I AM GOD! I WILL DAMN YOU TO THE HELLISH PLACE CALLED...UH.....HELL!! OR, YOU MAY BE GRANTED A PASS TO HEAVEN!(CURRNET POPULATION: 9) ACTUALLY, I AM NOT REALLY ALL POWERFULL. IN FACT, IM NOT REALLY WHAT A "GOD" WOULD BE DEFINED AS. HELL IS ACTUALLY THE BASEMENT OF MY SHACK, WHERE MY BRO SATAN (ACTUALLY HIS NAME IS BOB) SLEEPS DURING THE DAY, AND GETS DRUNK DURING THE NIGHT. HEAVEN ISN'T MY ATTIC, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. HEAVEN IS NOT EVEN BASED ON ANYTHING. SUCH A PLACE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CONCEIVE. WELL, I SHOULD STOP TYPING IN CAPS. ahhh....there we go. My name is actually Andrew. As the acting god of currently 2 billion people, I give you my last piece of wisdom: forget about everything in the Bible. I actually wanted to call it the Boble, after my brother Bob. But he got on my nerves, so i changed it to the Bible and condemned him as Satan. Anyway, forget everything I have ever said. The 5% of the world that is actually aethiest is the smart part of the world. Convert to aetheism NOW! Oh, and all that Jesus crap, well, he's based on some bum I saw on the streets. He had a beard an long brown hair. He was a leper, and I felt sorry for him. But let me repeat my message: Forget Christianity! Forget all religions! Mohammed, the Buddha, all of the "prophets" are good friends of mine! Their names are actually Dan, Javier, and Dick! They were just plasurizing my ideas. And all those Hindu gods, there just a few notes jotted down by Bob. Aethiesm is the true path! I warn you now not to follow the false pretenses I have given you! I must go now. For revealing these secrets, Dan, Javier and Dick will surely try to kill me and renounce everything i have said! CONVERT TO AETHIESM!!!!