Sakura v Karin/ AU / Contains Karin killing/ I love Karin, but it's for the fun of the story~~~
Post-War, Sasuke is back and Naruto is Hokage.
Nothing serious, just poking a little fun at our Sasuke fangirls
Disclaimer: Naruto(c) belongs to Masashi Kishimoto
-zetsuboukatt
"Give up, Sasuke is MINE" Karin looked down at the pinkette, "You'll never win."
"We'll see..." Sakura said, "This can only be settled with...
...
...
A battle!"
The pink-headed girl proudly pulled out a worn-out forehead protector, as if it were some medal, "I've got his old Konoha forehead protector!"
"I've got his sweaty top!" The red head challenged.
"Well, I've got a home-made Sasuke doll! :P" Sakura showed off the mini Uchiha.
"I've got his sweaty shirt" the bright red Uzumaki whipped out another dirty Uchiha shirt.
"I've got Sasuke-kuns' work books from school!" Sakura summoned books printed with "Uchiha"
"I've got a sweaty jacket!" Karin smirked, throwing a jacket before Sakura
"I've got a shuriken Sasuke-kun used to use!" the shuriken flew past, barely missing the red-heads cheek.
"Pathetic. Wrist bands!" Pleased, Karin adds another piece of clothing to the pile.
"What's up, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaadies?"The loud-mouthed blonde Hokage curious about the commotion while the girls continued to pull "merchandise" from every pocket and bag possible...
"SHUT UP! I'm trying to win Sasuke-kun!" Karin and Sakura yelled in unison.
"I've got a photo with Sasuke-kunnnn " Sakura cradled the framed picture of Team Seven from Genin times.
"I've got his used bandages from his head injuries," Karin waved the cloth in front of the cherry's face.
"Look! Look! Sasuke, LOOK! Sakura-chan and your ex-girl from Oto-gakure!" Naruto pointed, dragging the impossibly unimpressed raven-head along
"Godammit, she was never…" Sasuke's eyes rolled so hard they almost fell out of their sockets,
Villagers gradually began to gather around, attracted by the mini storm taking place in the village center..
"Uh... I've got... I've got..." Sakura desperately searched her pockets and bags
"-cough-" Suigetsu subtly pushed her a little tuff of "stuff", before edging back into the crowd.
"I've got this!" Sakura thrust forward, and suddenly realized it was Uchiha hair... = / =
Sasuke: "Where the-?...=A=" while the Hoozuki walked past, whistling in a not-suspicious-at-all-way.
Karin: "I got his pants!"
Sakura: "WHAT."
Everyone: "what."
Sasuke: "Wait, what."
= =""""
Sasuke: " .KI. " The Uchiha's glare almost shot kunai at the Hoozuki
Sakura: "Well... I've got sasuke-kuns' rope thingy..?"
"my BELT?!" Sasuke glared, attempting (and failing) to keep his pants up.
Naruto : "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... So it was a beeeeeeeeeelttttt..." – looking as innocent as innocent could be.
***A month later...****
Sakura: "I'm married to Sasuke-kun!" Sakura smiled
Karin: "I got his akatsuki coat~"
***Another month later...***
Sakura: "I'm pregnant... with Sasukes' child " Sakura called out the window down to the Karin.
Karin: "Sucks to be you, I've got his vest! Jealous?"
Sakura: "Didn't Sasuke-kun throw that out the other day?.."
***And another month later...***
Karin carefully stepped down from the window, into the Uchiha Mansion, "I'm going to.."
Deep crimson, glaring orbs, "Nothing but a burden."
He stabs her, she dies.
Everyone lives happily ever after.
-End
Don't get me wrong, I love Karin, she's amazing 3 It's all just for fun :)
Thanks for reading, your time is muchly appreciated ^^
Review and tell me if it got a laugh out of you or not (if you have time)~ !
-zetsuboukatt