-1A/N

!?! means the character is thinking to himself.

1st/2nd/3rd are the VIP (I just shorten their names -)

"?" Means stage directions or narrator.

Chapter 1 Hercule's Wish

It's was at peace in the world of DBZ.

Everyone was peaceful and carefree because of their champ 'Mr Satan' or Hercule as I like to call him.

Anyway Hercule was at a business meeting with his 3 'VIP's' in his house. Videl being curious as always leaned on the door and listened.

Hercule: People, how can we make new better moves for me to excite the fans in the next matches in the Desert Arena.

1st VIP: Ummmmm… I've been thinking for a while Hercule…

Hercule: Go on, let's hear your thoughts.

1st VIP: Ok well Hercule, why do you have to always have everything new when you meet with your fans. New moves, new costumes, new catch phrases. I mean come on!

So this is what I've been thinking.

How about you just be yourself for a change, I mean the fans are still going to cheer and love you even if you do the some old shit day in and day out.

!Hercule!: I could never do that. I would lose the fans if one of those freaky blond guys showed up. I can't be myself then.

Hercule: WHAT!?!

Bullshit!! You're FIRED!!

How do you expect me to get anyone's phone number if I'm being myself? I mean look at me now, the only reason my wife left me is because I was being myself.

"1st VIP runs out crying because Hercule thought that his idea was a load of shit"

2nd VIP: Ummmmm…


"A few minuets later"

Hercule: You know what, I got a 'Mr Satan' Idea.

!Hercule!: Hey that's a good word to say before saying idea, could be my new catch phrase.

Wait did I even have an old catch phrase…

Oh well.

Hercule: New moves, new costumes, new everything. I'll give the fans something or someone to talk about. That someone will be…

3rd VIP: You sir?

Hercule: Yes that's right, me. See, this is why I don't fire you 3rd. you've got that great mind.

3rd VIP: But not as great as yours sir.

!2nd VIP!: What a suck up…actually I need to learn how to do that. Hmm.

"2nd turns round and grabs a notebook to write down the complements that 3rd says to Hercule."

Hercule: Exactly what I was thinking, anyway, we need to go and work on these 'Mr Satan' Ideas.

2nd: Yes sir, I'll do the costume.

Hercule: Yes, yes. Go and do that. Now for you 3rd.

3rd: Well actually sir, can I talk to you about something.

Hercule: Sure, leave us now 2nd.

"2nd walks off down a hallway leading to the training room leaving 3rd and Hercule alone."

Hercule: So what is it?

3rd: …Well you see, this is pretty hard to say but you know that day you invited all of your VIP'S in a hot tub party…well…I.

Hercule: Oh yes I remember, I got pretty drunk that night, anyways go on.

3rd: well yeah you did get drunk and well you see we was both in the hot tub together and I you know…well I Ummmmm.

I started to move my hand and started to…

End Of Chapter!