What if the Joker would have accidently crashed the wrong party…

… and landed in a party of Austrian Gypsies

#) Remember that terrified looking guy with the Hand-Grenade at the "We made it." elevator scene?

I assume him being in his 60ies or 70ties .

If its an Austrian, he did grow up during or post World War 2, so you have at least not to worry about him jerkily dropping that thing- he probably knows how to handle suddenly occurring explosives in your hands while doing daily life chores since the age of 5.

(Thanks to my grandpa for this hint who at the age of 73 enjoys watching us-american superhero movies with us )

#) The party crowd would assume that the Joker actually IS tonight's entertainment .

(or just Uncle Ion who wants to cover up for being late the funny way and who is already a´lil drunk from after-church- meet up with his buddies)

#) The Jokers suit wouldn't be the most colourful garment at this party… WAY not.

#) Yellowish teeth wouldn't make him outstanding either.

(I have just to admit it: Smoking a package of SMART everyday does a thing to your ivories- but at least not mine though ^^ )

#) Shrimp-and Cherries on a toothpick and a stack of wine-glasses prefilled with fizzy-stuff ? THE HELL?! it's grilled animal with a knife in it for self service and one glass per guest and evening which you are going to refill yourself at the "bar" aka the table where the red-wine and Schnapps bottles are staked up .

#)At the Batman/Joker/Henchman fighting scene:

Cousin Ion, other Cousin Ion and Uncle Ion would make space for the kids so they get a good view too … YES, there would be kids at the party! They would enjoy themselves and besides of having a nice story to tell in school, it wouldn't do definitely any harm to them- it didn't do to any of us

Just grab your kid an try it out yourself;)

There is- and will be- always a Unce Ion ….