Welcome, one and all! I am doing a new fanfiction, even though my other one hasn't been updated in forever. This will be a minecraft fic, (NO SHIT!) and all I have to say is that I'm a noob in minecraft. Please read, reiview, and correct me if you think I need to.


Sadly, I don't own minecraft, that's mojang property.

You know that one time when your playing a game, and you see something that just shouldn't be their? Well, I'm almost there. You see, I am one of those people who don't like to mod (or care enough to learn) minecraft. The only mod I actually put effort into installing is the mob talker mod.

There is a reason behind this, besides the fact that it turns the mobs into hot anime chicks. I can make them passive. Being so, I didn't fear (as much) going out at night. Sure, there was the hostile mob every once in a while, but by that time I've still got diamond gear, so no problem.

That's not where this tale begins however, it begins after I just got back from the nether, and crafted my beloved mob talker. I obviously want to use it right away, so that's exactly what I go to do... was supposed to be the plan. As soon as I turned around I saw herobrine. And I'm not joking either, standing right there, in the pixels, was herobrine.

My first reaction was to freak-out! After a minute of running around like a moron, I stop. It's then I notice, I'm not dead, or even missing any health! As you could imagine, I was immensely curious about this, seeing as herobrine has the reputation of being a troll, and a ruthless killer. So cautiously I turn around.

What I see is honestly not what I expected. He was just sitting there, staring. Just staring. It was kinda creepy, and I was getting unnerved. I then remember something from youtube. GameChap and Bertie to be precise. The episode they used the mob talker on herobrine. So, gathering my nerves and equipting my trusty mob talker, I approach him.

He stayed completely still the entire time, but I still felt the demon's eyes follow Steve's movements. When I was in range, I like being within two blocks, and I right click the brother. As expected, the hud came up for the mob talker mod. And the herobrine character. She looked like a anime Steve would, except a female, white eyes, and the fact she was clutching her pickaxe like it was her lifeline. Not exactly like the videos character of the fearsome demon, but similar.


"...hi..."

And that's the first chapter of whatever i'm calling this story. You guys should know when it's uploaded. Anyways, read, review, flame, or do whatever. If you guys want to correct me on some things, or give tips, feel free.

Fear the jabberwok,

The insane scientist