Here is Doctor Zoidberg with the disclaimer.
Dr.Zoidberg: Vootvootvootvoot. Well, Osiro-san doesn't own and will
probably never own me, or any of the characters he uses, including me, because
he doesn't have my lobster-like tenacity!
Backstage mumbling
Dr.Zoidberg: What is this! I don't own them!?! Not even me? This is a
disgrace! Vootvootvootvoot.
Read on!
Vegeta-sei, 1/1/3000
2200 hours
Dear stupid piece of shit,
I, Vegeta, The Prince of All Sayajins, am being forced to write to a piece of paper! Well, not any more!
Ki ball shaped scorch mark
Mwhahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!
Vegeta, Prince of all Sayajins
Vegeta-sei, 2/1/3000
Dear diary,
Dad heard the ki ball last night. Now I have to write down what is going on every day, or Dad will stop me eating for A WHOLE HOUR!
Shudder
Well, I'd better get started, or Dearest Father will get angry.
Today, we had a contest in the playground, and saw who could make the biggest ki ball. And I beat all those bakas hands down! But they made me rebuild the playground after I destroyed it. For that, I have to do something to those Asses. They will pay, or my name is not Vegeta, Prince of all Sayajins!
Phew. Being evil to a book really takes it out of you. I'm gonna go and steal some candy from puny babies (To instil fear. Not for the candy. Crosses fingers)
Vegeta, The Scheming Prince
What do you think? If it has been done already, could you please send me the link? (Or at least tell me). Hopefully it will get more exciting.
Thanks,
Osiri-San