teh diktor evil cam bak to lyfe after his ogrinal human centped deid. "i creat teh humun miliped" he sed evilly.

so he begun too go arund teh towne and tryed to get peeps to join his excrement.

"i weel nat jon yu!" sed a human

"why naugt? aksed dr. evil

"becuz u r namd dr. evil so u r osbvisly evil. wut do u tink i am? stooped?" humen sed

"u r rite." sed dr. evil as he truned and strated to leaf. but he didnt cuz he was EVIL (ofcourse) and used poshun on person dan mad them feel asleep. "hahaha" he sed as he put teh persona into his persan bag.

so dr. evul capruted some moar peeple and brot tem all bak to he labratree. he bugen to use masheenry to start turn peeple into teh milped.

soon teh peepl had becum a hummis milapeed nd were nao doktro evil's slav. sudenly a vwrop vwrop nose from outsid alarmd doctor evil who went outsid

he saw a bloo fonpolisepox and got relly angry and strated to yell "WHO IN DIS FONPOLISEPOX?!"

den box open and man with long skraf cam out "i am dr. hu. i am a timlord from galfrey. dis ship is my tardis and it mad of jellybabys"

"burt are you a cop?" sed dr. evil

"NO i am a timlord you fool." sed dr. woo

"but u r aslo dikctor dat is rite? aked dr. evil somwat eviluy

"yes i am a dr." sed tom baker. "i creat tordis form my grnaddatr susan nd her teechers aftar sum evil tashcans took over teh earht or at liest lundon, ingland"

"gud so wark with me!" triuped dr. evil

"okay but r u evil?" aked dr. what

"no. my nam is dr. eivl but i am actauly GOOD"

"oh okay" sed dr. ho as he srated to walk to dr. evil's haus/labtree but as he entred teh lab he gapsed as he saw teh humun miliepd!

"wat ir wrong?" wandered dr. evil to his new bff

"WAT IT THAT?" he told as eh took out soniscrudriver n ponted it at the thingy

"my hummis mileped" laffed dr. evil. "wath dis" and den dr. evil tlod his milepd to go to teh next room and it did. but al was not well for there was then a crush n dr. evil n dr. whoa herd someone OR SOMETHING say EXTREMAINATE n a zap.

they ran into teh rom and scremed as dey saw a robit-thing armed with a PLUNGER N A EGGBEATER

"oh no!" sed dr. hoo "it is a dalik they are retrun to tak over JERMANY dis tiem!"

"we canot let tehm do that, i luv oktoberfest and schmitezel" dr. evil sed valyantly

"YOU CANNOT DEFEET ME DR. WHOOOOOOOO" sed dalik "I WILL EXTREMEINATE YOU" nd ne zepd his eggbearer at dr. ? nd dr. died

"NO YOU BASTURD ROBIT! U KILLED MY BFF WE WAS GONA GET MARRYED AND STFF!" dr. evil elled with ANGER as he begun to power up and soon went to powor-ranger/super saying mod.

"EXTREMEINATE" sed tejh dalik to no avale

"you cannot defeet me anymore dalik!" dr. evil sed as he picted dalik up anad crushed it in his hands. he den brouthe dr. whu bak to lyf."

"tanks frend" sed doctor hou "wanna go to galfrey wit me nd meet me grnadater susan?"

"she hot?" asked dr. evual

"she is 15 u prevert!" dr. hoh slaped dr. evil

"but it's aotnther planet so it okay." explanmed dr. evil

"oh ten yes she sis."

as teh two of them wlkaked back to teh fonpolisepox, dr. evil sudennyl was thought if he shood creat a timlord centped out of dr. how nd susan. he desied not to becaue that wood be to mean becuz dr. who was his now bff and bffs dont trun others into humin centepds.

in teh end, dr. evul was filly intreged into galfrey sositey nd eventully married susan nd becam dr. who's son-in-wall nd went on mor adventures in teh tards and did many tinhgs like stoped teh daleiks once and for all and savved eart a lot.

FIN