A little Yaoi themed crossover between Leon of resident evil and Dante of devil may cry; it's set a few months after Resident evil 4 and based around the devil may cry anime. As I have said before I know I'm not that good but whatever. Hope you like it.

Dante put his feet upon his desk and sighed, when was Morisson going to get here he said he wanted to talk to me and finally give me a paycheque, business has been slow lately and at this rate I might have to sell some of patty's clothes that Lady got her, well that would prove a difficult task as she never parts with them, keeps them hidden for some strange reason when she is wearing something different like her night gown.

He looked at patty who was trying to get that wreck of a television to work as her show is going to come on soon.

"When is Morisson going to get here, I need him to fix the TV because my show is going to start" Patty said in a huff as she slunk down next to Dante's desk looking up at him. Dante looked up at the clock,

"11:55 almost 12 he is half an hour late, shit" Dante lit his cigarette "last one" he said staring at his cigarette, he took a drag and stared back at patty. Se pouted her lips and looked at Dante with big puppy dog eyes "can we please get a new TV" Dante huffed and took another drag of his cigarette "I would if I had the money, now go entertain yourself somehow" Dante gestured away from his desk.

"Your mean!" Patty whined as she stood and stomped to the door where it swung open with Morisson standing there waving "Hi everyone, I have arrived"

"At long last" Dante finished looking up at the man who calls himself his agent.

"Please help fix the TV again" Patty whined again tugging on Morisson's coat jacket.

"I will but first I have a pleasant surprise" Morisson exclaimed clapping his hands together smiling.

"What is it" Patty questioned excitedly.

"Hopefully a paycheque" Dante said as he looked down tapping his fingers on his leg in a calm rhythm.

"Well what I brought is just as good and I have gotten you a paycheque Dante just have patience; don't you have faith in me my friend?" Morisson placed a slip of paper on Dante's desk and turned to the door; Dante picked up the slip of paper and eyed it carefully.

"100 bucks, couldn't you have gotten more I have worked my but of you know" Dante stretched and placed the slip of paper into his trouser pocket.

"For your information I spent the rest of the money getting this man here, so be grateful of me will ya" Morisson pointed has arms at a young man about 5'10, small built and slender, he wasn't scrawny as he had quite a bit of muscle on him but not too much. He had dirty blonde shortish hair with a long side swept fringe; Dante noticed the two guns in his holsters and a big knife in a side holster.

"The names Leon Scott Kennedy nice to meet you" Leon smiled at Dante and at patty who was in awe at the new face in the room.

"I have assigned him to be your new partner" Morisson stated smiling also. Leon stood up immediately "Hell no I don't have partners you know that" Dante said with his hands planted firmly on his desk.

"What about Trish sh-" Morisson didn't finish "Don't bring her into this" Dante argued shaking his head as patty just stood in the corner cradling a fluffy pink stuffed rabbit to her chest. "I think it is a good idea Dante as you two can maybe get more money if you work together" Patty told Dante stepping out of her corner still clutching her bunny close.

"I'm sorry if I offended you... Dante was it but we have to learn to get on". Leon stood closer to Dante's desk with Morrison and patty looking from behind. Dante sat back down again putting his feet upon the desk "Fine but you owe my big time" Dante pointed at Morisson.

"Then it's done, Leon you will be staying here at devil may cry with Dante and patty until further notice" Morisson's smile grew wider as he had gotten Dante to agree, well sort of agree to his proposal. Leon nodded as he went to the car to get his bags. Leon came back with two dark green and black Duffle bags placing them on the couch on the other side of the room.

Dante got up and walked up to Morisson and Leon. "So what is so special about him that made you hire him?" Dante asked looking at Leon from head to foot and back up again to meet his deep blue eyes. Morisson circled both Leon and Dante.

"Well Dante Leon here is a hireable agent who usually works for the government, he was part of the T-Virus outbreak in racoon city a while back he barely escaped, remember on the news" Dante nodded, "So he was for hire so I thought why not he has dealt with all sorts of zombies, demons and monsters also he was the one who rescued the president's daughter, so I think he is just perfect for this job description don't you think". Morisson stopped and looked Dante "I suppose" Dante responded half heartedly. Patty stood and ran up to Morisson.

"Now can you fix the TV" Patty pleaded looking up at Morrison "of course" Morisson walked over to the wreaked TV and started to fix it to the best of his abilities. Dante looked at Leon.

"The room upstairs on the far left will be your room, make yourself comfortable" Dante pointed to a room upstairs, and Leon just smiled, grabbed his bags and walked into the room shutting the door behind him.

"Morisson is he as mean and obnoxious as Dante" Patty asked as Dante shot daggers at her from across the room. "No Patty my dear he is actually a nice guy when you get to know him, I'm sure you will all be the best of friends in no time". Dante huffed at that statement as if to say 'Yeah right', "Well I'm going to have a nap" Dante yawned and reached his arms up stretching them before he lay on the couch falling sound asleep.

Short chapter, I know rite I just felt like stopping it there so I hope it Wasn't that bad was it?. :3