A/N : Shithead Corporation
Another Wife
My name is Yolda, I'm Tatsumi's second wife, and from today I'll stay here, because I was pregnant and I don't know where to live, I need your help! Said the blonde woman, kneeling in front of Tatsumi's family. Oga, Hilda, Beel, Misaki and his parents frozen. What's going on? They though inwardly.
Hey, what are you doing women? Why you acting such as my wife before my family? What's the game you're getting at, ha? Oga screamed in shock. While other families are still frozen, especially Hilda.
So- so you denying me and this child? Said the woman began to glazed
How could you do it to me, Tatsumi? After all effort I gave to you, after you enjoying the hot body of mine, you coward! Huhuhuu, she said again spilled by tears.
Oga stunned again, as well as the entire family. Hilda still in shock and said nothing, her heart bursting, her blood has boiled, her face flushed. What is this feeling? She thought.
If that mean I'm really good for nothing, I'd rather die! She said again with a louder cry, cry, cry, the floor going wet. Even Furuichi has slipped. What'cha doing here creeepzzz!
Hah, really? Just do it, I don't mind" Oga laughed evily
But his parents and Misaki has another perception of this, now they stared at Oga with a murderous aura.
Eh! Oga silent in instan
TATSUMIII! Misaki shouted angrily as she flying to the roof and stepped on Oga's head.
You bastard, underhanded disgusting pervert! How could you let your second wife who was pregnant with your filthy sperm, hanging around and doesn't know where to go! And now you let her to suicide! You really unforgivable ass, quick apologize! Misaki shouted again grabbed his collar. Shaking his little brother.
Heyy! She is lying, Sis! This whore is lying? Does you believe her than me? I'm your brother! Oga protest bathed in sweat.
Of course, I'm! And I don't care who you are! Look this woman she's a lot like Hilda, you must be very fond of harassing a beautiful blonde woman just like she and Hilda you horny bastard" Misaki said angrily.
You hear that? Misaki doesn't even care with our sibling relationship, and now she barking on her side, a strange women she just meet! What a traitorous sister? Oga though in amazement.
Shut up, parrot? This whore and that damn women wasn't my wife at first place? They are just ... Oga's protest cutted when a strong hand grabbed his hair and forced him to kneel. Yes it was his father's hand.
I should apologized for this loser,Yolda san! We welcoming you as well as Hilda" Oga's father said as he continued to kneel and forcing his son to knelt.
Get off me old man, I say get off! Oga grinned, but suddenly another hand gripped his head and forced him kept kneeling. It was his mother's hand.
Get off of me, Mom! Oga yelling again, but suddenly a claw, not hand but claw participating to force him kept kneeling, that was authors one =)
Once again, we are sorry Yolda san! They said as they continued to torturing Oga, by blowing his head to the floor, blow, blow, blow! The floor crashed. Leaving a hole.
Thank you, I'm so helped! Yolda smiled, the tears that had been flooded now was gone as get slammed by wind in second.
Wait, enough of this! I've enough with a damn witch stay in this house, now you are gonna let this whore living here? What's wrong with you, are you lose yer mind? Oga protest in anger, he never talking so much like this before.
But now it's really a fuckin wrong situation, he needed to explain this Mrs. Trouble maker to them. But all of Konoha's villagers know it well, that Tatsumi's family such a bunch of ass, talking with them just wasting your energy as talking with a tombstone. A tombstone of ass for sure.
Tatsumi raising a white flag, after fighting against his mom as big mom of Yonkou, his father as Orochimaru, and his sister as Echidna from Black Cat.
So today Yolda officially lived with Tatsumi's family! The family treats Yolda very well as treating Hilda.
Dinner
So when our grandchild will born, Yolda san? We need a cute baby girl, cus there was a green haired grandson. Oga's mom asked as she glancing to her glasses husband.
Tatsumi and Hilda just about spitting their food out to of corner.
What kind of question is that? I've told you that this women isn't my wife, and she isn't pregnant of my child? Would you all stop predicting every stupid thing inside your mind? Oga going upset and upset.
Tatsumi right! I-I mean Oga was right! This women isn't his wife, mother! Hilda said supporting Oga nervously. He felt odd after calling Oga by Tatsumi, her face blushed when Oga stared at her.
Kheheheh! Nice joke guys, so it is going to be a blonde one, Yolda san! It's match for our beloved Beel kun, she'll be a good fiance for him. Misaki asking or more like deciding. Now Oga and Hilda completely spitting their food.
Inchest! Yeah another shit speaker! Oga raising 2nd white flag.
Eh, uh, engh, maybe a girl! Yolda said hesitantly.
Oh my, we're gonna have a beautiful baby, I'm the luckiest woman ever! Right my man? Oga's mom said as she winked at her husband, her husband nodded and move to tears. On other space Hilda and Yolda just start a qroquet throwing war, and the dinner table has transformed into a battlfield.
Stupid family ever! Oga mumbled
All, hey all, all, allllll! Please listen me a bit, all please… can you all just STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Tatsumi roaring so fuckin loud, and the entire family included Hilda and Beel silent in second for the first time in this cruel world. Tatsumi even can hear sound of a needle fall.
But an incredible reaction come from Yolda, she put her gloved hand to covering her mouth, and her eyes glazed again for the twice time today!
Tat-tat-sumi? Are you really hate me? Am I really unwanted? Nooooooooooo! Yolda began ran like a whore. She ran, ran and ran. And keep running.
What an ass, quick after her fags! Oga's father said as he kicking Tatsumi's head so hard!
What an unlucky asshole, I'm! Tatsumi thought in top level of stress as he starting to after "The Lost Whore" with his skateboard. Is he Tony Hawk?
Bed Time
But Tatsumi can't find that demon, he has searching high and low on every inchies of corner in this town, but that girl just like has been eaten by Gozzila.
I hope that's really happen! Tatsumi thought as he made his way back to home. At home, suddenly he hear a voice coming from his room. He walking towards his room gonna checking what's going on.
Like hell you a little shit! How could you be here, when I'm searching you out there, dammit! Oga screaming in frustation when he saw Yolda sitting comfortably on his bed. He forgot that Yolda is a transdimensional demon.
Really? Kyaaaa…You're the hero of mine at all, Tatsumi! Yolda said leapt to Oga, trying to hug Oga with all her might.
Stop it! So what exactly your goals Yolda? Hilda asked, her hand crossed over her chest, just like a police interrogating a thief, yeah a thief who stole her husband! Husband? No no no, I mean a thief who will stole their child! Their? No no no, I mean a thief who tried to interrupting their family! Yeah it's better, family is better, right? Hilda fighting against her mind.
Hmm..I love my Tatsumi, I just want to compete with you! Yolda replied sarcastically as she stared at Hilda. While Oga just put a straight face, he was insane, he hate using his brain to much. And if he trying to do it, he will kill people for sure. But theres no easy-killed guys, he really need Furuichi this time. Where is Furuichi when he needed? Does author not put that dumbass in this series?.
Enough! You think I would believe with your bullshit? You must be planning something! Hilda pointed her finger at her sister angrily.
I've told you Hildegarde, so I don't need to repeat it! Yolda replied simple and but sharp.
They stared at each other with a rivalry aura of darkness and hell. Hilda felt her blood boiled, her heart beating so hard! This feeling again, as met with Kuneida, am I jealous? No, it can't be, she thought.
Can you guys out of my room? I'm really tired with…
Shut up! Hilda and Yolda, shouted together.
O-okay! Just do you what you've to do! Oga crept like a kitten
Oh please, I'm not interested in competing with you just for that fools! Hilda replied trying kept her cold.
Hey, What are you just say, hah? Why I should be dragged into this? Oga grinned, now three auras clashed together in the air creating a tense of atmosphere. Ignoring a sound of people walking upstairs
Oga! I'm going to punishing you, I hear that Yolda san lived here as your second wife! Get out coward! The Great Takayuki come as he kicking the door. But suddenly he crept like a kitten by the sight.
WHAT? The three demon yelling at the asshole.
N-nothing, sorry I'll come at the next chapter! Furuichi said, leaving the room. And the three demons back to their fight after the advertisement.
Ahh that's great Hildegarde, so I don't need get rid of you. Yolda replied, smiling sardonically.
U.P T.O Y.O.U! Hilda said still on killer state.
Oh my Tatsumi, I really miss you! Yolda leapt to Oga again, and hugging him with a shining face.
Hilda who seeing that, trying to act nonchalant and casual as usually, though her heart was burning with the feeling that she really didn't know. But she really want to cry.
Gahhh… Let me go! This house had enough bitcht to to deal with and now you come up with a drama! Oga said in frustration, while trying to get rid of Yolda, but Yolda just like Beel when attached to him. Like a super glue.
Someone hand me a gun, I'll shot my head now! Oga screaming hopeless
Really? But you enjoying it, don't you? Hilda asked, she felt kinda annoyed with the sight.
What dumbass? Oga grinned
What a pervert! Hilda said again. The time passing by, and her jealousy increased, increased, increased at the top level.
Can you stop barking, and help me out from this whore sister of yours?
"Dahhh ... dah" Beel said, agree with his father's bark.
Oga and Hilda stared at each other in very cold expression. Yolda doesn't need to protest about "whore, slut" because she was it.
Ehmm! Tatsumi please don't waste your time with that women, I won't treat you like her! I'll treat you and prince Beel with affection, with love and and my heart, also my whole body is yours! Yolda said sarcastically, glancing at Hilda. Auras sprung back, the atmosphere became quiet.
I won't let your dirty hands to touch my man, I-I mean my master! Hilda said nervously caused by jealousy.
Oh no! but why I felt that he likes me? Right Prince Beel? Yolda stroking his head. Glancing at Hilda again. Yolda really offensive to teasing Hilda.
"Dahhh ... dahhhh". Beel always agree with everything, since he feel happy. Two mothers is better than one, so why not? He thought. Beel lately going insane to :)
Enough it's enough, today made me so mad! I'm tired, I'll sleep and wished I'm never awaken forever! Let's go Beel! Oga felt so upset, moved to his bed.
Got it Hilda, he really hate you now! Yolda said, smiled as she moved toward the bed side next to Oga. Hilda just growling in anger, Oga noticing it but he was over tired to deal with another topic.
Oiii, are you crazy ? I'll sleep with Beel and will always be, so lift your ass now and go to hekkk ... Oga's shout interrupted when Misaki flying again and stepped on his face.
What's the meaning of this? Oga asked in pain while trying to wake up
Listen Tatsumi! From now you're will sleep together, we've thought about it and prepared a bigger bed for you! Misaki said.
They were all astonished by Misaki's words
No, I don't want to sleep with a man who smelled like trash! Hilda's compliment
Oh course? You think I'm willing to sleep with a bitch like you? Oga replied sweetly. They stared fiercely at each other again.
I agreed to sleep with Oga, Misaki san! But not with this woman! Yolda said randomly, glancing at Hilda.
The aura playing around the air, it just about to be a great war without end, never end, never gonna end.
Gezzz .. I know it's hard for you, but you are the wives of these loser, and this is the best way to unifying you! You can't always in this way! Misaki said grabbing the blondes's shoulder. Just like she was full of wisdom. But the two still can't accept it.
What the hell is wrong with this family? Misaki shouted in amazement.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S FUCKIN WRONG! Oga yelled and Misaki gave him a kick as pirze.
Enough, it's late and you have no choice, so good night" Misaki said as he passed away.
Oi ... are you kidding meh? Oga said weakly,
Finally with a new bed, four of them slept together that night! With Oga and Beel at the middle and Hilda on the right side and left side is Yolda. Oga couldn't sleep, he continued to cursed his bad luck until he fall asleep by hands who hugged him gently. the wives hand.
In the morning Oga always wake up earlier than anyone, it was because he had to take care of Beel and get ready for school. He saw two women who-called-wife by his family still asleep, he staring at them for a moment, the two whore really alike when their hair loosed, and they do have a similar emerald-like eyes. Oga was surpised for a moment when a hand pulled his shoulder.
You're awake? Yolda smiled spoiled, pulling his body down to her until the distance between their faces just a few inches. Then Yolda pressed her lips to Oga, they kissed. Oga stunned, his heart pounding so hard, his blood boiled he's about to orgasme (So lame) by looking into Yolda's eyes!
Wh-what are you doing? Oga asked, but before Yolda replied it. Another voice shouted from beside.
Wh-what are you doing? Hilda voice suddenly awared them. Hilda's face reddened, she was angry, her heart seemed to burst away. She felt something had been taken. Her man, yeah her husband really has been stolen by a thief.
Ah you Hildegarde? Of course we're making love, I'm his wife after all! Yolda smirked. Oga get up immediately.
N-no! Isn't like what you think ... she is,,,,! Crakkk! Sound of a bone cracked! Oga had no time to explain when a hard slap landed on his face. Leaving a sharp pain for sure.
You filthy womanizer! Hilda cried in a trembling voice and ran out of the room, she seemed want to cry, yes she definitely was crying when in the bathroom.
No, I can't allow this, I will defending him with my life, I won't let Tatsumi fell to that whore for anything,anything! I say ANYTHING! Hilda thought in tears.
Oga just stunned, What happen with her? Why she so upset? And why she is crying? He thought
Tatsumi, just forget that witch, I'll make a breakfast for you? Yolda said as she kissed Oga's cheek and left out the room.
Oga stunned again, then motionless, then frozen, then his breath stopped, and he died like theres no tomorrow.
"Dahhhh ... dahhh, $# %%^%&*&* (I'll help you papa) Beel said and a yellow flash of electricity shock colored the room.
I'm bored to say it to you, but you really a bastard Oga, why you could do this to me? You've got Hilda, you've got Kuneida, and now you marrying Yolda! Then what about me? What about my girls? Should I be a gay or pedophile just like you're wanted? Furuichi said crying, gripping Oga on the collar. While Yolda and Hilda seems still arguing with each other behind them.
Hey, you think I wanted it? And can you just shut up? You didn't help my problem at all? Oga said.
I couldn't sleep last night, the bed wasn't big enough for us, and it was hot like hell! That was a big problem.
Us? Sleep? Together? Y-you slept with a gothic Lolli and wife stalker and you said it was a problem? Where is the problem? If I could pay you for that believe me, I would! Sometimes I really want to kill you and the author" Furuichi said still crying
Then why Hilda san looks very angry today? And why Yolda san also go to school? Furuichi asked wiping his tears.
Hmmm.. she was enrolled as a student at Ishiyama and from now she would go to school since she was stupid! But for Hilda's behavior I have no idea, meh also confused whether because Yolda kissed meh this morning? Oga replied innocently.
Furuichi passed out and bleeding. Oga continued his journey accompanied by Beel and the two wives.
Sometimes author really want to kill Oga, Takayuki hold on I'll preparing a grave for you! Author said.
Dahhh dahhh Beel singing.
Class
Tatsumi, I'll sit beside you all day! Yolda said as she leaned to Oga's shoulder.
Eh, but! Oga surprised
Hey this is mine, you'd better get out demon, Hilda said
Oi, you're a demon too! Oga muttered
Oh really? Why don't you who just sitting elsewhere, I will be together all day with my Tatsumi! Yolda replied fiercely
And again aura turned into a terrifying atmosphere, lightning, hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunami, earthquake occured together.
Other students dragged with the tense and began to watching a soap
I'M HIS WIFE, and I always sit here, I'm entitled to throw you out, don't let me warn you for the second time! Hilda said with super cold voice
I'M ALSO HIS WIFE! Why should I give up to you? Anyway last night you said you wasn't interested to him! Yolda replied with the same tone.
Wife? Others students thought. Unless Furuichi, he is still crying.
So Oga had two beautiful blonde wives with the same emerald eyes and also the terrifying power" Yuka murmured.
I don't know that bastard was a womanizer like his friend, and the wives are all class.
Nee san would die if see this.
Kuneida suddenly entering the classroom and found something strange. "What is this aura?
What's wrong with Oga kun? She thought, as she sat on her chair.
Why is Yolda here? Aoi asked at Nene
Uh, eh, huh she ... is .. Nene tried to explaining, when a loud shout stinging her ears.
You're impressive Oga kun! You has two blonde wives, I'm saluted at you! Himekawa cheered, greeted by other students.
Oi Oga kun, keep it up! Natsume and Kanzaki grinned raising their thumb
Yo Oga, you're the best, we must fight to celebrate it! Toujo said showing his muscle
Wife? Aoi's face flushed, her chest pounding, sweat flowed freely, and finally she fossilized.
It's hard enough to compete with Hilda, and now Yolda? No, I can't stand anymore, I'll give up! Aoi thought, raising the white flag in surrender.
Are you sure? Nene asked
Yes! Aoi replied
Am I could be your lesbian partner? Nene asked shyly.
Why not? I'm gonna be lesby right now? Aoi said and then they're kissed.
Again all of students sweatdropped by the sight.
The author really a maniac of shit! They thought
While Yolda and Hilda still fight, ignoring all their shouts. Oga just stared at them with his "I-don't-care" expression, he knows if he trying to interfering them, just made the condition became worse and worse, and he was scared too. Furuichi the only one who had the balls to interfering them.
I'll help, I know the solution Oga kun, although this only hurting me more and more" Furuichi said and took another chair and put it at Oga's side.
Now you're can sit down together! Oga in the middle, Hilda san on the left and right side Yolda san. That's all I can do for you! Furuichi said as he continued to cry.
"You creepichi really brilliant, I really appreciated you! Oga said smiling proudly, shaking his best friend's shoulder.
Don't mind it, I'll happy, if I could help you my friend! Furuichi smiled as he cut off his throat.
Other guys sweetdropped, felt kinda sorry to Furuichi.
It was the author's scenario, he was very sadist to put Furuichi as a punch bag in this series! get out, you coward! They shouted together.
That's how they sit together as when they were slept last night. No one wants to budge, no one wants to be defeated. No one wanna die, except Furuichi.
"Dahhhh ... dahhhh"
The stupidass Saotome was absent today, he was die over drunk. Rest in peace man
Lunch time distortion
As usually! Oga, Beel, Furuichi and Hilda at the school roof at the lunch time, even before Beel and Hilda comes to the human world! But the sight looks different now because there is one more demon maid who had ate lunch with them.
Tatsumi, I've made croquettes for your lunch with all my "juice"! Juice? what's the meaning of this? Yolda said leaned to Oga's shoulder, trying to feed him. Oga felt nervous being treated like this.
I-I can feed myself, really" Oga said bathed in sweat. Furuichi just can laughing, yes he laughing because he was totally insane right now.
Tatsumi, I've made croquettes for you too, you'd better eat it, if you don't want to die" Hilda said sweetly
She didn't ever change, Oga thought
A-alright guys, I will eat it! Oga replied nervously and scared to death. Hilda and Yolda give him very sweet smile and the stared at each other again. While on the other side Furuichi was ready to jump out from the roof.
This time to ended my poor life, goodbye the cruel world! he thought desperately.
Finally Oga takes two kinds of croquettes made by Hilda and Yolda. Of course, since Hilda's croquettes taste like a Cyanide and Yolda's croquettes taste like Uranium. It was a biological weapon.
I just felt a blast inside my mouth! Oga thought as he shoved every croquettes to his large mouth.
Just Furuichi who death wanted to taste this trash of crouquettes, no matter it could blow up his head, Oga believe it. But it was to late, Furuichi was jumped out.
"Dahhh ... dabuuuuhhhh"
Never pick a fight you can't win!