Unknown Evil

Dsiclaimer---DON'T SUE ME. I'm a poor college student and don't have the funds to provide myself with a lawyer, so please have mercy on me.

This takes place before Blade. Kinda dabbles into the theory of sleeper cells and focuses on both the Blade Universe and Buffy.

This will be good, folks as I have kinda the same sense of humor as King, so enjoy and don't hurt me too badly…blocks her face in defence

Each chapter will be told from King's point of view, cause I love the little booger so much its SCARY. He kinda reminds me of my brother. Ok, no, that would mean I want to shag my brother. ALRIGHT, he reminds me of…a very sexy man with a mysterious past. Subtle, yeah?

Onto my insanity…

It is said this year is the year for the granddaddy of unstoppable evil to rear its ugly head.

Although he is stopped by the select few who are chose to be the protectors of the human race, he undoubtedly rises every 200 years in the same city.

The City of Angels.

This time it ascended from the La Brea Tar pits on Hollywood Blvd., killing everyone in its wake to make it to its destination which ironically is the same every year. The war has taken place here as far back as the records go.

And that's why Kenji, Abby and I stand at, literally, the mouth of hell.

"Sunnydale, huh?" Kenji looked into Restfield Cemetery which looked as calm as the dead tend to be; at least ideally. Kenji was just recently awakened from the sleeper cells in exchange for Dex, he'd been hurt pretty badly in our last outing and we needed an experienced member hence the Asian badass.

Anyone who is in our line of business knows what Sunnydale is most famous for. Who would have believed the most recent badass monster would travel to the Land Of Vamps?

I did. Just because I have the worst karma doesn't mean…wait. It is because I have the worst karma.

"Well lookie here Toto, I don't think we're in fuckin Kansas anymore."

Abigail glared at me with that 'can't-you-ever-be-serious' look. Hell no, I can't. Life is too fucking short to worry about the inane things that are proper etiquette when you hunt. I should know, I've tasted immortality, and though I most definitely like this form of an existence, I can't help but miss some of the aspects of being a vamp.

I withdrew my electronic guns from their holsters strapped to my legs, and followed Abigail through the gate of the cemetery where 6 yards in we were met with an amazing site.

A girl, no more than 18, was seriously wailing on one of the ugliest fucking…demon I have ever seen.

We decided to split up, Kenji staying in his spot, squatting behind a nearby tomb while Abby jogged over to the nearest tree, scaling it quickly to get an aerial perspective. Me? Well I just slipped the guns back in my pants and decided to jump right in.

"Hey there gorgeous." I strolled to the nearby fray and leaned against a nearby crypt.

"Get out of here!" She yelled, kicking him in the stomach again sending him flying into the tree Abby was currently hunched in.

"It's not safe for you to wander out here alone."

"GO! I'll be fine!" She yelled.

"I wasn't talking to you, sweetheart." Swinging my gun to aim at the…hey what do you know, VAMPIRE…I let a series of rounds go, and he turned to ash.

"I didn't need your help, I was doing just fine on my own." She dusted her hands on her pants and strolled away from me.

"Apparently. But you were taking too long, my way was much faster. You can't be too fast when dealing with the undead you know."

Abby jumped down from the tree and Kenji stood from his place, stalking behind us, to back me up if need be.

She suddenly stopped and looked at me.

"Wait a minute. You know about Vampires?" She cocked a hip in my direction and I raised my eyebrows.

"Look, I may not look like the smartest apple in the tree, but I'm the yummiest." She stared at me dumbfounded. "Ok, so humor isn't you're thing. I get that. It takes a certain something to grasp the concept of sarcasm."

"How did you find out?" God, she was PRETTY. Her hazel eyes bore into mine as I slowly pushed down the front of my pants revealing Danica's mark.

"I used to be one."

During her moment of…resounding shock, Abby and Kenji made themselves known.

"Look, Slayer, we need your help."

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