Dragonien: welcome to my new attempt at this story last time it was flagged and deleted for some unknown reason so this time i have done my best to see that it fits the standards to the best of my ability.

Shikamaru: (grabs card in Dragonien's hand) you just read that off this card...

Dragonien: what do you want from me? I wrote this whole story i think i can cheat on the opening a bit.

Shikamaru: (sigh) your so troublesome. As you all should know by now like all fan fiction we do not own any of the copyrighted stuff but Cory Nick and Randy along with several other characters coming up later do belong to us so please don't sue us or steal them.

Dragonien: (takes card from Shikamaru) you just read that off the back of my card...

Shikamaru: ... ... ... LOOK OVER THERE (runs away)

Dragonien: w...t...f...? anyway ON TO THE STORY!

Genius of Insanity: The Beginning

Chapter 1: And So It Begins

All around them the walls were rippling like water does when you drop a rock in it. The furniture in the room began to melt like candle wax as Cory and Randy scrambled to get to the door before the room lost what little stability it had left. As they ran for the door they didn't seem to notice nick slowly phase away before the room liquefied into a spiraling whirlpool of chaos. Just as they reached the door the vortex of liquid reality swept Cory and Randy into itself and pulled them into the hole in reality the vortex was draining into. But maybe we should back up a bit. Lets start the day before.

It was a warm august day just like any ofter as randy, cory, and nick were playing game cube at Randy's house. "heehee take that and THAT and THAAAAT!" cory yelled as he beat the crap out of nicks character on One Piece Grand Battle. As Cory was about to do a special on Nicks character both his and Nicks cell phones started ringing. They both answered their phones as Randy started sorting through some conveniently placed mail. Cory hung up his phone and said "hey guys guess what? Apparently i just got accepted to the university of B.A.K.A. Also known as U.B.A.K.A. Not to be confused with Chewbaka." "really? Thats weird so did i" nick said as he hung his phone up. "me too" Randy added as he held up a letter with the university of B.A.K.A. Logo on it. "when do you all leave?" Cory asked. "tomorrow" Randy answered. "Ditto" Nick added.

:The Next Day:

"what an unusual coincidence that all three of us are all in the same dorm room" Nick said as he was glancing at all three of theirs Dormitory assignments that had conveniently come in the mail that morning. "Yes... coincidence." Cory and Randy said in unison both with shifty eyes... ... ... ... ... "As if it was planned by someone... ... ..." Nick added, also with shifty eyes. "yes... planned..." Cory and Randy said in unison again, still with shifty eyes. After a few more minutes of eyes shifting back and forth nick broke the silence by saying "well i guess ill see you guys there." "what do you mean? Aren't you coming with us in Randy's car?" Cory queried. "Nope i got a great deal on a plane ticket from Nick replied. Cory started coughing loudly COUGH product placement COUGH. " Are you ok dude?" Nick asked obliviously. "yea i think i just got something stuck in my throat." Cory quickly replied with his eyes shifting again. "Well we need to get on the road" Randy said, interrupting Cory's shifting case of shifty eyes. "See you later Nick" Cory said to Nick. Nick began walking toward the sunset with sad music playing in the background. Both Cory and Randy were waving goodbye to Nick as he slowly walked toward the horizon. As Nick was almost out of sight Randy leaned over toward Cory. "wasn't it noon like 5 minutes ago and when did we get outside?" Randy whispered to Cory. "Shhhh" Cory replied.

:After a very long car ride filled with Weird Al songs:

"Finally we're here" Cory said with a loud yawn as he stepped out of the car. "see i told you my car could get us here" Randy said proudly while patting the hood of his car with his palm. As Randy's hand hit the car's hood his car split in half and began issuing large clouds of smoke from the remains of it causing Cory to have an anime style sweat drop. Randy was trying to put the pieces of his car back together with a waterfall crying effect. "You better hurry hurry up Randy before i get the top bunk." Cory yelled back as he started to run toward the dorm rooms. This apparently caught Randy's attention because as soon as Cory had said that Randy ran off toward the dorm rooms at Mach 2.

:After a very destructive race through the campus:

Cory and Randy were observing their room with an awkward look as they watched Nick hang drapes over the windows. With the power of major sweat dropping action behind them Randy and Cory walked over to nick and tapped him on the shoulder. "What do you want?" Nick asked in a rude tone. "Thats not a very nice way to talk to your roommates." Randy said. As soon as Randy said that Nick tensed up and started to slowly started to turn around. When he was turning around cory asked "what the hell are you doing?" "Uh decorating?" Nick replied with a nervous smile. "Right..." said Randy. "Well... DIBS ON THE TOP BUNK!" Cory yelled. "OH NO YOU DONT!" Randy yelled back. This caused a massive argument to start between Randy and Cory and since he didn't want to get involved Nick sat down so he could finish reading his book. Just when nick was on the last paragraph Cory and Randy looked over and saw the cover of the book nick was reading. It looked like a sticker was hanging off the edge of the title where it said Dimensional Rape for Dummies. Nick quickly realized that the sticker was coming off and quickly pressed it back on so now the title was Dimensional Manipulation for Complete and Total Morons. Randy and Cory looked at each other and yelled "RUN!".

All around them the walls were rippling like water does when you drop a rock in it. The furniture in the room began to melt like candle wax as Cory and Randy scrambled to get to the door before the room lost what little stability it had left. While they ran for the door they didn't seem to notice nick slowly phase away before the room liquefied into a spiraling whirlpool of chaos. Just as they reached the door the vortex of liquid reality swept Cory and Randy into itself and pulled them into the hole in reality the vortex was draining into. They both tried to swim out but the current was too strong and it pulled them under as darkness enveloped them.

Dragonien: well did you like it? I spent over an hour revising the original one into this please review it.

Shikamaru: stop begging.

Dragonien: NEVER! NOT until I GET AT LEAST 5 REVIEWS!

Shikamaru: Just great people please just review so he will shut up.

COMING SOON:

Genius of Insanity:The Beginning

Chapter 2: The Insanity Begins