Something you don't see everday-Part 1

A Story written by: Cecile and Anne Anime

Disclaimer: We no own, You no sue! Simple enough, Now on with the story!


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Rhonda sat in the park, trying to figure out where she had gone wrong. Up until today she had been the most popular girl in school. How could that fall apart just because of one silly moment? "I'll tell you how Rhonda! Because Stinky is an idiot!!" She said aloud to herself, and she began to think about what had happened that day.


(flashback)

Rhonda was walking the halls right before lunch, making sure that everyone saw her new pants that were "all-the-rage" in Europe. She saw that Stinky had been crying, but decided someone else could console him. She got to the cafeteria, and got in the lunch line.



Meanwhile, unbeknown to her at the moment, Sid, Harold, and Arnold were trying to get Stinky to calm down, or at least Arnold was.

"Please Stinky, you'll be fine, I'm sure you'll find another girl" said Arnold, patting Stinky on the back.

"But she dumped me! Without Gloria I'll just die, die I tell ya!" sobbed Stinky through his tears.



"I'm surprised a fifth grader started going out with him in the first place" Sid muttered to Harold, all Harold did was shrug and go back to eating his sandwich.

"You won't die Stinky, I promise"

"Yeah I will! I'll die, just lay down and --"

"Die like an old dog, yes, I've heard, but you won't die Stinky"

"I guess your right Arnold, but I's still can get over it." He said, wiping his eyes and throwing the napkin into the middle of the floor.

"You will Stinky, I know you will"

"Goodness, I can't believe that they only have meat loaf today, they should have more of a selection. Don't you think so Nadine?" said Rhonda, coming out of the lunch line.

"I guess so Rhonda"

"I mean -- ACK!!" Rhonda had slipped on a tissue that had been strewn on the floor. Everything seemed to be going in slow motion, even the huge ripping sound.

"Ow..." said Rhonda getting up, still in too much shock to be in rage, then she heard then laughing, the whole school, and it was directed towards her. She could hear Sid the loudest, "Did you see that?," he stopped to laugh some more, "Good aim Stinky, you threw that tissue right in Rhonda's path, hehehe, and now she's ripped her new pants!!" He then fell in a fit of giggles. Rhonda looked at Sid, then Stinky, who seemed to be trying to say something, then at the floor, where the dreaded tissue was, then she ran from the room, and the laughter.

(End flashback)



Rhonda sat thinking again, about to cry this time, when she heard a voice. "Hey's Rhonda! I'm glad I found ya! I want ta say that I's is sorry! I didn't ever mean ta -- "

"Stinky! Leave me alone! I never want to talk to you again!!"

"But I's --"

"NO! I'm not going to forgive you Stinky! Ever!" and she ran off.

"Well's I got ta make it up to ya somehow's"



That evening Rhonda had locked herself in her room, vowing never to come out. She decided she could never show herself in public ever again.

"Honey, some kid named Stinky is at the door" her mother called up.

"Tell him to go away."

"Okay princess." her mother turned back to Stinky.

"Sorry kid, she refuses to see you and I must respect her wishes." she said closing the door.

"I's gots to see her somehow." Stinky said pondering and looking around.

"That's it I's got and idear, I can climb up to her balcony." Stinky preceded to climb up on the balcony, he then climbed up the trellis to Rhonda's window. He looked in and saw Rhonda crying on her bed. He tapped three times.

"Who's there?" Rhonda said looking around.

"It's me Stinky, I's needs to talk."

"Stinky what are you doing at my window?"

"I's told you I's needs to talk."

"Fine I guess I can put up with your drivel for awhile." Rhonda said opening the window and letting him in.

"Here's Rhonda I's done made this for ya." Stinky said pulling a tattered card out of his pocket.

"Uh..thanks I guess." She said slightly appalled at the appearance.



'I's sorry for what I's did, I's didn't mean to hurt your feelings, please forgive me-Stinky'



"I's really means it Rhonda, even it I's has to be your servant for life to make it up to you."

"Do you really mean that Stinky?"

"Yes I's does."

"Okay then I guess you could do a few things for me, but if you are going to act as my valet, you need a different outfit. Stinky meet me here tomorrow morning we can go shopping."

"Okey doeky, do I have to climb back down that treeeliess?"

"No Stinky, I'll show you to the door." Rhonda said escorting him downstairs.

"I's shall be your humble servant Rhonda." Stinky said getting on one knee and kissing her hand.

"Uh yeah thanks Stinky, I'll see you later."

"Bye Miss Rhonda." Stinky said as he walked down the street.

"Well at least he is willing to do something sensible to repay me."



The next day, a Saturday, Stinky appeared at Rhonda's front door once more, Rhonda's mother opened it.

"Oh, hello.. uh..."

"Stinky"

"Why yes.. Stinky... Rhonda will be down in a second."

"Why thanks a bunch Mrs. Rhonda's Mom, I'll just be waitin' here then."

"No need, I'm ready, Mother, I'll be back before dinner"

"Goodbye princess, just call if you need more money"

"Why Rhonda! I didn't know's you were royalty!" Rhonda shook her head and started off to the mall.



"Hmmm.... purple just isn't your color, lets try... green." Rhonda was in her element, and surprisingly having a blast.

"Um.. Miss Rhonda? How many more of these shirts am I gonna have to put on?" Stinky asked, going back inside the dressing room with the green shirt.

"Until we get it right!"

"What ever you say, Rhonda"


A few hours and 52 different styles later, Stinky came out of the dressing room one last time.

"Perfect! Chic, yet rugged, and just the right colors too! In fact, it's you!! It's... Miss we'll be getting these."

"But Miss Rhonda...." started Stinky, looking over himself in the mirror.

"No buts Stinky, tis is what we're getting, It's so much of an improvement"

"Ok, whatever ya say" Rhonda had bought Stinky an outfit that looked eerily similar to what he usually wore, only slightly more expensive.



"Okay Stinky, now to do something with that hair of yours."

"But I done cut my hair already"

"Not cut, styled. Luckly my personal hair stylist could get you in."

"But Rhonda I's don't know...."

"You want to make it up to me right?"

"Okey doeky Rhonda, I guess I can get a dolled up for you."

"Trust me Stinky, you're social out look is climbing already." Rhonda opened the door to the salon.


"Trix are you here?" Rhonda called towards the back.

"I'm coming sweetie, oh is this your little boyfriend Rhonda?"

"No he's just a....a.....a friend."

"Call him what you want Rhonda, I'll get Shirl to fix him up."

"She's just kidding about us Stinky, pay no mind to her."

"Okey doeky Miss Rhonda."

"Shirl, Rhonda wants you to fix up her little 'friend.' See what you can do"

"All right Stinky, Trix will do my hair, and Shirl will attempt to fix yours." As Trix shampooed she talked non stop.

"He's such a cutie Rhonda, so tall and handsome, and that accent is adorable."

"I told you he's not my boyfriend."

"Sure thing hun, us hair people know how to keep a secret. Why else you getting him all dolled up for?"

"He's being like a servant to me because he owes me."

"Now that is the most creative response I've ever heard."



Meanwhile Shirl was talking with Stinky. "So kid you got a thing for the princess?"

"I's don't know, I mean I like Rhonda but not in that fashion."

"Well why else you going along with her dolling you up?"

"I owe her because I done embarrassed her in front of everyone"

"Well you must be a sweetie because no guy I've ever known would do that for a girl unless he really liked her."

"I guess I'm just that type a guy" Shirl was just finishing up when Rhonda came over.

"Wow, you look good" stated Shirl with pride.

"Hey! I don't look half bad! Hey Rhonda! Look at me, my hair's all "styled" and everything!"

"You look...." Rhonda was at a loss for words, Stinky looked so good with his hair parted like that.

"Ravishing?" offered Shirl, who was still very proud of her work.

"Handsome?" thought Trix aloud as she can over. Stinky blushed.

"Good" Rhonda decided, leaving Trix and Shirl disappointed.,

"Now I had better be going home, I told mother I'd be home for dinner. Come along Stinky."

"Comin' Miss Rhonda!" he said jumping up after her.

"They sure do make a cute couple" said Trix after they had left.

"Yeah, they just need to realize it now" Shirl laughed and went to see when her next customer would be in.



Once they arrived home Rhonda's father greeted them at the door.

"Well hello dear, who's this you little boyfriend?"

"No dad, he's not my boyfriend, just a friend."

Rhonda's mom called from the other room, "Well does he want to stay for dinner?"

"I'm sure that won't be necessary Mom."

"Miss Rhonda does you wants me to leave now?" Stinky said feeling a little awkward.

"Rhonda it's okay we don't mind if he stays, we won't bring out baby pictures or anything." her dad assured her. Rhonda decided to just give in, her parents were insistent.

"Okay I guess he can stay."

"Really Miss Rhonda? That's mighty nice of ya."

"Sure Stinky, come on we can watch TV till dinner's finished."

"Okey Miss Rhonda." Stinky said following her in.



The phone rang, and Rhonda Aswered it. It was Nadine.

"Hello Nadine."

"Bad news Rhonda they still haven't forgot about the little um....incident."

"Why don't they get a life, is meddling in other peoples lives all they can do."

"I don't know, but I can try to stop them."

"Don't worry Nadine, I've got Stinky to help me fight them."

"But wasn't it Stinky's fault that it happened?"

"Yes and he's so sorry he's agreed to be my servant."

"Rhonda are you sure about that, it seems manipulative."

"I won't hurt him Nadine, just get him to act as a bodyguard/ valet. I even got him some more stylish outfits"

"Rhonda are you sure you are feeling okay, you seem excited about clothes shopping with Stinky."

"I just like clothes and fashion that's all." "Sure Rhonda, well I've got to go eat dinner, bye"

"Bye Nadine."



A few minutes later dinner was ready.

"Aww. too bad, This is one of the only epi-sode's of "Yo Ernest" that I ain't seen, it's about that Stan fellow, and I only ever get to see the first half of it."

"Hmm, I heard that Arnold has them all on tape, maybe you could borrow it from him."

"I might just do that" and they went into the dining room.

"So how was your day together? Fun I hope" asked Mr. Lloyd

"It sure was, I don't think I've tried on so many clothes in my life!"

"It's funny really, you'd think he'd look good in red, but no"

"And I see you got you hair done, You sure are looking dashing.. uh... Stinky, don't you agree Rhonda?" inquired Mrs. Lloyd At this the tops of Rhonda's ears went just slightly pink,

"His hair looks... good" she said, sticking with the adjective she had used earlier.

"What else did you do ?"

"I reckon that was all Mr. Rhonda's Dad, and now that I'm all.. uh... stylish, and stuff, I can make it up to Rhonda"

"Hmm? What's the boy talking about Rhonda?" asked her mother.

"Well, you see.." Rhonda hadn't exactly told her parents that the pants had ripped, and she wasn't going to, she had promised her parents those pants would come home spotless, they had cost a lot, even for them

"It's nothing, don't worry about it"

"But Miss Rhonda..."

"Stinky, if you please." Rhonda said winking at him

"Okay I's gotcha."

"Isn't that sweet dear." Rhonda's mom said taking her husbands hand.

"Yes it's quite adorable." He said smiled at Rhonda.

"What are you two talking about?" Rhonda asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"Nothing Rhonda, don't worry dear." her mom said.

"Well Miss Rhonda I's hates to impose upon ya any longer so I's guess I'll head home." Stinky said starting to get up to leave.

"Stinky, wait, I need to talk to you first." Rhonda said grabbing his arm.

"Okey Rhonda, lets talk."

"In private." Rhonda said pulling him to her room.



Once in the room Rhonda started explaining.

"Stinky just sit down on the bed, I' m going to set a few rules regarding you're repaying me."

"Shoot Miss Rhonda."

"Okay first of all, don't tell anyone why you are helping me."

"But why?"

"Because it will make me seem shallow and demanding."

"Oh."

"Second of all, as long as you are around me, you must act more tasteful."

"Well I would Rhonda, but I just ain't the tasteful type. I ain't into all that fashion mumbo jumbo."

"Well just let me take care of that. And third off, I'll try to treat you a little bit nicer since you were actually kind enough to want to repay me."

"Gawsh Rhonda, that's awfully sweet. You really mean that?"

"Uh...sure."

"Thanks Rhonda." Stinky said hugging her. Rhonda gulped.

"Uh Stinky." she said backing away a little bit.

"Yes Miss Rhonda." "Fourth off, don't touch me without my permission first."

"Oh, sorry Rhonda."

"It was okay this time, just not again unless you ask first."

"Ok, Miss Rhonda, I won't"

"And remember, this is to pay me back, don't think we're going to start being friends or something"

"I's know" stated Stinky some what dejectedly, he had thought they where getting along really well, "Well I's better be going home, Bye"

"Good-bye" and Stinky left.


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