Thomas is a blue tank engine who is blue. He is a cheerfully cheeky engine with 6 whiling wheels, a short fuming funnel, a short bubbling boiler, and a short dangerous dome. One day he was dangerously stopping in the middle of the main line because the author of this story clearly hasn't done any research whatsoever. "I am Thomas I'm the best! I am better then the rest!" Puffed Thomas perkily. Suddenly a random pony came out of nowhere for the sake of the plot. "Hello pony! I am Thomas the number one! I can't think of any puns!" Thomas tooted. The pony smiled and used her powers of deus ex machina to teleport away. "That was odd that was scary it was worse than horrid Harry!" Said Thomas. "Who's Horrid Harry?" Asked his driver. "SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST!" Shouted Thomas *insert adjective that starts with "T"* Just then a prancing purple engine puffed perkily up and peeped with its whooshing whistle. "Hello I'm Ryan I am bold I don't know what to be told" he said. Thomas and Ryan both blew up bravely... The End!