BIRTHDAY PRESENT
SHI: Well, it's just a random story that I wrote last Friday night. And... I want to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!!!!!" (ah, I'm late) but unfortunately, he's just a manga character.. TT
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN DEATHNOTE. If I did, Matt will appear more than 50 panels in manga and he'll be my husband. -EVIL LAUGH- Arrrrghhh -KILLED BY RABID MATT FANGIRLS-
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2/1/2008
What? Is there anything special in that day? HELL YES. It's Matt's birthday. Yeah.. I'm kinda late to upload this story...
IN MELLO & MATT'S APARTMENT...
Mello: Maaaaaaaaaaaaattt!!! (enters the room) Hey Ma--- -LOUD CRASH-
Matt: (playing his PSP) What's up? Hey, why are you lying down here?
Mello: I'm not lying down, STUPID! I'm falling! Aww.. WHO PUT THIS FUCKING PS3 BOX HERE??? (kicks the box)
Matt: Me! XD Ew! Don't kick it! The PS3 still inside the box! (hugs the box)
Mello: (looks arround the room) Hey, what happened with this room? Have you been playing games here for more than 7 hours without noticed this damn room?!
Matt: Maybe? I'm too busy. I want to defeat this final boss. (continues his game) Aw..! Crap.
Matt: ...who care... BTW! I have a present for you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MATT!! (shows a present)
Matt: Wow! Sweet! Thank you! er... what's this?
Mello: OF COURSE IT'S A CHOCOLATE! SPECIAL EDITION! MINT FILLED CHOCOLATE! WITH ALMOND TOO!!!! IT DELICIOUS!
-SILENCE-
Matt: Uh...Mel... thanks, but if you like, you can eat it.
Mello: Really?? YEAAAAAAAAAAH XD
-CRUNCH-
-CRUNCH-
Matt: ...he bought it for me or himself..? -.-"
-SOUND OF DOOR OPENED-
-TAPTAPTAP-
Shi: Hello Matt!!!! Hello Mello!!! (it rhymes! Haha) -LOUD CRASH- Aww! Who put this box here? DX
Matt: Me! (again)
(WHAT? WHY SHI APPEARS??)
(IT'S MY FANFIC, SO SHUT UP:D)
Mello: Hey! Why she comes here and WHO THE HELL'S SHE?
Matt: She is Shi...(wow, it rhymes again XD) A person who wrote this story... (takes out a cigarette)
Shi: YES! I'm SHI! And I come here to say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!--Hey! DON'T SMOKING IN FRONT OF ME! (throws his cigarette)
Matt: (takes out other cigarette)
Shi: (throws it)
Matt: (takes out other cigarette)
Shi: (throws it)
Matt: (takes out other cigarette again)
Shi: AAAAAAHH! How many cigarettes do you have????????????????
Matt: (smirks)
Mello: ...(takes bite his chocolate bar)
Shi: Oh! I almost forget! I want to give you a present. HERE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (gives him a present)
Matt: Wah! Thanks! I glad you give me...uh...CHOCOLATE AGAIN??? D8
Shi: It's valentine chocolate. I give you it as birthday present!
Matt: But... It's not Valentine's day yet. Today is Feb 1st!
Shi: Ow, c'mon.. just few days early (hey! That's too early!) It's February, isn't it? Month of love!!! (WHAT? I said that??)
Mello: If he doesn't like it, i'll eat it!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAHHH! (bite the chocolate like a shark attacks human)
Matt: o.o Wa!! don't bite my arm too!
Shi: Aaaah!!! Mello! HOW DARE YOU---GIVE HIM BACK HIS FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE!!
Mello & Shi: (fights)
-CRASHBOOMCRACKTHUDCRASHBANGCRACK-
(WHAT KIND OF SOUND EFFECT IS THAT?)
(HEY! I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!)
Matt: AGH! Stop fighting! XO
-CRASH- (sound of PSP crushed)
Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SWEETY PSP! (shock)
Mello: Heah! I WIN!!! (takes out the chocolate and acts like a WWE smackdown winner)
Shi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 80
-Shi and Matt screams "NOOO" together-
Mello: Hey! Stop screaming like that! (takes bite the chocolate)
Shi: But...the present...o.o -sobs-
Mello: ...
Shi: -sobs-sobs-sobs-sobs-sobs-the present...-sobs-sobs-
Mello: ...
Shi: -SOBS-SOBS-SOBS- (sad music)
Mello: ...FINE! Why don't you make something else as Matt's birthday present????? I'll help you but if you STOP CRYING!! OO"
Shi: REALLYREALLYREALLY? (puppy eyes)
Mello: ...uh... yes... shit.
Shi: Yay!! then.. help me to make something. What if... CAKE! Do you like cake, Matt? BIRTHDAY CAKE:3
Matt: ...yeah...TT (mourns his "dead" PSP)
Shi: I'll use your kitchen! HERE, DAMN-CRAZY-CHOCOLATE-EATER!
Mello: -mumble-mumble-mumble- (follows her)
-TAPTAPTAP-
-SILENCE-
Matt: Hey... both of you can baking or cooking, eh? Try not to explode the--
-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-
Matt: O.O .. kitchen...
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SHI: ...owari? " yeah, I really bad at baking and cooking. (smirks)
BTW, thanks for reading this! Hontou ni arigatou!!!o
umm..review?