, how's it going with deer?" He asked and I immediately tensed.

"Uh, usual" I muttered trying to act nonchalant as I looked over at 'deer's lunch table. He was sitting with his best friend, Choji Akimichi and a few other people including, Ino, Sakura, Kiba, Hinata, and Shino.

The usual group, though sometimes our table and theirs just sat together. Our table usually consisted of Sasuke, Sai, Gaara, Naruto, and me. Today though, Sai was skipping, Sasuke was home with the flu, and he wasn't faking it, so he could spend time with his precious Aniki either. I'd gone and checked…not cause I made a bet with Naruto that he was just faking, but because I truly care.

…Anyway! On to what I was saying!

And Gaara has lunch detention for flicking off a teacher so it's just me and Naruto today. I don't know why we don't sit with the others in our class to be honest. I mean, we all get along fairly well…

At first Naruto wasn't in our group, he sat with everyone else but one day he just decided to sit with us for some still unknown reason. At first, people thought we didn't want to sit with our other classmates cause we were the "elite" or some shit like that, but really the only reason I didn't sit with the class was because I really didn't know any of them when I got here the summer of my sophomore year.

"Usual? So you haven't said a word to him" Naruto said shaking his head to show how he disapproved and I suddenly wished he was still obsessing over his wrongly colored shirt.

"Nope" I answered.

"Come on" He ordered getting up and I gave him a weird look from my seat. "Get up" He ordered, glaring down at me. To follow his orders or have to hear him scold me and have an even worse headache by the end of the day…the choices!

I got up with a sighed and ran a bandaged hand through my hair before stuffing both my hands into my jacket pockets. My hands were always something I hid. Mostly because of the scars that had formed right in the middle of both my hands when…it doesn't matter, it was a long time ago.

But the scars are there, though no one knows that. Not even Naruto. He just thinks I wrap my hands because I like punching things…which isn't exactly untrue either. Anyway, he figures that I just punch things so often that I don't waste time unwrapping my hands just to wrap them again.

"Naruto, where are we going?" I question, hesitating when I noticed we were headed straight towards deer's table. Naruto didn't answer though and kept walking. I followed biting my lip as the cafeteria started to quiet. Apparently, us walking over to our class table was a huge deal. I admit we had never done it. It was always the class that came to us.

Everyone stared including our class table as Naruto took a seat by the wall, right next to deer. I leaned on the wall, not really wanting to sit, in case I needed to make a quick exit, or wanting to leave Naruto alone with my deer, who knows what he would say?

"Um…" Naruto mumbled uncomfortably and I rolled my eyes. After all the time he's spent sitting with us he still hasn't learned.

"What the hell are you all fucking staring at?" I yelled out staring at the wall across from me blankly. The conversation started up again.

"You didn't have to scare them" Naruto scolded lightly and I looked at the table. Pretty much everyone was talking, except my deer, who looked half asleep. How cute. I smiled at the sight of him but quickly shook it off as I heard Naruto laugh at me. I leaned into his ear.

"This better be good, Naruto, or I'm going to fucking kill you" I whispered so only he could hear and he laughed nervously.

"No pressure right" He said and I smirked.

"None" I whispered. He bit his lip and stood up, making me back up some so he wouldn't hit me. He signaled for me to sit down and I did, hesitantly. I'd never been this close to deer before…

I let myself smile, but it quickly disappeared when Naruto plumped down on top of me. What the fuck?

"Naruto, w—"

"I know" He cut me off and giggled cutely. The table went dead quite and slowly but surely so did the rest of the cafeteria as Naruto made himself comfortable in my lap. It was common knowledge that Naruto and Gaara had a thing, though they hadn't gone on an actual date yet. So Naruto sitting on me was potentially deadly…to me if Gaara found out! But Naruto didn't seem to care about my safety at all!

"Kito-kun, are you sure this is okay?" Naruto asked with a pout and I felt my cheeks heating up. I pulled him closer to cover my face from everyone else and he giggled….again! "Kito-kun" He murmured not too loudly but loud enough that my precious deer could hear and it clicked then.

Naruto wanted to make my deer jealous…but that was such a stupid plan! Leave it to Naruto to think up the most idiotic crap! Deer had to like me to get jealous I wanted to say, but I really wasn't in a position to say much of anything. I buried my face into Naruto's hair and prayed to Kami that this be over soon so I could beat Naruto's brains in.

"I thought you were going out with Gaara" Deer? That was my deers voice alright!

"Huh? Nah, I've been going out with Kito-kun for about a week actually, didn't I tell you?" Damn…Naruto could have a future in acting. He could have convinced me we'd been dating for a week!

"Whatever" Deer said and I poked my head over Naruto's shoulder when I heard his chair scrapping the ground. He was leaving. I made an attempt at getting up but Naruto held me in place.

"Not yet" He muttered so only I could hear and I frowned. I watched my deer walk out of the cafeteria and moved my leg.

"Get off in five seconds or I'll beat your brains in" I uttered and Naruto practically flew off me. I stood up with a blank expression and started walking towards our table, only to have Naruto grab my hand and stop me with a smile.

"Come on, Kito-kun! I have to talk to Iruka-sensei about something, come with me?" He asked loudly, so everyone could hear and nodded subtly signaling me to agree, which I did. After all he'd probably already ruined my chances with deer, what would it hurt to have him try and fix it?

"Fine" I said putting my arm around his shoulders and leading him the way I'd watched my little deer leave. As soon as we were out the door I stopped and pushed the idiot against the wall. I glared and grabbed his chin with my hand. I was so going to beat the crap out of him.

"Oh, hey, Shikamaru!" He said looking over my shoulder and I let him go so quick you'd probably think I'd been burned. I turned and there my deer stood glaring at me…no…at Naruto…

"Hey, sorry to interrupt" He said his usual sleepy drawl replaced with anger as he looked over at me, still glaring. I frowned but felt my heart do flip flops at just having his eyes on me.

"You didn't interrupt…" I muttered glancing at Naruto over my shoulder. I was so going to kill that stupid ass!

"Right" My deer said rolling his eyes. We stood there for a moment and I felt myself smirk when I noticed deer's eyes start wandering down my body. But, before I could say anything about it, Naruto, who I'd forgotten was there, cleared his throat and my deer ripped his eyes from me and looked at Naruto instead before looking down at the floor, blushing.

"I should go! Uh, yeah! Later!" Naruto said before finally-finally-running off.

Uh, so now what do I do…?

"So, you and Naruto, huh?" I cringed slightly. Was I supposed to admit it was a lie now? Or later? Why the hell did you leave me Naruto? "I wouldn't have guessed"

"Guessed what?" I was so proud that my voice didn't shake it was almost pathetic…who am I kidding? It was pathetic.

"That you, uh, went for guys. Or that you went for guys like Naruto anyway" He sounded bitter, which made me incredibly happy and slightly guilty for feeling happy.

"What guys would you think I went for? I mean, if you'd known I was bi" I smirked when I saw the blush coat his cheeks, but he didn't notice, he was still staring at the ground.

"I…I don't know…not Naruto"

"Okay, why not Naruto?" I questioned and he shifted uncomfortably. Well, he was the one that brought it up!

"He's just…he's so loud and he calls you Kito-kun!" He sounded absolutely disgusted that Naruto could do such a thing.

"If you love someone, I'm sure you'd let them call you whatever they wanted" I said softly and I could see him tense. "I'd let you call me Kito-kun" I added in a whisper and he did look up at me then.

"What?" He asked in a barely audible voice as he stared at me with wide eyes.

"If you wanted, I'd let you call me Kito-kun…if you wanted" I mumbled trying not to sound as desperate as I really was. Come on, deer, please…

"…I—What about Naruto? If I call you Kito-kun he can't" He said his eyes hopeful and scared. I nodded. "O-Okay…if Naruto doesn't call you Kito-kun, I will" He answered and I didn't try to hide the smile that took what I was sure was permanent residence on my face.

I took a step towards him and took it as a good sign when he didn't take one away so I took another, until we were close enough that I could smell his cologne.

"So you're my deer now, right?" I questioned, just to hear him agree.

"You're dear? Um, sure" I chuckled lightly at the odd look he gave me and pulled him towards me, so his chest hit mine. He looked up and I smiled.

"Deer as in Shika, love"

"Oh…your deer" He blushed and smiled back. He really was beautiful. And he was mine. He was...

"My deer"

A/N: Was this long enough for you lovelies? Should I try making my chapters longer? Your wish is my command.