"Hey, douche bag, get up. We're going shopping."

Sebastian rolled over and groaned, throwing a pillow at the knock at his door. "Shut up, Sugar. Go away."

"Not a chance!" Sugar said, opening his door and coming in. "You said you would go shopping with me today. I need new panties for my date."

Sebastian rolled over to face his sister and raised his eyebrows. "Ooh! New undies. Finally going to do the deed, my angelic sister?"

Sugar scoffed, throwing her purse on the floor and jumping onto the bed next to Sebastian. "Just because your relationships are connected to the on/off switch on your dick does not mean mine are too!"

"Of course they're not, baby sister," he said, patting her leg, "Only because you don't have a dick!"

She laughed and rested her head against his pillow. "Please, Sebastian!" she rolled over and put her arm around his waist, pulling him close to her, planting kisses on his cheeks.

"Ugh! Stop!" he said, trying to wriggle out of her grasp. Sugar giggled and held him tighter, wrapping both of her arms around him and kissing him everywhere. "Stop, stop!" he said, giggling, "Okay! Okay, fine! I'll go shopping with you!"

"Yay!" Sugar said, letting him go and clapping, "Come on, get up!"

Sebastian smirked, "You sure you want me to get up?"

"Ugh, oh my god, Sebastian. Get dressed! Let's go!"

"Fine!" Sebastian said, throwing the covers off of him and getting up, completely naked. He walked over to his bathroom, shaking his hips. "Still embarrassed about seeing naked boys, Sug?"

"Not since I turned six!" she said, grabbing her purse. "I'll meet you downstairs."