A NOTE FROM THE WRITER:

So this came to me while watching the whole AJ thing earlier. I thought she should have gotten an ass beating, personally, even though I like the girl. She was out of line. Anyway, in light of that, a new story presented itself.. Not sure what it'll turn into, I do know it'll probably be full of violence, cattiness and probably bucketloads of swearing, crude humor, wacky situations, and yeah. Basically, it's supposed to be humor, so yeah..

Apparently, the original female character I sort of only just thought up likes to swear. She likes to fight and she's not a nice girl.. So yeah.. Expect a lot of 'kayfabe being real' because that's the only way I write my stories as far as wrestling.

By the way, if you guys want to suggest a pairing, go for it. I'll get to some romantic stuff for it sooner or later.. This is me venturing away from the stuff I usually write.. Let's hope this works, shall we?

Oh and by the way.. I realize that this would not happen this way on the show, but I thought it'd be funny to write when the idea hit me. The story is going to be filled with humor like this, if you find you don't like it, then you might not wanna read it. I like going outside the box.

CHAPTER 1

It wasn't a secret really, backstage, among the divas, you had your "Total Divas" and you had AJ.. But when you don't fit in with either side, what's that make you, really?

This was the question that'd been on the mind of Kasey lately.. She'd been on the roster just as long as her older half sister Kaitlyn almost by now, she hadn't even had a major storyline, nor had she had any notable matches.

Most of her matches were at house shows, and they weren't even on cameras. But Kasey didn't care, really, she wasn't in it for the fame or the perks.. Kasey, you see, she was in it because she was a real bitch and she liked to fight.

"And of course, she's AJ, nobody's going to snap her fucking neck. Can't hurt the baby, can they.. Well, I'm half tempted to call bullshit and go down there.." Kasey swore as AJ continued to stir the pot, insulting the collective cast of that idiotic tv show, Total Divas.

A show Kasey had been approached to at least guest on because hey, everyone else was going to do it, gladly, but she'd laughed and then called the person asking a blipping idiot before grabbing her budlight, her KC poolstick and walking away from the person holding the waiver and contract she was supposed to sign.

A contract that Brad Maddox shoved at her again tonight when she'd walked in, her head pounding, her attitude shitty because she stayed out until 4 the night before. A contract that she'd ripped up, and sprinkled the confettied pieces of over the little despicable man's head as she laughed about it and then suggested cheekily, "I'm not here to be cute. I'm here to kick ass. Or didn't you get the memo? McMahon only keeps me to punish the other bitches when they get too far outta line."

Brad stared at her after she'd done it, of course, wondering why on Earth the McMahons felt it was so necessary to have her as a part of the show. They never let her fight on the televised events, just at the house shows, really. But he had heard that they were getting ready to do something more with a lot of the girls, so maybe that meant her too, right?

A contract that 20 minutes later, he'd shoved back at her again and said "You have to comply or there will be consequences. MacMahon wants this. It will happen, whether you like it or not."

And that bought her to now, as she sat, her long tan legs reclined on an ancient card table that sat in front of the chair she was in. She read the contract, sipping her beer, laughing to herself. .. Until the end of the usual mediocre Divas match, which she'd only been watching because Natalya was the only person she could really tolerate at times..

Then AJ's music hit and Kasey's ears perked up.

She looked at the screen, down at the contract, then at the other girls in the ring.. True, she found most of her counterparts annoying and true, she wouldn't piss on Lee if Lee were on fire, skipping around screaming as flesh melted from her annoyingly tiny frame..

What better way to give her current thoughts on the whole reality show concept AND on their current reigning Divas Champion than to calmly skip down the ramp and raise a little hell of her own.

She knew her older half sister Kaitlyn wouldn't do it, Kaitlyn for the most part would kiss whatever ass it took to keep her place in the ranks..

Not Kasey, she was a bit of a wildcard, she wondered honestly sometimes WHY the higher ups didn't ship her off to developmental territory.

But she never asked, she just kept doing whatever the hell she wanted, whenever she wanted to do it and so far, she'd been lucky.

"This is kinda crazy though.. I could lose my job for this shit.." she thought for a moment as she laughed and said "And I give two shits because? I'll go back to wrestling in armories and gyms and be just as fuckin happy.. Smaller check, less money, but just as happy."

She slid her feet into the trademark red boots she wore and slid a piece of Nicorette into her mouth as she signed the damn contract, because like it or not, she'd wind up doing it anyway, just to make her big sister Kaitlyn happy, then grabbed a folding chair and walked down the ramp, standing behind AJ quietly, mocking her, making some of the front row laugh, making the girls in the ring look at one another then at her, then at AJ.

When she felt AJ had said maybe a little too much, she calmly raised the chair, nailed her with it and then grabbed her mic, mockingly skipped down to the ring announcers area.. Where she climbed on the table and sat crosslegged just at the edge and raised her mic.

"Accordin to the higher ups, I have to sign some fucking waiver, be on this stupid little show.. But if you're askin me what I think about the whole thing?"

The girls glared at her, Nikki grumbling as she said "If they put her on our show, I'm quitting.. She's nothing but trash.. She's a living waste of space. Just like her sister.. I mean it's bad enough Kaitlyn might be guesting a little.."

"You say something, Nik?"

"Yeah. I called you a waste of space."

"Beats the hell out of being a walking STD, I'd think." Kasey quipped as she gave a brightly cheerful wink and took the waiver out, waved it quickly then said "There's your answer. I'm not on either side. You two Bella bitches can blow one another to kingdom come for all I care. I'm here to fight, I'm not here to be some sex toy or some barbie doll. I figure I'll do what I'm good at, you guys can have that show."

Natalya tried not to laugh because she was standing close enough to see that Kasey had actually SIGNED the contract and was just doing this to raise hell..

Of course, she'd been the one who'd been the most reluctant to sign on and do it, and she considered the native Cajun curently sitting on the edge of the announcers table a friend of sorts.. But suffice to say, she knew how the private one of the two Bonin sisters valued her privacy because that'd been her main concern and reluctance in signing..

"What the hell is so funny, Nattie, she's insulting all of us.. Not just me and Nikki, Eva."

"And? Last time I checked, she's allowed to express herself. There is this thing called the freedom of speech." Natalya said, not letting on that Kasey had finally signed the waiver, having by now figured out what the mischevious younger half sister of her friend Kaitlyn was up to.

"There's also the freedom to kick her ass." the Bella twins muttered as Kasey laughed and then said "I'll do your show.. On one condition.."

Mr. McMahon's music hit, he strutted down, and then said "You'll sign the contract, Kasey, or you're fired."

"Not so fast, McMahon.. I'm talking here.. You give me AJ and that dumb looking red haired bitch, in this ring, on Night of Champions? I'll even salute ya ."

He glared at her, she tossed the mic and the now signed contract,at his feet as she walked past them all, slid out of the ring.

"What the hell was that?" Alicia asked as soon as she appeared back through the curtain as Kaitlyn asked, "Are you really finally losing your mind? You could lose your job. Just sign the damn thing. I did."

"Yeah? Well authority and I do not agree, ladies. If you'll excuse me, I have a hot date with 3 very favorite men of mine, Jack, Jim and Jose." Kasey said as Kaitlyn muttered quietly, "Sometimes I wonder if my baby sister wasn't dropped off at our front step by a pack of wild animals." and shook her head, genuinely concerned for her younger half sister.

She'd gotten into wrestling because of Kaitlyn and truthfully, Kasey was the only real reason that Kaitlyn held on like she did. She hated it that because Kasey wouldn't just cooperate and fit the mold that Vince punished her by keeping her back, but she also knew that if she tried to stand up for her baby half sister, then Kasey would most likely beat the 'sense' back into her.

She liked to fight her own battles, after all.. And she was nothing if not gifted at finding a really, really huge mess to get herself right in the middle of.

"I'm gonna go try and stop her from leaving.. You get that contract.. If we have to force her, Alicia, we'll tie her to a damn chair and make her sign it.. I cannot let my baby sister walk out on something she loves doing just because she's a stubborn ass of a girl."

Kaitlyn ran out into the parking lot, found Kasey reclined in the back bed of her truck, legs up, cigarette smoke filtering up and into the air, country music filtering out of the cab..

"What the hell are you doing? Get your ass back in here, this minute, Kasey Renee and sign this contract.. Just do the show.. If it makes you feel better, we'll even work it so we're on the same episode."

"Not gonna happen. The day I become any of them? The day I shoot myself in the fucking head. I didn't get in this shit to be famous.. I got in this because this was supposed to be Kaitlyn and Kasey's big adventure.. But somewhere along the way, Kaitlyn.. You changed." Kasey said as she tried not to fall over in laughter, continuing the ruse of not having signed the waiver.

"I have not."

"Don't even stand there and lie."

"Okay, fine.. Look, it's just one episode."

"If he gives me the two bitches I asked for, in a cage, on the next PPV? I'll walk naked through the whole damn episode if he makes me.. But let's think about it, K.. He's not gonna, we both know that.. He can't let any of his pretty young thangs get hurt now can he?"

Kaitlyn laughedand held out her hand, her baby half sister stood on the edge of her truck's bed, as she laughed and said casually, "You.. Are uptight.. I actually signed the damn thing before I came down, did what I did."

"What the fuck, Kasey?" Kaitlyn asked as she gave her younger half sister a shove and scowled grumpily at her.

Kasey shrugged and stubbed out her cigarette as they walked back in and promptly got stopped by Vince McMahon who smirked as he shook his head, looking at the signed contract she'd shoved at him before leaving the ring.

"Did you really have to do all that? You're lucky I like things to be kept interesting around here, you realize this, right?"

"Nah. But it pissed you off, so it was worth it. And yeah, I know.. I'm the one bad girl in the whole lot of 'em.. I kinda figured out that was my whole gimmick a long time ago sir." Kasey told the man as she walked into the locker room, ignoring the looks.

"Get as mad as you wanna ladies, but facts are facts. I signed the damn contract.. Doesn't mean I have to like bein lumped in with the likes of you all. Doesn't mean I have to like doing a few spots on the damn show.. But hey, I also am not an idiot. It was a good move for me.. If not, I'd never have done it."

"So you did all that to..."

"Hey.. Nobody else was moving to take that bitch down a peg. Why the hell not, I figured.."Kasey shrugged as she calmly stretched, leaned against the doorway, her arms crossed.

Little did she realize, in doing what she had, she'd just opened up an entirely new can of worms for herself career wise.. And personal wise also, because her normal, bar hopping bachlorette lifestyle? About to heat up a little bit.

"So.. Now that I'm sworn in and all that, I'm doing the show.. Do I like, need to talk like a Valley Girl reject?" she asked teasingly as she gave a smirk when Nikki and Brie said simultaneously, "We don't like your attitude."

"Yeah? Well I hate you both so we're pretty much even." Kasey said with a malicious smirk as she rolled her eyes and muttered, "Give me a fucking break.. Like I'm pretty enough to even be on the damn thing. My sister owes me big time. Huge, I mean." under her breath.

She walked out into the hallway, straight into a very pissed off AJ Lee.

"You again? Shoo fly." Kasey said casually as AJ glared and growled, wasting no time in lunging. Kasey flipped them so that she was on top of the fight, and grabbing her, she punched her in the face repeatedly as she said "Worthless, huh? Who's on her fucking back? Huh? Who bitch?"

"At least she's trying to stick up for us." Cameron muttered from the doorway as Nikki and Brie said casually, "Having her on might not be so bad.. Maybe we can sort of show her how to be a girl?"

"Oh hell no.. Just trust me, guys.. My baby sister is the way she is.. It won't work."

"But she's not going to go on our show, looking and acting like that."

"Oh really? Well I guess she will and hey.. There's not a damn thing either of you can do about it.. Besides.. Correct me if I'm wrong, it's called TOTAL DIVAS.. Not the Nikki and Brie Hour." Kaitlyn said as the door burst open and Alicia said "Hey.. Baby sister just found AJ.. It's going down.."

"Damn it all to hell."

She jogged out just as the fight ended, just as one of the guys from Shield – who apparently had been ordered to break the altercation up - managed to get hold of the slip of a pissed off Cajun without being kicked, pinched, headbutted or bitten, punched. Dean practically drug the amazingly strong petite and very pissed off girl back to her sister and said "If I were you, Kaitlyn.. I'd keep baby sister on a real short leash. I'd hate to have to hurt her because she pissed off the higher ups. She's kinda cute when she's swearing and angry, trying to bite my damn face off."

"Yeah, well, Dean, you're clearly not me, now let her go and get bent."

They walked down the other end of the hallway and Dean turned to watch, curious about the girl, she really didn't say much unless it was mean or sarcastic, crudely humored and she didn't get on the air much unless she took it upon herself to crash a match, raise some hell or something.. Apparently, she wasn't fond of authority either and honestly, this alone sort of drew his attention. He'd sort of been eyeing her for himself for a while now, but then again, he wasn't the only one and he wasn't really interested in her, so he kept telling himself..

"Are you insane, Kasey?"

"What? I'm just supposed to let that little bitch come look for me to kick my ass first? I don't even think so. Not that kind of girl."

"Yeah, but your temper has you on thin enough ice tonight, sis."

"When have I not been in trouble, sis? I'll get out of it, I'm good like that. "

"You stubborn litle ass."

"I learned it from my stubborn bigger ass of a sister."

"Aww, butter me up why don't ya?"

"So.. What are we gonna do tonight?"

"Kasey, I see that smile.. If it involves being thrown out of somewhere, the ER or jail, I really think you need to not think about doing it.."

"I just was thinkin.. I know this place and.."

"Kasey.."
"Please?"

"NO."

"Fine. Are you on the rag or something, you're really damn cranky tonight." Kasey asked as Kaitlyn helped her sister back in and the Bella Twins shut the door and said "Okay, so you proved which side you were on tonight. Granted, you went a really backwards way to do it.."

"Finally, they get me.."

"Can you not joke right now? You're bleeding and it's gross."

"Shit.. Where?"

"Your eyebrow, your cheek."

"Kaitlyn?"

"No you're not finding and killing AJ.. Not tonight. You, little sister, have had more than enough fun for a night."

"Guess that rules out me kicking Rollins or Ambrose, whichever one of 'em it was,in the balls because he totally groped my bootie when he was tryin to break up that little scuffle." Kasey muttered as Kaitlyn groaned and told the others in the room, "I told you she was in.. She just wouldn't give in right away."

Kasey spoke up as she said "But don't like invite me to slumber parties or whatever, because I'm just going to tell you now.. Any of you have something I want, or I think I need, I'll do whatever I have to to get it. Understood?"

"Wow.. "

"Hey.. I said it in a nice voice."

Kaitlyn grabbed a few paper napkins, some water and sat her sister down on the bench, sitting in front of her as she said with a smirk, "You do realize you could have just signed too in the first place, not had to go through all of this, right?"

"Meh, I liked my way better. More fun for me."

"Why do I get the feeling she's going to be hard to control?"

"Because she is. Trust me.. Tonight? Just a small peak into what you guys are in store for.." Natalya said as she called out, "Hey, Kasey?"

"What? Ouch, damn it, Kaitlyn, what are you doing?"

"Picking glass out of your cheek.. How in the hell do you have glass in your face, sis? Nevermind, I don't wanna know.."

"What, Nattie?"

"You broke the record tonight.. I saw McMahon swear under his breath at least twice."

"Sweet."

"You guys keep a tally of this? She makes this a game?"

"Sort of."

"No sort of to it, Kaitlyn, she does."

The girls walked out of the arena, and Kasey lit a cigarette as she climbed into the back of her truck, grabbed a change of clothes and then said "You ladies can go do whatever.. I'm gonna go find a mudhole, get stuck. Catch you bitches on the flipside."

"Kasey, no.. "

"Kase... Last time you went off alone, you called at 2 am, and you were lost in the woods.."

"What the hell were you doing in the woods? At night?"

"I had to pee, damn. Then I kinda dropped my keys and had to find 'em.. And the flashlight died.."

"In the forest? Seriously?"

"Dude.. There were no bathrooms. Seriously. None."

"And now I see why you go everywhere with her, Kaitlyn.. " Brie said as Nikki was still grimacing over the peeing in the woods, outdoors thing. "She doesn't do that a lot.. Right?"

"Fine.. I won't go mud riding.. But you gotta at least go to the pool with me."

"Fine.. We'll get drinks and go to the pool."

"All of us?"

"All of us."

The girls set off and when they reached the hotel, they found the pool.. Well, Kasey found it, fully clothed, frosty cold beer still in her hands.

"I didn't spill it!"

"This is going to be a long experience."

"Interesting, but long. She's kinda cute in that really outspoken, cranky bitchy tomboy sort of way.." Nikki mused as Cameron added, "Yeah, she's kinda like the wild little sibling we all don't have."

"How did your mother handle her?"

"Well, she usually did a lot of yelling, praying and grounding her.. When that didn't work, she usually sent her to her room.. She hates being trapped anywhere." Kaitlyn snickered as she watched her sister swimming around the pool with Alicia and Naomi, some of the other girls.

They might only see the wild, loud and hellraiser in her baby sister, the tough bitch who made no apologies about it.. But Kaitlyn knew there was a lot more to her baby sister, that the tough thing was an act..

Maybe now, the other girls and everyone else would see the softer side of her little sister.

It was worth a try, that's why she'd signed the waiver to do a few episodes.. So maybe people wouldn't keep assuming her little sister was just a wild and careless mean bitch.. Maybe they'd realize she wasn't really all that different from any of them, she had her own problems she dealt with when the cameras weren't on her, she had her own issues, one of them being her lack of confidence.

That'd been another reason she'd volunteered them both to do a few episodes.. Maybe it'd help her sister realize she was every bit as pretty or as talented, likable and smart as everyone else they worked with..

Either way, from the looks of it, this was going to be an interesting experience for all of them.