A/N: Ok so, strictly following the guidelines for publishing stories I cannot- 1)publish a choose your own adventure/reader insert etc. and 2)have a published chapter that is entirely author note- so this is kind of sidestepping both of those. I have just uploaded my first reader-insert on deviant art, if you're interested, copy and paste this url: art/That-Time-of-Month-Ouran-Host-Club-x-Reader-pt -1-407496048 OR just look me up on DA, I have the same username for both~Nizhonii.

Woohoo, shameless self-promotion!

Now for part two, I need some kind of short story(similar theme, but different plot) to make this so it is not all author notes, and you did click on this expecting some kind of shenanigans so without further adieu...

Disclaimer: I do not own anything pertaining to Ouran High School Host Club.

Haruhi wandered the halls of Ouran Academy. Where in the world had she left her bag. It wasn't as if it was particularly important, she just needed it for...personal reasons. So far she had already checked the different libraries and the cafeteria so the last place she could imagine it being was in that room at the end of the hallway on the top floor of the south building.

With a resigned sigh, she altered her course. Please, oh please, not there. Anywhere but there. Her feet seemed to know the route by instinct alone, and Haruhi barely had to focus on where she was going to know that she was moving in the right direction. After what seemed like an uncharacteristically long period of time, she found herself standing outside of music room #3's double doors. Taking a deep breath, she opened the doors, only to find a scene that she wouldn't have imagined in any of her worst nightmares.

Her bag lay open on the floor, its various articles strewn about the room. Honey sat on the floor a little ways away, surrounded by a small pile of candy wrappers which, Haruhi had the sneaking suspicion, were from her secret stash of chocolate. As her eyes continued to roam the spectacle, she noticed the colorful packaging of her various products littering the floor, almost like a trail of breadcrumbs directing her towards the twins who were regarding her feminine products with curiosity. But by far the worst part of the spectacle in front of her came from the host king who had evidently found her emergency set of underwear.

Using speed she didn't know she possessed, Haruhi flew across the room, seeming to reclaim her panties and delivering swift punishment to the three taller hosts in a matter of moments, leaving them clutching their aching heads. "Don't go through my stuff without asking! You'd better be thankful that there aren't any guests to entertain today or they would have seen everything you pulled out of my bag!" Haruhi's eye twitched as she gathered up her possessions and shoved them into her bag. "Idiots," she grumbled as she walked out the door.

Meanwhile, the twins and Tamaki were still sitting on the floor rubbing the knots that they were sure were forming on the tops of their heads. "So boss…" Hikaru began. "I never would have pegged Haruhi as the type that likes lacey underwear." Kaoru finished. That jolted Tamaki out of his state of apparent shock. "You two perverts! What were you doing looking at my daughter's undergarments?!" Tamaki said, his face growing redder by the second. "You were the one holding them up," the twins answered in tandem. "You two little devils! Why, when I get my hands on you-"

And thus ended another eventful day at Ouran Academy.

A/N:To be fair, I know this really sucks but I may or may not have pulled it out of ...thin air... in twenty minutes. Like I said in the first set of author notes, this is primarily self-promotion, so if you like reader-inserts and want quality work; go check out my Deviantart... Maybe leave a comment? It would make me happy to get some feedback.