Kamkam's Random Randomness Thingy!
One day, Kami, Keika, Kami's dog Jake, and Kari were walking along a river bank. All of the sudden an alligator came up to the surface.
It said (yes it can talk...don't ruin my dreams!), "Kari Kamiiiiya, you are the chosen Gator Queeeeeen!"
Kari responded, "I can't be Dairy Queen? Darn, I wanted to meet Dennis the Menace, ya know??"
Kami, Keika, and Jake watched this from a distance. Then, out of nowhere, Halley-Bopp the Comet fell on Kari.
Jake, Kami, and Keika dragged Kari's body to a chop shop *ahem* hospital. Jake, being a dog, was doing most of the work.
"You know what? I expect to be paid for this. Not with those skimpy lil gay Milk Bones, but I want real moolah here! You know how mad it makes me to see you givin' me imitation meat biscuits? Sitting. For no reason!" Jake said.
"Fine. Bacon okay?" Kami said.
"BACON?! IIIIIIIIIIIT'S BAAAAACON!!!" Jake said, wagging his tail.
Kami whispered to Keika, "It's not bacon, it's 'Beggin` Strips.'"
Finally, they arrived at General Hospital. They saw Luke and Laura making out.
"Ew, old people are kissing!" They looked back. Kari had awoken.
Jake kicked a rock back to hit her head. She went unconscious again.
"Um...let's go somewhere else..." Keika suggested. So they kept walking til they got to "99 cent health care."
"Hey, I have a dollar in my pocket! I WAS going to buy a Dr. Pepper with it though..."
Nevertheless, they walked up to the door at the clinic. Kami walked in with her dollar, ready to put it on the counter. She looked to her left, and there was a coke machine.
"DP, Kari, DP, Kari..." Kami thought.
Kami walked out of the clinic with a Dr. Pepper in her hand.
Walking again, the foursome went into a bar. Why did the dog, 2 crazy girls, and a hoe go into a bar? Because they are all under my control, MWAHAHA!
Jake hopped up onto the bar.
"I wanna margarita!"
The bartender responded with "I'm sorry, but you look underage."
"Ey, I'm in my early forties in dog years!"
"We go by human years in here."
"You suck!"
So they walked on. Kari had awoken in the bar, given a few crackheads some lapdances, and they left. Kari was walking on her own, but she was riding on Jake's back. They all started singing the theme song from "George of the Jungle." Kari kept getting words wrong, so George himself confronted her, and slammed her into a tree. Aeka from Tenchi came to Kari and slapped her for out sluttifying her. Kami got a jack hammer and chased Aeka away.
Jake got tired of carrying Kari. He sat and let her fall off.
"Do the Dew, Keika."
"Okay, Kami."
She got a bead of dew and flung it onto a wall.
"There, Dew all done."
Kami picked up Kari and bent her arms back. She sat on her back and told the other 2 to get on. Kami pushed off of the top of the street on a hill, and the 3 rode down on the Kari sled. By the time they got to the bottom, Kari's shirt and chest had been grated off.
Is this the end? Will Kari ever be able to give lapdances again? Will Kami be up to writing the next part?
Find out next time (if there will be one) on...
RANDOMNESSAGEISM!
One day, Kami, Keika, Kami's dog Jake, and Kari were walking along a river bank. All of the sudden an alligator came up to the surface.
It said (yes it can talk...don't ruin my dreams!), "Kari Kamiiiiya, you are the chosen Gator Queeeeeen!"
Kari responded, "I can't be Dairy Queen? Darn, I wanted to meet Dennis the Menace, ya know??"
Kami, Keika, and Jake watched this from a distance. Then, out of nowhere, Halley-Bopp the Comet fell on Kari.
Jake, Kami, and Keika dragged Kari's body to a chop shop *ahem* hospital. Jake, being a dog, was doing most of the work.
"You know what? I expect to be paid for this. Not with those skimpy lil gay Milk Bones, but I want real moolah here! You know how mad it makes me to see you givin' me imitation meat biscuits? Sitting. For no reason!" Jake said.
"Fine. Bacon okay?" Kami said.
"BACON?! IIIIIIIIIIIT'S BAAAAACON!!!" Jake said, wagging his tail.
Kami whispered to Keika, "It's not bacon, it's 'Beggin` Strips.'"
Finally, they arrived at General Hospital. They saw Luke and Laura making out.
"Ew, old people are kissing!" They looked back. Kari had awoken.
Jake kicked a rock back to hit her head. She went unconscious again.
"Um...let's go somewhere else..." Keika suggested. So they kept walking til they got to "99 cent health care."
"Hey, I have a dollar in my pocket! I WAS going to buy a Dr. Pepper with it though..."
Nevertheless, they walked up to the door at the clinic. Kami walked in with her dollar, ready to put it on the counter. She looked to her left, and there was a coke machine.
"DP, Kari, DP, Kari..." Kami thought.
Kami walked out of the clinic with a Dr. Pepper in her hand.
Walking again, the foursome went into a bar. Why did the dog, 2 crazy girls, and a hoe go into a bar? Because they are all under my control, MWAHAHA!
Jake hopped up onto the bar.
"I wanna margarita!"
The bartender responded with "I'm sorry, but you look underage."
"Ey, I'm in my early forties in dog years!"
"We go by human years in here."
"You suck!"
So they walked on. Kari had awoken in the bar, given a few crackheads some lapdances, and they left. Kari was walking on her own, but she was riding on Jake's back. They all started singing the theme song from "George of the Jungle." Kari kept getting words wrong, so George himself confronted her, and slammed her into a tree. Aeka from Tenchi came to Kari and slapped her for out sluttifying her. Kami got a jack hammer and chased Aeka away.
Jake got tired of carrying Kari. He sat and let her fall off.
"Do the Dew, Keika."
"Okay, Kami."
She got a bead of dew and flung it onto a wall.
"There, Dew all done."
Kami picked up Kari and bent her arms back. She sat on her back and told the other 2 to get on. Kami pushed off of the top of the street on a hill, and the 3 rode down on the Kari sled. By the time they got to the bottom, Kari's shirt and chest had been grated off.
Is this the end? Will Kari ever be able to give lapdances again? Will Kami be up to writing the next part?
Find out next time (if there will be one) on...
RANDOMNESSAGEISM!