The list
By: Kathleen
Kathleen: Ryou is Ryou Bakura and Bakura is Yami Bakura. Marik is Yami Malik and Malik Ishtar is Malik. [If I find a place here for him.] The setting here is in my house. It's somewhere near Yugi's house but since I am the authoress Little Yugi and Yami live with me! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: I am not little!
Kathleen: Yes you are.
Yugi: No I'm not!
Kathleen: Then what are you then?
Yugi: …
Kathleen: Ha I won!
Yugi: *pouts* No fair! Your almost just as short as I am!
Kathleen: That's the key word: Almost. You see Yugi dear, I am taller than you. Therefore I am. Now leave me be. I have my disclaimers yet to put and I also need to tell everyone that: YAMI IS MINE! NO ONE GOES NEAR HIM BUT ME AND THAT MEANS YOU TOO TEA/ANZU! *sticks tongue out at a picture of Tea*
Yugi: *goes away defeated*
Yami: *pops out of nowhere* Have you seen Yugi?
Kathleen: Yami! ^__^ *glomps Yami* *lets go* *hugs him instead*
Yami: -_-; What was that about?
Kathleen: I forgot that you didn't like glomping. ^__^
Yami: Oh.
Kathleen: Here are the disclaimers: I do not own Yu-gi-oh [Aww…] and the Harry Potter game: Mystery at Hogwarts [or something like that] It's my friends game, I also don't own any mentioned candy product, good charlotte nor anything else that's familiar to you in this fic, [Damn!] But I own everything else in this fic. [Yay!] Now let's start the fic! ^__^
Yami: *drags Kathleen backstage and starts the fic*
**
Kathleen: Yugi how many times must I tell you?! You need to make a guess cause there are no more cards! Stop touching mine! *slaps Yugi's hand*
Yugi: *leaves Kathleen's cards alone* Fine. I believe that it's Professor Snape who caught Draco Malfoy doing the Wingardium Leviosa to Ron Weasley in the potions classroom.
Yami: Wrong. I have proof. *shows Draco Malfoy card*
Yugi: Darn. *marks it off*
Kathleen: *peeks at the card and marks it off on her score sheet*
Yugi: *dosen't notice* Your turn Kat.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway… I believe Madame Hooch caught Gregory Gayle doing the Locomotors Mortis to Harry Potter in the Potions classroom. Got any proof Yugi?
Yugi: No.
Kathleen: How bout' you Yami?
Yami: No.
Kathleen: I win! I win! *looks in trap door* Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I beat the game king! I beat the game king! *shows them the cards*
Yami: *pouts* Damn it! I was not destined to loose to you! You cheated!
Kathleen: Sore loser.
Yami: Am not!
Yugi: It's O.K. Yami. She's the authoress, after all It's just a game.
Kathleen: It's O.K. Yugi. Don't calm him down. He looks cute when he pouts. *snuggles up to Yami*
Yami: *blush*
Yugi: *blushes and covers his eyes*
*DING DONG!*
Yami: *still blushing* Y-Yugi could-could you g-get that?
Yugi: *gladly leaves the room face red*
Kathleen: Kawaii… *cuddles closer to Yami*
Joey: Yo guy… ee… What are you two doing?!
Kathleen: What does it look like to you?! Cooking?! Cuddling of course. How could anyone resist this cutie. *pinches Yami*
Yami: *blushes harder*
Joey: *laughs* In front of Yugi? You're ruining the poor boys innocence!
Tristian: *laughs too*
Kathleen: That is the plan my dear Joey! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey and Tristian: O_O;
Yami: O_O *moves away, scared, breaking the cuddle*
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: Are they done? *peeks into the room*
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey: Yeah man. They stopped cuddling but I think our author is well… going insane.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: That's normal. *steps back into the room*
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tristian: Kat.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey: Yo Kat.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey and Tristian: KAT!
Kathleen: *in a whinny voice* What?
Joey: That's better.
Tristian: I'm wondering. Why'd you call us here?
Kathleen: You'll soon find out when the Kaiba boys, Ryou and his Yami get here.
Yugi: How about Tea?
Kathleen: What about Tea? You mean to say you actually want her here?
Yugi: No.
Kathleen: See?
Yugi: Good point.
Joey: I'm hungry. Can I get something to eat?
Tristian: Yeah me too.
Kathleen: Fine but don't finish the food. Yugi and Yami just went shopping today.
Yugi and Yami: *nods head*
Joey: *in a far too innocent voice* Of course we wont!
Tristian: *in the same angelic voice* We'd never do that.
Joey and Tristian: *runs into the kitchen*
Kathleen: I have a bad feeling about this.
Yami: Me too but I don't think they can eat THAT much food. I mean Yugi and I stocked so much food that I have a feeling that we won't need to go shopping till next, next, next month unless it gets spoiled.
Yugi: I second that. Plus I also got us Nausica, hazelnut of course, and a lot of chocolate and candies! ^__^
Kathleen: Yay! Sugar rush city! ^__^
Yami: *moans* Not again. I thought I got rid of that stuff from the cart.
Yugi: *shakes head* Nope Yami. Kat here taught me a trick on how to hide food. ^__^
Kathleen: *evil laugh*
Yami: *moans again*
*sounds of munching and crunching could be heard from the kitchen*
Joey: WOW! I didn't they had so much candy hidden in this house! *munch munch*
Tristian: I know! Mmmm… Nausica! And Chocolates! Mom never let me have any more of these after that night you slept over! *munch* She's still trying to get the stench off the carpet.
Joey: What a shame. Oh well!
Kathleen: My chocolates! *runs into the kitchen*
Yugi: My candy! *runs into the kitchen*
Kathleen and Yugi: *bumps into each other trying to get through the door to the kitchen* *struggles to get up* *bumps into each other again* *gets up* *enters the door one at a time barely missing each other*
Yami: *shakes hard trying to suppress laughter* Must-not-laugh. Too-funny. NO! Must-not-laugh-at-aibou-and Mwahahahahahahahaha! That's so funny! Mwahahahahahahahaha! It's just so wrong! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
*DING DONG!* *DING DONG!*
Yami: *wipes tears from his eyes* Coming, coming. *opens the door* Oh. Hi Kaiba.
Seto: Hn.
Mokuba: *looks around* Where's Kat? She told me she'd have candy here for me.
Yami and Seto: *raises one eyebrow*
Mokuba: I didn't want to come but she told me she'd have candy here for me.
Seto: She bribed you?
Mokuba: More of enduced me. *walks inside in an innocent manner*
Yami: *to Seto* Isn't that the same thing? [It is]
Seto: *shrugs* Dunno. Your girlfriend is evil. Very evil. *walks inside*
Yami: *blushes* She's not my girlfriend! *closes door*
Seto: Whatever.
In the kitchen…
Kathleen: Let go of my Chocolates! *plays tug-o-war with Joey over a smashed chocolate bar*
Joey: No! I got it first!
Yugi: My candy! *runs after Tristian*
Tristian: It's mine now! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ;_; My candy…
Yami: *peeks in* Hey guys Seto and Mokuba are here.
Kathleen: Give me my chocolate! *yanks the chocolate bar*
Joey: Never! *yanks it back*
Tristian: Yugi want some? *holds some candy out to Yugi*
Yugi: *nods head and makes a grab for the candy*
Tristian: Too bad. *pulls the candy back and eats it all*
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;_; My candy…
Yami: *sarcastically*I feel so wanted. *goes back into the living room*
Mokuba: Seems like they're fighting in there.
Yami: Yeah. Joey and Tristian are eating all the candy.
Mokuba: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *runs into the kitchen screaming his lungs out*
Yami: Whoa. I didn't know how many sugar freaks there are.
Seto: That's Mokuba. *looks like he's about to run into the kitchen himself* //Candy… I want… correction… NEED candy.//
Yami: How about you Seto? Don't you like candy?
Seto: Of course I… *twitch* do. *starts twitching* //Must have candy… CANDY!! I NEED CANDY!// I'm… controlled… that's… *twitch* all… //Must have *twitch* candy.//
Yami: *notices Seto's twitching* Are you O.K. Seto? You're twitching.
Seto: Shut up. *twitch* Of course I am. *starts twitching more* //CANDY!!!!//
Yami: O.K. If you're sure.
*DING DONG!* *DING DONG!*
Yami: That must be Ryou and Bakura.
Kathleen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *gets thrown out of the kitchen* MY CANDY!
Yugi: HEY! LET GO! *gets thrown out of the kitchen too* OW!
Mokuba: STOP THAT! HEY! *gets thrown out of the kitchen and lands on Yugi*
Yugi and Mokuba: OW!
Kathleen: *giggles*
Yami: O_O I'll… go answer the… the door… yeah… the door… *rushes to answer the door* //SHE… giggled… SETO… is twitching… this is so screwed. //
Yugi: Shut up Kat! *rubs his bottom*
Kathleen: *sticks tongue out* It's all your fault that they were able to get us out of there! I told you to tackle Joey! Not Tristian!
Yugi: *sticks tongue out too* No it's not! I tackled Tristian cause' he had my Mars bar!
Seto: //I've never seen this side of Yugi before. Must have candy… *twitch*//
Kathleen: I don't care if he had your Mars bar! It's all your fault we got thrown out!
Yugi: No it's not!
*munching from behind the couch*
Kathleen, Yugi and Seto: *turns to look behind the couch* MOKUBA?!
Mokuba: *eating Kit Kat* *munch* I shwiped it ouff Joudy wen he wasn't *munch* luking.
Kathleen: That's mine you little twit! *makes a grab for the candy bar*
Seto: *grabs Kathleen by the scruff of her neck* What did you say?
Kathleen: *scared* Nothing…
Seto: Good. *puts Kat down*
Kathleen: * relived sigh*
Ryou: Hey guys… Hey Kat.
Kathleen: Ryou! *glomps Ryou* Kawaii…
Yami: Hey! *tries to pry Kathleen off Ryou* Kat… get off the poor boy. //Why not glomp me instead?//
Bakura: *helps Yami*
Kathleen: *get pried off Ryou* Hey… *whines*
Yami: It's-
*loud crashing noises from the kitchen*
Joey: Whoops… dropped the eggs. Oh well… *licking and slurping sounds*
Tristian: You do know that that's raw… and that you're licking it off the floor.
Joey: Don't care. Besides if I know Yami he would've cleaned, moped and swept the floor this morning.
Tristian: Yeah. Guess your right. Whoops! Dropped the flour!
Yami: Ahh!!! I just cleaned the kitchen this morning!
Bakura: He…he… The pharaoh… cleaning. You've got to be kidding me.
Yugi: Nope. Kat says if he wants to stay out of the Millennium Puzzle the least he can do is do some chores.
Yami: You didn't have to tell him that! //My kitchen…// *sniff*
Bakura: *starts laughing like a mad man*
Kathleen: O_O; *whispers to Ryou* Did you give him his daily supply of sugar early so he wouldn't go and try to blow up the city?
Ryou: *looks at her oddly* No. He hasn't even had his sugar yet. This is the after effects of yesterdays sugar.
Kathleen: Oh… *does some thinking* *evil smile* Well he'll need to get a little bit more to keep him happy. Yo Bakura!
Ryou: //No… please she not doing what I think she's doing… Please no…//
Bakura: *stops his laughing suddenly* What?
Kathleen: Want candy?
Ryou: *shakes head worriedly* //No…//
Bakura: *nods head earnestly* //Yes…//
Kathleen: That settles it! Bakura, if you want chocolate could you go inside the kitchen and throw Joey and Tristian out?
Bakura: Sure! *looks evil* My pleasure… *enters kitchen*
Yami: Wait for me! *enters the kitchen too*
Yugi: Go Bakura! *waves an 'I want candy' banner*
Kathleen: *Joins Yugi*
Joey: *licking and slurping sounds stop* Hey Bakura! Want some AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Help!
Tristian: What is it Joe- AHHHHHHH!!! Some one save us!
Joey: Help! Mad Yami's are attacking!
Tristian: We're your friends! O.K. so maybe just you're other selves but still! That counts! I think…
Yami: You'll pay for messing up this pharaohs kitchen!
Bakura: CANDY!!!
Ryou and Kathleen: -_-;
Seto: *in almost an angry whisper* Mokuba give me that candy! Now!
Mokuba: No… It's mine! All mine!
Seto: I want it!
Mokuba: No! Buy your own!
Ryou and Kathleen: -_-;
Ryou: I'm surrounded by fools.
Kathleen: *sigh* *brings out a small notebook* Number 1: Buy more candy.
Ryou: What's that?
Kathleen: My list of things to do. So far I only have one thing to do…
Yami: Hey! Bakura! Not that!
*sound of splashing water*
Yami: Great. Kat's gonna have a fit when she finds out you burst the pipe.
Bakura: Mwahahahahahahahaha! Kill the candy thieves! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Joey and Tristian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kathleen: I guess I spoke too soon. Number 2: Fix the pipe in the kitchen.
Yami and Bakura: GET OUT OF HERE! *throws Joey and Tristian out of the kitchen*
Joey and Tristian: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Gets thrown out of the kitchen and lands by Kat's feet*
Kathleen: Well, well… Our little thieves.
Joey and Tristian: *cower* Help.
Joey: H-Hi… K-Kat.
Kathleen: *smirks evilly*
15 minutes later…
Joey and Tristian: *gagged and tired to a chair* Mufft!!!
Kathleen: Sorry… I can't hear you. *laughs evilly*
Yugi: Hey Kat. I checked the kitchen and Joey and Tristian ate everything but the remaining 40% of our candies. *shows a piece of candy and hastily shoves it into his mouth*
Kathleen: Number 3: Go shopping for food. *to Joey and Tristian* Wait just a sec. *runs into the kitchen and starts eating all the candies and chocolates*
Yugi: HEY! *runs in after her*
Bakura: *from inside the kitchen* CANDY! *starts eating too*
Yami: *emerges from the kitchen* That was weird. Yugi and Kat were… um… how should I say this… fighting…
Ryou: I don't believe that's the first.
Yami: It's still hard to get used to though. I mean aibou is usually so… You know… reserved.
Ryou: I guess it's Kat's influence. Is my Yami in there too?
Yami: Yeah. He's sitting by the corner going sugar high while the kitchen's flooding.
Ryou: That's bad.
Yami: You say that's bad? You should be here when Kat and Yugi go sugar high. They sing this song! Ugh! It's so annoying.
Mokuba: Big brother! It's mine!
Seto: I said give it here! *yanks the chocolate out of Mokuba's hands*
Mokuba: *eyes go all watery* Mine…
Seto: *hungrily eats the Kit Kat*
Ryou and Yami: O_O
Yami: Can we *sane* people go move *shifty eyes* Over there? *points to the corner of the room*
Ryou: Yeah… I… I think so… *walks away in a scared fashion*
Joey: *obviously scared and hungry* Mfit! Dunf leve myh feer! Sferw Trsfian! Juf dunft lefe myh feer! [Don't leave me here! Screw Tristian! Just don't leave me here!]
Tristian: *obviously understanding Joey* Fey! [Hey!]
Obviously both boys understood each other… Anyways… Another 15 minutes later…
Kathleen: HeyYamiguesswhat?! Guesswhat?! Canyouguesswhat?! Huh? Huh? Canyouguess? Huh? Huh? I'lltellyou! YugiBakuraandIaregoingtopreform!Yay!Isn'titexiting?!
Yami: Um…yeah…sure… *to Ryou* Brace yourself… Kat's brother made this song. It's very… Interesting. Apparently Kat likes it… when she's not sane.
Ryou: Is she ever sane?
Kathleen: *starts singing* THERE… ONCE WAS A FAIRY WHO WAS A GIRL…
Yugi: SHE MET A GUY FAIRY AND THEY BOTH MADE KIDS…
Bakura: ONE BABY THERE AND ANOTHER ONE HERE
Kathleen, Yugi and Bakura: AND ANOTHER BABY THERE BUT THEY ALL HAD HAIR! SING IT! *start running around in a circle singing the same lyrics again and again*
Ryou: That's… interesting.
Seto: That makes ME look normal. *shudders*
Mokuba: Their rhyming is so… deviant. [Abnormal/ Unexpected]
Seto: *looks at Mokuba worriedly* Have you been reading the Thesaurus again?
Mokuba: What's a thesaurus? Is it a kind of multifaceted [Complex] book of some sort? Is it a lexicon [thesaurus]?
Seto: Yeah… Uhh… sure. //What's multifacated? What's a lexicon? Damn. I gotta research some more.//
Mokuba: *looks innocent and starts humming to the tune of Kat's brother's song*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba weirdly for a while then looks away* *shudders* //Those Kaiba's are weird.//
After 3 hours of songs by sugar high people…
Kathleen: CAUSE' I'M YOUNG AND I'M HOPELESS! *imitates a punk rock guitar player* *throws hair back and forth*
Yugi: I'M LOST AND I KNOW THIS I'M GOING NOWHERE FAST THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY! *hops around playing an invisible guitar*
Bakura: I'M TROUBLESOME I'VE FALLEN! I'M ANGRY AT MY FATHER! *pretends to play drums that are moving and hoping around with him*
Kathleen: IT'S ME AGAINST THIS WORLD AND I DON'T CARE! *grabs an imaginary mic and sings into it dropping and breaking the imaginary guitar* I DON'T CARE… I DON'T CARE… I DON'T CARE!!!!!!
Ryou: *covering ears* Who knew they could go on for 3 hours.
Yami: Me.
Seto: *grinding teeth* If they don't stop singing Good Charlotte soon I'm gonna wring their necks.
Ryou: Look on the bright side Seto! At least they've stopped with that annoying fairy song!
Mokuba: *pouting* I wanna join them!
Seto: Don't you dare Mokuba… *grinds teeth more*
Yami: Watch it. You might break a tooth.
Mokuba: He already did that once. I was singing a death to barney song and-
Seto: THAT WASN'T DEATH TO BARNEY! THAT WAS DEATH TO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
Mokuba: Oh yeah.
Kathleen: Howdoesthesonggo?!Howdoesthesonggo?!Tellmetellmetellmetellme!
Seto: No.
Mokuba: Sure. It goes like this.
*everyone in the room shuts up*
Mokuba: *clears throat* I hate you, You hate me, Let's get together to kill the *goes faster* blue eyes white dragon.
Kathleen, Bakura and Yugi: O_O
Yami: They finally shut up. *sigh of relief*
Kathleen: *revives from shock of the incredibly bad Mokuba made song* LIFE STYLES… OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS!! *starts playing the imaginary *unbroken* guitar again*
Yugi: *joins in* THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING… ALWAYS COMPLAINING! *starts hopping on the couch*
Bakura: IF MONEY IS SUCH A PROBLEM… WELL THEY'VE GOT MANSIONS THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!!! *starts playing with the imaginary drum set again*
Seto: *sarcastically* Great! I just so wanted to hear that AGAIN Yami. I just love that song. Especially the way it makes ME LOOK BAD!
Yami: Sheesh. Sorry.
Ryou: *sigh* It'll be another hour or so before they'll snap out of it. Well for my Yami at least.
Yami: It's almost 6:00 pm.
Ryou: Guess I'll be sleepin' here. *smiles*
Yami: Guess so. How bout you Kaiba's?
Mokuba: Yay! Sleep over!
Seto: I guess but I'll have to leave tomorrow before 12:00nn. I have a meeting.
Yami: Typical Seto. Always ruining the fun.
Mokuba: Yeah big brother! *whines*
Seto: Well I guess I could stay.
Mokuba: Yay!
Seto: And we'll probably go bankrupt, lose all our money, get kicked out of the mansion, lose our servants, land out on the streets, go hungry oh… yeah DIE. All for some stupid sugar eating authors plans that don't even concern us!
Mokuba: Sheesh. Sorry.
Ryou: -_-;
2 more hours later…
Kathleen, Yugi and Bakura: *asleep* Zzzzzzzzzz…
Yami: Poor things. Must've gotten tired after they went on a sugar rush. *puts blankets on all three who are cuddled up on the mattress beside each other* [Lucky Kat!]
Seto: What poor things? Those monsters?
Ryou: What? I can't hear you!
Seto: Obviously Ryou's gone deaf.
Ryou: What? I can hear you!
Seto: Never mind.
Ryou: What?! Never bind? Why shouldn't I bind things anymore? Answer me Seto!
Seto: *looks at Ryou oddly* *shakes head* *walks into the kitchen to get water*
Yami: *grabs Ryou* Ryou. Can you hear me?
Ryou: What? I can't deer you. How do I do that?
Yami: You lie right here O.K.? *puts him down on a couch*
Ryou: I didn't lie! *sits up*
Yami: *shakes head* //Music was too loud. Better tell Kat in the morning… Ryou CANNOT handle punk rock. Especially if sang by her.// *remembers Kats loud voice* *shudders* *mouths 'LAY DOWN' to Ryou*
Ryou: *lays back down trying to figure out what his friends were talking about*
Yami: Hey Seto! You and Mokuba can sleep on the couch-bed. Mokuba can you fix it up?
Mokuba: How do you work this thing? *pokes at the couch-bed* *accidentally touches the button that make the bottom spring out* *bottom part lands on his foot* OW!!
Yami: That's how you activate it. That evil thing landed on my foot the 1st few times too. Kat's the only one who dosen't get hurt with it. I swear she and that THING are co-workers or something. *shakes head and turns back to carefully tuck the blanket on Kat, Yugi and Bakura* *kisses Kat on the forehead* Night…
Kat: Mmm… Yami…
Yami: *blush*
Mokuba: *nurses his foot*
Seto: What's wrong Mokuba?
Mokuba: My foot was landed on by THAT repugnant [disgusting] thing. *points to the couch-bed*
Seto: //His vocabulary is getting too big…// Well… there's nothing we can do about THAT anymore can we?
Mokuba: Guess not. *gets on the bed* [Note: They're in PJ's now. Kawaii!]
Seto: Want me to tell you a *thinks hard* Ancedote? *looks smug*
Mokuba: Don't you mean anecdote [story] big brother?
Seto: *blushes* Yeah… well… that's what I meant. My tongue slipped.
Yami: Ha! You're little brother can out articulate [speak] you. *sticks tongue out*
Mokuba: Good one! *high fives Yami*
Yami: That's a perk when you're one of the authors favorite characters.
Mokuba: Really?
Yami: *nods head* Well. Good night. *lays down on the other couch* Night Ryou.
Ryou: Zzzzz… *obviously asleep*
Yami: Never mind. Night Mokuba.
Mokuba: Nigh Yami. Night big bro.
Seto: Night Mokuba. You sure you don't want that ancetdoe?
Mokuba: It's anecdote. And yes. I'm sure.
Yami: Stop trying too hard Kaiba. You're just not good with complicated lexis'. [words] *starts laughing*
Seto: *blushes* Shut up. *turns off lights* Night Mokuba.
Mokuba: Night big bro.
Yami: *sarcastically* Good night to you too. *goes to sleep*
Mokuba: *goes to sleep*
Seto: *goes to sleep*
**
Next morning…
Kathleen: Mm… Yami… You're so soft… *snuggles up to a sleeping Bakura*
Bakura: *snuggles back unaware* *hugs Kat tightly*
Yami: *wakes up* *looks over to Kat and Bakura* KAT! *forgets that he put them there* How could you…
Kathleen: *wakes up* What is it Yami… AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bakura: *wakes up* Who's screamin' so damn… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kathleen and Bakura: *backs away from each other* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
Kathleen: This is MY bed! What are YOU doing here?!
Bakura: I don't know myself. *looks over to Yami* Pharaoh what the hell happened? Why am I here?
Yami: *heart broken voice* Kat… how could you? *sniff* I'd understand Ryou… but… HIM…
Bakura: *rolls eyes* We don't even know what we're doing here so shut you're blubbering.
Yami: YOU! *points at Bakura* ARGHHHH!!! *pounces on Bakura* DIIIEEE!!!!!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CRAZED PHARAOH! GET HIM OFF!!! HELP!!!
Yami: DIIIIIEEEEEE YOU SON OF A B***H!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET OFF!!!
Kathleen: O_O I'll… just… go do something… *runs upstairs to her computer*
Yami: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Bakura: STOP IT!!!! I don't even know why I was there!
Yami: *suddenly stops* You don't?
Bakura: *stares at Yami oddly* Are you O.K.?
Yami: Yeah. I'm fine thank you. ^__^
Bakura: //Kat must've gotten to the computer.// Listen you dumb ass. I think you put us on that mattress.
Yami: Oh yeah… *snaps back to his old 'DIIIIEEEE!' self forgetting what happened* What happened? I feel like I've just been possessed.
Bakura: *goes into the kitchen* //Just in case he starts screamin' DIIIIIIIEEEEEE again.//
Yami: Kat? Where are you?
Kathleen: *comes down* Yeah?
Yami: *about to ask her something*… *thinks twice*
Kathleen: What is it? You were gonna ask me something? *looks innocent*
Yami: No… Never mind. Want breakfast?
Kathleen: Sure. *enters the kitchen*
Yami: *enters the kitchen*
In the kitchen…
Yugi: Good morning guys!
Bakura: *notices Yami* *hides behind the counter*
Yami: Mornin' Yugi. Anything good to eat?
Yugi: Nope. Joey and Tristian ate it all remember?
Yami: Oh yeah. *looks at Bakura* What's up with you?
Bakura: Just in case you try to kill me.
Kathleen: *mouths to Bakura* I erased his memory.
Bakura: *nods to her*
Yami: Kill you?
Bakura: Never mind.
Yami: *in a grand voice* I demand you to tell me!
Kathleen: Yami…
Yami: Yes?
Kathleen: Shut up.
Yami: Okie dokie! ^__^
Bakura: *to Yugi* What's up with the Pharaoh?
Yugi: *shrug*
Kathleen: Where are the others Yugi?
Yugi: Mokuba and Seto went to get donuts and Ryou's in the bathroom.
Kathleen: Oh. Where'd Joey and Tristian go? I thought we tied them and left em' here.
Yugi: Dunno.
Kathleen: *takes out notebook* Number 4: Find new friends.
Joey: *pops out of hiding place* Ha! Tristian and I really fooled you! You didn't even notice us escape!
Tristian: *pops out of hiding place too* Yeah!
Kathleen: *tries to sound grand* Fools! You dareth show ye sleves to us! We shall take ye once again prisoner!
Joey: We burnt all the rope so you can't do that! *sticks tongue out*
Kathleen: Number 5: Buy more rope. *to Joey* We shall useth wire then! Bakurath Attacketh!
Bakura: What? I hear my name somewhere.
Kathleen: Attack! I said attack!
Bakura: Why should I?
Kathleen: Cause I'm the author!
Bakura: So what?
Kathleen: Please! I'll make you and Ryou a fic!
Bakura: Promise?
Kathleen: Yes!
Bakura: Fine. *attacks Joey*
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tristian: S**t I'm outta here!
Yami: Don't you dare! *pounces on Tristian*
Tristian: HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
10 minutes later…
Joey and Tristian: *tied up again* HELP…
Kathleen: You forgot to gag em'
Bakura: Oh yeah… *gags Joey and Tristian with a old dish rags*
Kathleen: That's disgusting. You know what we've used those for?
Bakura: I don't know, I don't wanna know and I don't care.
Joey: Fis fis disfustn! [This is disgusting!]
Yami: What if they get sick?
Kathleen: Leave em'
Yugi: Kat. Did you add buy more food in your notebook.
Kathleen: Oh yeah! Number 6: Buy more food, go shopping.
Yugi: That's better.
Bakura: What's taking Ryou so long?! I need to use the bathroom!
Yugi: He said he'd be taking a bath.
Bakura: WHAT?! That boy takes so long in the bathroom that one time it actually reached Christmas before he got out!
Yami: You've got to be kidding Tomb Robber.
Bakura: I'm not kidding.
Kathleen: When was he taking a bath then?
Bakura: December 24.
Kathleen: What time?
Bakura: 11:30pm. Why?
Kathleen: IT ONLY TOOK HIM 30 MINUTES STUPID!
Bakura: So? I said that he reached until Christmas. I didn't tell you when. It's your fault.
Kathleen: *fumes* This is stupid.
Bakura: Shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: I'll shut up.
Bakura: I'll shut up and that's final!
Kathleen: Have it you're way then.
Bakura: *shuts up* HEY!!!!!!!!!!
Kathleen: Fool.
Bakura: Why you little B-
Ryou: Bakura! Kat! You guys are awake? Well… I'm done.
*Ryou enters the kitchen looking very fresh, his hair's wet and there's a towel draped around his shoulders* [Drool…]
Ryou: You guys O.K.?
Bakura: *realizes that Ryou's out of the bathroom* Finally! *rushes into the bathroom*
Ryou: T_T Anyway… Where are the Kaiba boys? They said that they were gonna get donuts.
*RING!* *RING!*
Yami: Don't look at me. I'm not getting it.
*RING!* *RING!*
Kathleen: Too lazy. Go away. Need sugar.
*RING!* *RING!*
Ryou: Not my house.
*RING!* *RING!*
Bakura: *from inside the bathroom* Will someone get that F*****g phone?!
*RING!* *RING!*
Yugi: *sigh* Fine. I'll get it.
*RING!* *RING!*
Yugi: Hello?
Seto: Yugi. I've called to tell you that I refuse to return to that house and that I will leave you, Yami, the tomb robber, the white haired freak and that damned Authoress there. Bye. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! *line goes dead*
Yugi: O.K.… *goes back into the kitchen*
Kathleen: Who was that?
Yugi: That was Seto. Said something about not coming back. A white haired freak, A damned authoress, me, Yami and a tomb robber. ^_^
Ryou: Guess we'd better not expect those donuts.
Yami: Damn. I'm getting hungry.
Kathleen: I thought you were a spirit.
Yami: I am.
Kathleen: Then why are you hungry?
Yami: Why do you like a 5 000 000 year old dead Pharaoh then? Huh? Answer that then I'll answer your question!
Kathleen: … You know. You're right. *grips on to Ryou* Ryou! *cuddles Ryou* Who would want a stinky dead Pharaoh when you could have… RYOU! ^__^
Ryou: *blush*
Yami: Hey…
Yugi: You're fault.
Bakura: What's up?! ^__^ *looks very relived*
Yugi: Yami just ruined his only ever love life by sending…
Bakura: Kathleen into the Shadow Realm?! Yay!
Yugi: No… By sending Kat the message that he's nothing but an old fart. She's now attached to Ryou.
Bakura: *in a taunting tone* HAHA! THE PHARAOH LOST HIS GIRL FRIEND! HAHA! ^O^
Yami: Not funny… v_v…
Yugi: It's O.K. Yami…
Yami: No it's not. *starts crying*
Kathleen: *sees Yami crying* YAMI! *lets go of Ryou**bends down to Yami* Yami… I'm sowiee… *cuddles Yami*
Ryou: ;_;
Yami: *stops crying* *looks up* Really?
Kathleen: *sincerely* Yes.
*romantic music plays*
Yami, Yugi, Ryou and Kathleen: *looks around for the source* *sees Bakura playing romantic music on the stereo*
Bakura: What?! It fit the situation.
Kathleen: *rolls eyes* *gets up* Whatever don't touch my stereo. I spent hard cold cash on that.
Bakura: Who cares. I hate this new age c**p anyway. *goes back into the kitchen*
Ryou: so what are we gonna do about food?
Yami: Dunno. Aibou?
Yugi: Don't look at me. Kat?
Kathleen: I really don't know. All I know is that I'm not gonna write Kaiba and Mokuba any fics for a while.
Yugi, Yami and Ryou: *nods head*
Bakura: *from the kitchen* I'm freakin' hungry! You got any damned food here?
Kathleen: Don't you remember Joey and Tristian ate it all? Oh yeah! I remember… you have no brain. How could you remember… Oh darn.
*sounds of muffled screaming and shuffling from the kitchen*
Tristian: Dunf! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!! [Don't! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!]
Joey: Felffffff!!![ Helpppppp!!!]
Bakura: DIE!!!
Kathleen: This is gonna be one long… afternoon. *puts in Good Charlotte CD*
Ryou: I'd bet on it.
Stereo: *starts playing* Oh my love, Please don't cry, I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life…
Yami: Shit. Kat it's too loud for-
Stereo: *very loud music* !!!!!!!
Ryou: ARGH!!! _
Bakura: What the hell is that?! _O
Yugi: Evil punk rock! Helppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!! _
Yami: IT'S TOO LOUD FOR RYOU!!! o
Kathleen: *enjoying the music* WHAT?! ^__^
Yami: IT'S TOO LOUD!!
Kathleen: HUH?
Yami: IT'S TOO LOUD!!!
Kathleen: WHAT?! SPEAK LOUDER!
Yami: RYOU! TOO LOUD!
Kathleen: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Yami: *straining his voice* IT'S TOO LOUD! O
Kathleen: *turns music off* What?
Yami: *in a raspy voice* Music… too loud… for Ryou. *faints*
Kathleen: YAMI!
Ryou: *obviously can't hear anything* What? What happened?
Bakura: What was THAT?
Yugi: Punk… rock… *faints too*
Bakura: THAT WAS DA BOMB!
Kathleen: I know! Good Charlotte rocks!
Ryou: Huh? What?
Bakura: Too bad the others can't appreciate it. Oh well. Their loss.
Kathleen: *forgets about Yami and Yugi* YUP! LET'S PLAY IT AGAIN!
Bakura: *turns on stereo*
Stereo: I ripped out his throat, And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise just in time to hear you cry when you… mourned the death of your bloody valentine… the night he died!!!
Bakura: *rocking his head to the music* WAHOO! *turns volume to the highest*
Kathleen: YEAH! *bounces around like she's in a sugar rush* LET'S GO LOOK FOR MORE CANDY!
Bakura: YEAH!
Both: *run outside leaving 2 fainted spiky haired boys, a deaf Ryou, 2 tied up, gagged, beaten up boys and a very loud stereo not caring anymore and about to go sugar high again*
*after they raided the markets of their candy*
Bakura: CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!!!
^______________________________________________________________________^
Kathleen: CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!!! ^______________________________________________________________________^
Yami: *just revived and turned off the stereo* You two look… happy.
Kathleen: *nods head really fast* Youshould'veseenitYami! Weraidedwaltermart,supermartandallthoseothermartstoo! ^_______________________^
Bakura: YeahPharoah!Youshould'vebeenthere! TheseguardstriedtostopusbutIsentthemtotheshadowrealm! ^_______________________^
Yami: Uh… sure. I put Yugi and Ryou upstairs. They're sleeping. Well Yugi is. Not sure about Ryou.
Kathleen: That'sgood! ^___________________________________________________^
Bakura: Noannoyingpestsnow! ^____________________________________________^
Kathleen: YUP! ^________________________________________________________^
Yami: *blinded by the brightness of the smiles* Sure. I'll be going upstairs too if you need me. *goes upstairs*
Kathleen: Okiedokiepanokie! ^_______^ *sugar is starting to wear off*
Bakura: *sugar is still affecting him* Wanna play a game? ^______________________^
Kathleen: Sure!!!!!!! ^________^
*after playing for 2 hours*
Kathleen: *tired from sugar rush* I'll… go upstairs… I'm a bit tired. *walks up the stairs*
Bakura: SURE!!!!!!! ^_______________________________________^ *still as spunky as ever* Maybe Joey and Tristian will play with me! LA LA LA LA LA! *skips into the kitchen* Hey guys!
*muffled screams and yelps*
Upstairs…
Kathleen: //Tired… need a place to sleep…// *looks at attic door and stairs and thinks it's her rooms door and stairs* //There's my room…// *goes into the attic* //Wow. It's so dusty. When's the last time I cleaned? Oh yeah. A year ago. Gotta get Yami or Yugi to do it… shit!// *stumbles on a golden old looking book* What the hell? *picks up book and examines it closely* *shrugs* Oh well… Maybe I can read it sometime. *lays down on a weird broken hard mattress thinking it's her bed* //Sleep…//
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Kathleen: This is the first chapter of my 'Crazy days series ^__^ Please review! This is more of a stress relief for me so please bear with it and I promise to add a plot somewhere in here. ^__^
Yugi: Why are you smiling so much?
Kathleen: Dunno.
Yami: Now that you've all seen what I go though everyday please, please help me! Review and at least let me know that my insanity isn't all for just little petty: It's O.K.'s. Please! It's hell in th-
Kathleen: *imitates Nani in Lilo and Stitch* That's enough sugar for you… you little cutie… *punches Yami away* Sorry to all the Tea/ Anzu fans out there. I just don't like her at all. I find her to be an idiot. A very big one that reminds me of Slam Dunk's very own Haruko Akagi. That idiot air head. Tell me if I should add Malik somewhere. Still debating at the S.O.A.B.W.W. [Society of anime bishies, world wide.] weather he's cute enough. Me personally I like him. Evil and cute. Well bye! See ya' next time! ^__^
Bakura: There won't be a next time if you don't give me that fic I'm askin' for!
Kathleen: *ignores Bakura*
Bakura: HEY!
Kathleen: *still ignoring* La…la…la…la…la… *humming to self*
Bakura: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! _"
By: Kathleen
Kathleen: Ryou is Ryou Bakura and Bakura is Yami Bakura. Marik is Yami Malik and Malik Ishtar is Malik. [If I find a place here for him.] The setting here is in my house. It's somewhere near Yugi's house but since I am the authoress Little Yugi and Yami live with me! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: I am not little!
Kathleen: Yes you are.
Yugi: No I'm not!
Kathleen: Then what are you then?
Yugi: …
Kathleen: Ha I won!
Yugi: *pouts* No fair! Your almost just as short as I am!
Kathleen: That's the key word: Almost. You see Yugi dear, I am taller than you. Therefore I am. Now leave me be. I have my disclaimers yet to put and I also need to tell everyone that: YAMI IS MINE! NO ONE GOES NEAR HIM BUT ME AND THAT MEANS YOU TOO TEA/ANZU! *sticks tongue out at a picture of Tea*
Yugi: *goes away defeated*
Yami: *pops out of nowhere* Have you seen Yugi?
Kathleen: Yami! ^__^ *glomps Yami* *lets go* *hugs him instead*
Yami: -_-; What was that about?
Kathleen: I forgot that you didn't like glomping. ^__^
Yami: Oh.
Kathleen: Here are the disclaimers: I do not own Yu-gi-oh [Aww…] and the Harry Potter game: Mystery at Hogwarts [or something like that] It's my friends game, I also don't own any mentioned candy product, good charlotte nor anything else that's familiar to you in this fic, [Damn!] But I own everything else in this fic. [Yay!] Now let's start the fic! ^__^
Yami: *drags Kathleen backstage and starts the fic*
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Kathleen: Yugi how many times must I tell you?! You need to make a guess cause there are no more cards! Stop touching mine! *slaps Yugi's hand*
Yugi: *leaves Kathleen's cards alone* Fine. I believe that it's Professor Snape who caught Draco Malfoy doing the Wingardium Leviosa to Ron Weasley in the potions classroom.
Yami: Wrong. I have proof. *shows Draco Malfoy card*
Yugi: Darn. *marks it off*
Kathleen: *peeks at the card and marks it off on her score sheet*
Yugi: *dosen't notice* Your turn Kat.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway… I believe Madame Hooch caught Gregory Gayle doing the Locomotors Mortis to Harry Potter in the Potions classroom. Got any proof Yugi?
Yugi: No.
Kathleen: How bout' you Yami?
Yami: No.
Kathleen: I win! I win! *looks in trap door* Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I beat the game king! I beat the game king! *shows them the cards*
Yami: *pouts* Damn it! I was not destined to loose to you! You cheated!
Kathleen: Sore loser.
Yami: Am not!
Yugi: It's O.K. Yami. She's the authoress, after all It's just a game.
Kathleen: It's O.K. Yugi. Don't calm him down. He looks cute when he pouts. *snuggles up to Yami*
Yami: *blush*
Yugi: *blushes and covers his eyes*
*DING DONG!*
Yami: *still blushing* Y-Yugi could-could you g-get that?
Yugi: *gladly leaves the room face red*
Kathleen: Kawaii… *cuddles closer to Yami*
Joey: Yo guy… ee… What are you two doing?!
Kathleen: What does it look like to you?! Cooking?! Cuddling of course. How could anyone resist this cutie. *pinches Yami*
Yami: *blushes harder*
Joey: *laughs* In front of Yugi? You're ruining the poor boys innocence!
Tristian: *laughs too*
Kathleen: That is the plan my dear Joey! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey and Tristian: O_O;
Yami: O_O *moves away, scared, breaking the cuddle*
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: Are they done? *peeks into the room*
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey: Yeah man. They stopped cuddling but I think our author is well… going insane.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: That's normal. *steps back into the room*
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tristian: Kat.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey: Yo Kat.
Kathleen: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joey and Tristian: KAT!
Kathleen: *in a whinny voice* What?
Joey: That's better.
Tristian: I'm wondering. Why'd you call us here?
Kathleen: You'll soon find out when the Kaiba boys, Ryou and his Yami get here.
Yugi: How about Tea?
Kathleen: What about Tea? You mean to say you actually want her here?
Yugi: No.
Kathleen: See?
Yugi: Good point.
Joey: I'm hungry. Can I get something to eat?
Tristian: Yeah me too.
Kathleen: Fine but don't finish the food. Yugi and Yami just went shopping today.
Yugi and Yami: *nods head*
Joey: *in a far too innocent voice* Of course we wont!
Tristian: *in the same angelic voice* We'd never do that.
Joey and Tristian: *runs into the kitchen*
Kathleen: I have a bad feeling about this.
Yami: Me too but I don't think they can eat THAT much food. I mean Yugi and I stocked so much food that I have a feeling that we won't need to go shopping till next, next, next month unless it gets spoiled.
Yugi: I second that. Plus I also got us Nausica, hazelnut of course, and a lot of chocolate and candies! ^__^
Kathleen: Yay! Sugar rush city! ^__^
Yami: *moans* Not again. I thought I got rid of that stuff from the cart.
Yugi: *shakes head* Nope Yami. Kat here taught me a trick on how to hide food. ^__^
Kathleen: *evil laugh*
Yami: *moans again*
*sounds of munching and crunching could be heard from the kitchen*
Joey: WOW! I didn't they had so much candy hidden in this house! *munch munch*
Tristian: I know! Mmmm… Nausica! And Chocolates! Mom never let me have any more of these after that night you slept over! *munch* She's still trying to get the stench off the carpet.
Joey: What a shame. Oh well!
Kathleen: My chocolates! *runs into the kitchen*
Yugi: My candy! *runs into the kitchen*
Kathleen and Yugi: *bumps into each other trying to get through the door to the kitchen* *struggles to get up* *bumps into each other again* *gets up* *enters the door one at a time barely missing each other*
Yami: *shakes hard trying to suppress laughter* Must-not-laugh. Too-funny. NO! Must-not-laugh-at-aibou-and Mwahahahahahahahaha! That's so funny! Mwahahahahahahahaha! It's just so wrong! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
*DING DONG!* *DING DONG!*
Yami: *wipes tears from his eyes* Coming, coming. *opens the door* Oh. Hi Kaiba.
Seto: Hn.
Mokuba: *looks around* Where's Kat? She told me she'd have candy here for me.
Yami and Seto: *raises one eyebrow*
Mokuba: I didn't want to come but she told me she'd have candy here for me.
Seto: She bribed you?
Mokuba: More of enduced me. *walks inside in an innocent manner*
Yami: *to Seto* Isn't that the same thing? [It is]
Seto: *shrugs* Dunno. Your girlfriend is evil. Very evil. *walks inside*
Yami: *blushes* She's not my girlfriend! *closes door*
Seto: Whatever.
In the kitchen…
Kathleen: Let go of my Chocolates! *plays tug-o-war with Joey over a smashed chocolate bar*
Joey: No! I got it first!
Yugi: My candy! *runs after Tristian*
Tristian: It's mine now! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ;_; My candy…
Yami: *peeks in* Hey guys Seto and Mokuba are here.
Kathleen: Give me my chocolate! *yanks the chocolate bar*
Joey: Never! *yanks it back*
Tristian: Yugi want some? *holds some candy out to Yugi*
Yugi: *nods head and makes a grab for the candy*
Tristian: Too bad. *pulls the candy back and eats it all*
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;_; My candy…
Yami: *sarcastically*I feel so wanted. *goes back into the living room*
Mokuba: Seems like they're fighting in there.
Yami: Yeah. Joey and Tristian are eating all the candy.
Mokuba: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *runs into the kitchen screaming his lungs out*
Yami: Whoa. I didn't know how many sugar freaks there are.
Seto: That's Mokuba. *looks like he's about to run into the kitchen himself* //Candy… I want… correction… NEED candy.//
Yami: How about you Seto? Don't you like candy?
Seto: Of course I… *twitch* do. *starts twitching* //Must have candy… CANDY!! I NEED CANDY!// I'm… controlled… that's… *twitch* all… //Must have *twitch* candy.//
Yami: *notices Seto's twitching* Are you O.K. Seto? You're twitching.
Seto: Shut up. *twitch* Of course I am. *starts twitching more* //CANDY!!!!//
Yami: O.K. If you're sure.
*DING DONG!* *DING DONG!*
Yami: That must be Ryou and Bakura.
Kathleen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *gets thrown out of the kitchen* MY CANDY!
Yugi: HEY! LET GO! *gets thrown out of the kitchen too* OW!
Mokuba: STOP THAT! HEY! *gets thrown out of the kitchen and lands on Yugi*
Yugi and Mokuba: OW!
Kathleen: *giggles*
Yami: O_O I'll… go answer the… the door… yeah… the door… *rushes to answer the door* //SHE… giggled… SETO… is twitching… this is so screwed. //
Yugi: Shut up Kat! *rubs his bottom*
Kathleen: *sticks tongue out* It's all your fault that they were able to get us out of there! I told you to tackle Joey! Not Tristian!
Yugi: *sticks tongue out too* No it's not! I tackled Tristian cause' he had my Mars bar!
Seto: //I've never seen this side of Yugi before. Must have candy… *twitch*//
Kathleen: I don't care if he had your Mars bar! It's all your fault we got thrown out!
Yugi: No it's not!
*munching from behind the couch*
Kathleen, Yugi and Seto: *turns to look behind the couch* MOKUBA?!
Mokuba: *eating Kit Kat* *munch* I shwiped it ouff Joudy wen he wasn't *munch* luking.
Kathleen: That's mine you little twit! *makes a grab for the candy bar*
Seto: *grabs Kathleen by the scruff of her neck* What did you say?
Kathleen: *scared* Nothing…
Seto: Good. *puts Kat down*
Kathleen: * relived sigh*
Ryou: Hey guys… Hey Kat.
Kathleen: Ryou! *glomps Ryou* Kawaii…
Yami: Hey! *tries to pry Kathleen off Ryou* Kat… get off the poor boy. //Why not glomp me instead?//
Bakura: *helps Yami*
Kathleen: *get pried off Ryou* Hey… *whines*
Yami: It's-
*loud crashing noises from the kitchen*
Joey: Whoops… dropped the eggs. Oh well… *licking and slurping sounds*
Tristian: You do know that that's raw… and that you're licking it off the floor.
Joey: Don't care. Besides if I know Yami he would've cleaned, moped and swept the floor this morning.
Tristian: Yeah. Guess your right. Whoops! Dropped the flour!
Yami: Ahh!!! I just cleaned the kitchen this morning!
Bakura: He…he… The pharaoh… cleaning. You've got to be kidding me.
Yugi: Nope. Kat says if he wants to stay out of the Millennium Puzzle the least he can do is do some chores.
Yami: You didn't have to tell him that! //My kitchen…// *sniff*
Bakura: *starts laughing like a mad man*
Kathleen: O_O; *whispers to Ryou* Did you give him his daily supply of sugar early so he wouldn't go and try to blow up the city?
Ryou: *looks at her oddly* No. He hasn't even had his sugar yet. This is the after effects of yesterdays sugar.
Kathleen: Oh… *does some thinking* *evil smile* Well he'll need to get a little bit more to keep him happy. Yo Bakura!
Ryou: //No… please she not doing what I think she's doing… Please no…//
Bakura: *stops his laughing suddenly* What?
Kathleen: Want candy?
Ryou: *shakes head worriedly* //No…//
Bakura: *nods head earnestly* //Yes…//
Kathleen: That settles it! Bakura, if you want chocolate could you go inside the kitchen and throw Joey and Tristian out?
Bakura: Sure! *looks evil* My pleasure… *enters kitchen*
Yami: Wait for me! *enters the kitchen too*
Yugi: Go Bakura! *waves an 'I want candy' banner*
Kathleen: *Joins Yugi*
Joey: *licking and slurping sounds stop* Hey Bakura! Want some AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Help!
Tristian: What is it Joe- AHHHHHHH!!! Some one save us!
Joey: Help! Mad Yami's are attacking!
Tristian: We're your friends! O.K. so maybe just you're other selves but still! That counts! I think…
Yami: You'll pay for messing up this pharaohs kitchen!
Bakura: CANDY!!!
Ryou and Kathleen: -_-;
Seto: *in almost an angry whisper* Mokuba give me that candy! Now!
Mokuba: No… It's mine! All mine!
Seto: I want it!
Mokuba: No! Buy your own!
Ryou and Kathleen: -_-;
Ryou: I'm surrounded by fools.
Kathleen: *sigh* *brings out a small notebook* Number 1: Buy more candy.
Ryou: What's that?
Kathleen: My list of things to do. So far I only have one thing to do…
Yami: Hey! Bakura! Not that!
*sound of splashing water*
Yami: Great. Kat's gonna have a fit when she finds out you burst the pipe.
Bakura: Mwahahahahahahahaha! Kill the candy thieves! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Joey and Tristian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kathleen: I guess I spoke too soon. Number 2: Fix the pipe in the kitchen.
Yami and Bakura: GET OUT OF HERE! *throws Joey and Tristian out of the kitchen*
Joey and Tristian: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Gets thrown out of the kitchen and lands by Kat's feet*
Kathleen: Well, well… Our little thieves.
Joey and Tristian: *cower* Help.
Joey: H-Hi… K-Kat.
Kathleen: *smirks evilly*
15 minutes later…
Joey and Tristian: *gagged and tired to a chair* Mufft!!!
Kathleen: Sorry… I can't hear you. *laughs evilly*
Yugi: Hey Kat. I checked the kitchen and Joey and Tristian ate everything but the remaining 40% of our candies. *shows a piece of candy and hastily shoves it into his mouth*
Kathleen: Number 3: Go shopping for food. *to Joey and Tristian* Wait just a sec. *runs into the kitchen and starts eating all the candies and chocolates*
Yugi: HEY! *runs in after her*
Bakura: *from inside the kitchen* CANDY! *starts eating too*
Yami: *emerges from the kitchen* That was weird. Yugi and Kat were… um… how should I say this… fighting…
Ryou: I don't believe that's the first.
Yami: It's still hard to get used to though. I mean aibou is usually so… You know… reserved.
Ryou: I guess it's Kat's influence. Is my Yami in there too?
Yami: Yeah. He's sitting by the corner going sugar high while the kitchen's flooding.
Ryou: That's bad.
Yami: You say that's bad? You should be here when Kat and Yugi go sugar high. They sing this song! Ugh! It's so annoying.
Mokuba: Big brother! It's mine!
Seto: I said give it here! *yanks the chocolate out of Mokuba's hands*
Mokuba: *eyes go all watery* Mine…
Seto: *hungrily eats the Kit Kat*
Ryou and Yami: O_O
Yami: Can we *sane* people go move *shifty eyes* Over there? *points to the corner of the room*
Ryou: Yeah… I… I think so… *walks away in a scared fashion*
Joey: *obviously scared and hungry* Mfit! Dunf leve myh feer! Sferw Trsfian! Juf dunft lefe myh feer! [Don't leave me here! Screw Tristian! Just don't leave me here!]
Tristian: *obviously understanding Joey* Fey! [Hey!]
Obviously both boys understood each other… Anyways… Another 15 minutes later…
Kathleen: HeyYamiguesswhat?! Guesswhat?! Canyouguesswhat?! Huh? Huh? Canyouguess? Huh? Huh? I'lltellyou! YugiBakuraandIaregoingtopreform!Yay!Isn'titexiting?!
Yami: Um…yeah…sure… *to Ryou* Brace yourself… Kat's brother made this song. It's very… Interesting. Apparently Kat likes it… when she's not sane.
Ryou: Is she ever sane?
Kathleen: *starts singing* THERE… ONCE WAS A FAIRY WHO WAS A GIRL…
Yugi: SHE MET A GUY FAIRY AND THEY BOTH MADE KIDS…
Bakura: ONE BABY THERE AND ANOTHER ONE HERE
Kathleen, Yugi and Bakura: AND ANOTHER BABY THERE BUT THEY ALL HAD HAIR! SING IT! *start running around in a circle singing the same lyrics again and again*
Ryou: That's… interesting.
Seto: That makes ME look normal. *shudders*
Mokuba: Their rhyming is so… deviant. [Abnormal/ Unexpected]
Seto: *looks at Mokuba worriedly* Have you been reading the Thesaurus again?
Mokuba: What's a thesaurus? Is it a kind of multifaceted [Complex] book of some sort? Is it a lexicon [thesaurus]?
Seto: Yeah… Uhh… sure. //What's multifacated? What's a lexicon? Damn. I gotta research some more.//
Mokuba: *looks innocent and starts humming to the tune of Kat's brother's song*
Yami: *looks at Mokuba weirdly for a while then looks away* *shudders* //Those Kaiba's are weird.//
After 3 hours of songs by sugar high people…
Kathleen: CAUSE' I'M YOUNG AND I'M HOPELESS! *imitates a punk rock guitar player* *throws hair back and forth*
Yugi: I'M LOST AND I KNOW THIS I'M GOING NOWHERE FAST THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY! *hops around playing an invisible guitar*
Bakura: I'M TROUBLESOME I'VE FALLEN! I'M ANGRY AT MY FATHER! *pretends to play drums that are moving and hoping around with him*
Kathleen: IT'S ME AGAINST THIS WORLD AND I DON'T CARE! *grabs an imaginary mic and sings into it dropping and breaking the imaginary guitar* I DON'T CARE… I DON'T CARE… I DON'T CARE!!!!!!
Ryou: *covering ears* Who knew they could go on for 3 hours.
Yami: Me.
Seto: *grinding teeth* If they don't stop singing Good Charlotte soon I'm gonna wring their necks.
Ryou: Look on the bright side Seto! At least they've stopped with that annoying fairy song!
Mokuba: *pouting* I wanna join them!
Seto: Don't you dare Mokuba… *grinds teeth more*
Yami: Watch it. You might break a tooth.
Mokuba: He already did that once. I was singing a death to barney song and-
Seto: THAT WASN'T DEATH TO BARNEY! THAT WAS DEATH TO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
Mokuba: Oh yeah.
Kathleen: Howdoesthesonggo?!Howdoesthesonggo?!Tellmetellmetellmetellme!
Seto: No.
Mokuba: Sure. It goes like this.
*everyone in the room shuts up*
Mokuba: *clears throat* I hate you, You hate me, Let's get together to kill the *goes faster* blue eyes white dragon.
Kathleen, Bakura and Yugi: O_O
Yami: They finally shut up. *sigh of relief*
Kathleen: *revives from shock of the incredibly bad Mokuba made song* LIFE STYLES… OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS!! *starts playing the imaginary *unbroken* guitar again*
Yugi: *joins in* THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING… ALWAYS COMPLAINING! *starts hopping on the couch*
Bakura: IF MONEY IS SUCH A PROBLEM… WELL THEY'VE GOT MANSIONS THINK WE SHOULD ROB THEM!!!! *starts playing with the imaginary drum set again*
Seto: *sarcastically* Great! I just so wanted to hear that AGAIN Yami. I just love that song. Especially the way it makes ME LOOK BAD!
Yami: Sheesh. Sorry.
Ryou: *sigh* It'll be another hour or so before they'll snap out of it. Well for my Yami at least.
Yami: It's almost 6:00 pm.
Ryou: Guess I'll be sleepin' here. *smiles*
Yami: Guess so. How bout you Kaiba's?
Mokuba: Yay! Sleep over!
Seto: I guess but I'll have to leave tomorrow before 12:00nn. I have a meeting.
Yami: Typical Seto. Always ruining the fun.
Mokuba: Yeah big brother! *whines*
Seto: Well I guess I could stay.
Mokuba: Yay!
Seto: And we'll probably go bankrupt, lose all our money, get kicked out of the mansion, lose our servants, land out on the streets, go hungry oh… yeah DIE. All for some stupid sugar eating authors plans that don't even concern us!
Mokuba: Sheesh. Sorry.
Ryou: -_-;
2 more hours later…
Kathleen, Yugi and Bakura: *asleep* Zzzzzzzzzz…
Yami: Poor things. Must've gotten tired after they went on a sugar rush. *puts blankets on all three who are cuddled up on the mattress beside each other* [Lucky Kat!]
Seto: What poor things? Those monsters?
Ryou: What? I can't hear you!
Seto: Obviously Ryou's gone deaf.
Ryou: What? I can hear you!
Seto: Never mind.
Ryou: What?! Never bind? Why shouldn't I bind things anymore? Answer me Seto!
Seto: *looks at Ryou oddly* *shakes head* *walks into the kitchen to get water*
Yami: *grabs Ryou* Ryou. Can you hear me?
Ryou: What? I can't deer you. How do I do that?
Yami: You lie right here O.K.? *puts him down on a couch*
Ryou: I didn't lie! *sits up*
Yami: *shakes head* //Music was too loud. Better tell Kat in the morning… Ryou CANNOT handle punk rock. Especially if sang by her.// *remembers Kats loud voice* *shudders* *mouths 'LAY DOWN' to Ryou*
Ryou: *lays back down trying to figure out what his friends were talking about*
Yami: Hey Seto! You and Mokuba can sleep on the couch-bed. Mokuba can you fix it up?
Mokuba: How do you work this thing? *pokes at the couch-bed* *accidentally touches the button that make the bottom spring out* *bottom part lands on his foot* OW!!
Yami: That's how you activate it. That evil thing landed on my foot the 1st few times too. Kat's the only one who dosen't get hurt with it. I swear she and that THING are co-workers or something. *shakes head and turns back to carefully tuck the blanket on Kat, Yugi and Bakura* *kisses Kat on the forehead* Night…
Kat: Mmm… Yami…
Yami: *blush*
Mokuba: *nurses his foot*
Seto: What's wrong Mokuba?
Mokuba: My foot was landed on by THAT repugnant [disgusting] thing. *points to the couch-bed*
Seto: //His vocabulary is getting too big…// Well… there's nothing we can do about THAT anymore can we?
Mokuba: Guess not. *gets on the bed* [Note: They're in PJ's now. Kawaii!]
Seto: Want me to tell you a *thinks hard* Ancedote? *looks smug*
Mokuba: Don't you mean anecdote [story] big brother?
Seto: *blushes* Yeah… well… that's what I meant. My tongue slipped.
Yami: Ha! You're little brother can out articulate [speak] you. *sticks tongue out*
Mokuba: Good one! *high fives Yami*
Yami: That's a perk when you're one of the authors favorite characters.
Mokuba: Really?
Yami: *nods head* Well. Good night. *lays down on the other couch* Night Ryou.
Ryou: Zzzzz… *obviously asleep*
Yami: Never mind. Night Mokuba.
Mokuba: Nigh Yami. Night big bro.
Seto: Night Mokuba. You sure you don't want that ancetdoe?
Mokuba: It's anecdote. And yes. I'm sure.
Yami: Stop trying too hard Kaiba. You're just not good with complicated lexis'. [words] *starts laughing*
Seto: *blushes* Shut up. *turns off lights* Night Mokuba.
Mokuba: Night big bro.
Yami: *sarcastically* Good night to you too. *goes to sleep*
Mokuba: *goes to sleep*
Seto: *goes to sleep*
**
Next morning…
Kathleen: Mm… Yami… You're so soft… *snuggles up to a sleeping Bakura*
Bakura: *snuggles back unaware* *hugs Kat tightly*
Yami: *wakes up* *looks over to Kat and Bakura* KAT! *forgets that he put them there* How could you…
Kathleen: *wakes up* What is it Yami… AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bakura: *wakes up* Who's screamin' so damn… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kathleen and Bakura: *backs away from each other* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
Kathleen: This is MY bed! What are YOU doing here?!
Bakura: I don't know myself. *looks over to Yami* Pharaoh what the hell happened? Why am I here?
Yami: *heart broken voice* Kat… how could you? *sniff* I'd understand Ryou… but… HIM…
Bakura: *rolls eyes* We don't even know what we're doing here so shut you're blubbering.
Yami: YOU! *points at Bakura* ARGHHHH!!! *pounces on Bakura* DIIIEEE!!!!!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CRAZED PHARAOH! GET HIM OFF!!! HELP!!!
Yami: DIIIIIEEEEEE YOU SON OF A B***H!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET OFF!!!
Kathleen: O_O I'll… just… go do something… *runs upstairs to her computer*
Yami: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Bakura: STOP IT!!!! I don't even know why I was there!
Yami: *suddenly stops* You don't?
Bakura: *stares at Yami oddly* Are you O.K.?
Yami: Yeah. I'm fine thank you. ^__^
Bakura: //Kat must've gotten to the computer.// Listen you dumb ass. I think you put us on that mattress.
Yami: Oh yeah… *snaps back to his old 'DIIIIEEEE!' self forgetting what happened* What happened? I feel like I've just been possessed.
Bakura: *goes into the kitchen* //Just in case he starts screamin' DIIIIIIIEEEEEE again.//
Yami: Kat? Where are you?
Kathleen: *comes down* Yeah?
Yami: *about to ask her something*… *thinks twice*
Kathleen: What is it? You were gonna ask me something? *looks innocent*
Yami: No… Never mind. Want breakfast?
Kathleen: Sure. *enters the kitchen*
Yami: *enters the kitchen*
In the kitchen…
Yugi: Good morning guys!
Bakura: *notices Yami* *hides behind the counter*
Yami: Mornin' Yugi. Anything good to eat?
Yugi: Nope. Joey and Tristian ate it all remember?
Yami: Oh yeah. *looks at Bakura* What's up with you?
Bakura: Just in case you try to kill me.
Kathleen: *mouths to Bakura* I erased his memory.
Bakura: *nods to her*
Yami: Kill you?
Bakura: Never mind.
Yami: *in a grand voice* I demand you to tell me!
Kathleen: Yami…
Yami: Yes?
Kathleen: Shut up.
Yami: Okie dokie! ^__^
Bakura: *to Yugi* What's up with the Pharaoh?
Yugi: *shrug*
Kathleen: Where are the others Yugi?
Yugi: Mokuba and Seto went to get donuts and Ryou's in the bathroom.
Kathleen: Oh. Where'd Joey and Tristian go? I thought we tied them and left em' here.
Yugi: Dunno.
Kathleen: *takes out notebook* Number 4: Find new friends.
Joey: *pops out of hiding place* Ha! Tristian and I really fooled you! You didn't even notice us escape!
Tristian: *pops out of hiding place too* Yeah!
Kathleen: *tries to sound grand* Fools! You dareth show ye sleves to us! We shall take ye once again prisoner!
Joey: We burnt all the rope so you can't do that! *sticks tongue out*
Kathleen: Number 5: Buy more rope. *to Joey* We shall useth wire then! Bakurath Attacketh!
Bakura: What? I hear my name somewhere.
Kathleen: Attack! I said attack!
Bakura: Why should I?
Kathleen: Cause I'm the author!
Bakura: So what?
Kathleen: Please! I'll make you and Ryou a fic!
Bakura: Promise?
Kathleen: Yes!
Bakura: Fine. *attacks Joey*
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tristian: S**t I'm outta here!
Yami: Don't you dare! *pounces on Tristian*
Tristian: HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
10 minutes later…
Joey and Tristian: *tied up again* HELP…
Kathleen: You forgot to gag em'
Bakura: Oh yeah… *gags Joey and Tristian with a old dish rags*
Kathleen: That's disgusting. You know what we've used those for?
Bakura: I don't know, I don't wanna know and I don't care.
Joey: Fis fis disfustn! [This is disgusting!]
Yami: What if they get sick?
Kathleen: Leave em'
Yugi: Kat. Did you add buy more food in your notebook.
Kathleen: Oh yeah! Number 6: Buy more food, go shopping.
Yugi: That's better.
Bakura: What's taking Ryou so long?! I need to use the bathroom!
Yugi: He said he'd be taking a bath.
Bakura: WHAT?! That boy takes so long in the bathroom that one time it actually reached Christmas before he got out!
Yami: You've got to be kidding Tomb Robber.
Bakura: I'm not kidding.
Kathleen: When was he taking a bath then?
Bakura: December 24.
Kathleen: What time?
Bakura: 11:30pm. Why?
Kathleen: IT ONLY TOOK HIM 30 MINUTES STUPID!
Bakura: So? I said that he reached until Christmas. I didn't tell you when. It's your fault.
Kathleen: *fumes* This is stupid.
Bakura: Shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: You shut up.
Bakura: You shut up.
Kathleen: I'll shut up.
Bakura: I'll shut up and that's final!
Kathleen: Have it you're way then.
Bakura: *shuts up* HEY!!!!!!!!!!
Kathleen: Fool.
Bakura: Why you little B-
Ryou: Bakura! Kat! You guys are awake? Well… I'm done.
*Ryou enters the kitchen looking very fresh, his hair's wet and there's a towel draped around his shoulders* [Drool…]
Ryou: You guys O.K.?
Bakura: *realizes that Ryou's out of the bathroom* Finally! *rushes into the bathroom*
Ryou: T_T Anyway… Where are the Kaiba boys? They said that they were gonna get donuts.
*RING!* *RING!*
Yami: Don't look at me. I'm not getting it.
*RING!* *RING!*
Kathleen: Too lazy. Go away. Need sugar.
*RING!* *RING!*
Ryou: Not my house.
*RING!* *RING!*
Bakura: *from inside the bathroom* Will someone get that F*****g phone?!
*RING!* *RING!*
Yugi: *sigh* Fine. I'll get it.
*RING!* *RING!*
Yugi: Hello?
Seto: Yugi. I've called to tell you that I refuse to return to that house and that I will leave you, Yami, the tomb robber, the white haired freak and that damned Authoress there. Bye. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! *line goes dead*
Yugi: O.K.… *goes back into the kitchen*
Kathleen: Who was that?
Yugi: That was Seto. Said something about not coming back. A white haired freak, A damned authoress, me, Yami and a tomb robber. ^_^
Ryou: Guess we'd better not expect those donuts.
Yami: Damn. I'm getting hungry.
Kathleen: I thought you were a spirit.
Yami: I am.
Kathleen: Then why are you hungry?
Yami: Why do you like a 5 000 000 year old dead Pharaoh then? Huh? Answer that then I'll answer your question!
Kathleen: … You know. You're right. *grips on to Ryou* Ryou! *cuddles Ryou* Who would want a stinky dead Pharaoh when you could have… RYOU! ^__^
Ryou: *blush*
Yami: Hey…
Yugi: You're fault.
Bakura: What's up?! ^__^ *looks very relived*
Yugi: Yami just ruined his only ever love life by sending…
Bakura: Kathleen into the Shadow Realm?! Yay!
Yugi: No… By sending Kat the message that he's nothing but an old fart. She's now attached to Ryou.
Bakura: *in a taunting tone* HAHA! THE PHARAOH LOST HIS GIRL FRIEND! HAHA! ^O^
Yami: Not funny… v_v…
Yugi: It's O.K. Yami…
Yami: No it's not. *starts crying*
Kathleen: *sees Yami crying* YAMI! *lets go of Ryou**bends down to Yami* Yami… I'm sowiee… *cuddles Yami*
Ryou: ;_;
Yami: *stops crying* *looks up* Really?
Kathleen: *sincerely* Yes.
*romantic music plays*
Yami, Yugi, Ryou and Kathleen: *looks around for the source* *sees Bakura playing romantic music on the stereo*
Bakura: What?! It fit the situation.
Kathleen: *rolls eyes* *gets up* Whatever don't touch my stereo. I spent hard cold cash on that.
Bakura: Who cares. I hate this new age c**p anyway. *goes back into the kitchen*
Ryou: so what are we gonna do about food?
Yami: Dunno. Aibou?
Yugi: Don't look at me. Kat?
Kathleen: I really don't know. All I know is that I'm not gonna write Kaiba and Mokuba any fics for a while.
Yugi, Yami and Ryou: *nods head*
Bakura: *from the kitchen* I'm freakin' hungry! You got any damned food here?
Kathleen: Don't you remember Joey and Tristian ate it all? Oh yeah! I remember… you have no brain. How could you remember… Oh darn.
*sounds of muffled screaming and shuffling from the kitchen*
Tristian: Dunf! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!! [Don't! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!]
Joey: Felffffff!!![ Helpppppp!!!]
Bakura: DIE!!!
Kathleen: This is gonna be one long… afternoon. *puts in Good Charlotte CD*
Ryou: I'd bet on it.
Stereo: *starts playing* Oh my love, Please don't cry, I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life…
Yami: Shit. Kat it's too loud for-
Stereo: *very loud music* !!!!!!!
Ryou: ARGH!!! _
Bakura: What the hell is that?! _O
Yugi: Evil punk rock! Helppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!! _
Yami: IT'S TOO LOUD FOR RYOU!!! o
Kathleen: *enjoying the music* WHAT?! ^__^
Yami: IT'S TOO LOUD!!
Kathleen: HUH?
Yami: IT'S TOO LOUD!!!
Kathleen: WHAT?! SPEAK LOUDER!
Yami: RYOU! TOO LOUD!
Kathleen: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Yami: *straining his voice* IT'S TOO LOUD! O
Kathleen: *turns music off* What?
Yami: *in a raspy voice* Music… too loud… for Ryou. *faints*
Kathleen: YAMI!
Ryou: *obviously can't hear anything* What? What happened?
Bakura: What was THAT?
Yugi: Punk… rock… *faints too*
Bakura: THAT WAS DA BOMB!
Kathleen: I know! Good Charlotte rocks!
Ryou: Huh? What?
Bakura: Too bad the others can't appreciate it. Oh well. Their loss.
Kathleen: *forgets about Yami and Yugi* YUP! LET'S PLAY IT AGAIN!
Bakura: *turns on stereo*
Stereo: I ripped out his throat, And called you on the telephone to take off my disguise just in time to hear you cry when you… mourned the death of your bloody valentine… the night he died!!!
Bakura: *rocking his head to the music* WAHOO! *turns volume to the highest*
Kathleen: YEAH! *bounces around like she's in a sugar rush* LET'S GO LOOK FOR MORE CANDY!
Bakura: YEAH!
Both: *run outside leaving 2 fainted spiky haired boys, a deaf Ryou, 2 tied up, gagged, beaten up boys and a very loud stereo not caring anymore and about to go sugar high again*
*after they raided the markets of their candy*
Bakura: CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!!!
^______________________________________________________________________^
Kathleen: CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!!! ^______________________________________________________________________^
Yami: *just revived and turned off the stereo* You two look… happy.
Kathleen: *nods head really fast* Youshould'veseenitYami! Weraidedwaltermart,supermartandallthoseothermartstoo! ^_______________________^
Bakura: YeahPharoah!Youshould'vebeenthere! TheseguardstriedtostopusbutIsentthemtotheshadowrealm! ^_______________________^
Yami: Uh… sure. I put Yugi and Ryou upstairs. They're sleeping. Well Yugi is. Not sure about Ryou.
Kathleen: That'sgood! ^___________________________________________________^
Bakura: Noannoyingpestsnow! ^____________________________________________^
Kathleen: YUP! ^________________________________________________________^
Yami: *blinded by the brightness of the smiles* Sure. I'll be going upstairs too if you need me. *goes upstairs*
Kathleen: Okiedokiepanokie! ^_______^ *sugar is starting to wear off*
Bakura: *sugar is still affecting him* Wanna play a game? ^______________________^
Kathleen: Sure!!!!!!! ^________^
*after playing for 2 hours*
Kathleen: *tired from sugar rush* I'll… go upstairs… I'm a bit tired. *walks up the stairs*
Bakura: SURE!!!!!!! ^_______________________________________^ *still as spunky as ever* Maybe Joey and Tristian will play with me! LA LA LA LA LA! *skips into the kitchen* Hey guys!
*muffled screams and yelps*
Upstairs…
Kathleen: //Tired… need a place to sleep…// *looks at attic door and stairs and thinks it's her rooms door and stairs* //There's my room…// *goes into the attic* //Wow. It's so dusty. When's the last time I cleaned? Oh yeah. A year ago. Gotta get Yami or Yugi to do it… shit!// *stumbles on a golden old looking book* What the hell? *picks up book and examines it closely* *shrugs* Oh well… Maybe I can read it sometime. *lays down on a weird broken hard mattress thinking it's her bed* //Sleep…//
**
Kathleen: This is the first chapter of my 'Crazy days series ^__^ Please review! This is more of a stress relief for me so please bear with it and I promise to add a plot somewhere in here. ^__^
Yugi: Why are you smiling so much?
Kathleen: Dunno.
Yami: Now that you've all seen what I go though everyday please, please help me! Review and at least let me know that my insanity isn't all for just little petty: It's O.K.'s. Please! It's hell in th-
Kathleen: *imitates Nani in Lilo and Stitch* That's enough sugar for you… you little cutie… *punches Yami away* Sorry to all the Tea/ Anzu fans out there. I just don't like her at all. I find her to be an idiot. A very big one that reminds me of Slam Dunk's very own Haruko Akagi. That idiot air head. Tell me if I should add Malik somewhere. Still debating at the S.O.A.B.W.W. [Society of anime bishies, world wide.] weather he's cute enough. Me personally I like him. Evil and cute. Well bye! See ya' next time! ^__^
Bakura: There won't be a next time if you don't give me that fic I'm askin' for!
Kathleen: *ignores Bakura*
Bakura: HEY!
Kathleen: *still ignoring* La…la…la…la…la… *humming to self*
Bakura: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! _"