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Ok. I know this is lame but get used to it.
[The story starts as we see our music heroes, KoRn, at Jon's computer]
Jon: Dammit! I can't figure out what is wrong with this damn thing!
Head: Maybe you screwed it up like you did the sound system. [Head Laughs]
Jon: Oh shut up, you queer. Hold it... Where the hell is Monkey? He should be here by now
Head: [takes out his cell phone]
Operator: Hello, Head, how may I help you today sir?
Head: Yes dial me in with Monkey, thank you.
Operator: Yes sir, thank you for using AT&T.
[Ringing]
Head: Come on, damn you.
Jon: Be patient, Head.
[Connection established]
Monkey on phone: Yo!?
Head: Hey, you're the computer geek of the group. Come help us with Jon's computer... something's screwed.
Monkey: Aight. Be there in a minute.
[Later we change the scene from the koRnography world to the Pocket Monster world.]
Ash: What the hell is this?
[An MIDI version of "Blind" plays as he accesses oak@poke-pros.com]
Misty: I don't know but it has a certain haunting tune.
[She then gives a sarcastic face as the MIDI continues.]
Brock: I remember Tracey listening to weirdo music like this!
Ash: Tracey... no.
Misty: Huh?!?!?! [She looks at the computer]
Ash: What is going on?
Pikachu: Pi...ka...
[Our little poke-pal stares into the computer monitor as the song becomes louder and louder]
[Back in the world of KoRnograhpy]
Jon: What in nine hells is this?
[The Japanese Pocket Monster MIDI plays on the computer as they are accessing an odd site]
[Monkey Arrives]
Monkey: What the hell is that!
[A huge Pocket Monster ball appears on his computer screen]
Computer: Dialing www.poke-pros.com
Head: poke?
[Back in the Pocket Monster world]
Ash: Dialing www.KoRnography.web?
Misty: AH!! ASH LOOK!!
[The computer monitor shows an odd illistration of the KoRn logo with a capitalizes K, lower cased o, backwards capitalized R, and a lower cased n.]
[Back in the world of KoRnography]
Jon's Computer: Accessing Pok'emon transfer system. Transfer initiated.
[Out of nowhere, a blinding red light appears on Jon's computer as the trio is pulled into cyberspace.]
[Back in the poke world]
Ash's Computer at his house: "ARE YOU READY??!!"
Ash, Misty, and Brock: NO!! O.O;;
Computer: Pok'emon replication data analyzed. Process complete.
[The Pok'emon transfer system shines with the eerie glow of a black Pok'eball opening in front of the transfer module.]
[The ball opens as three mysterious figures to the pok'e world appear.]
Jon: Where the fuck are we!?
Head: [Pisses his pants]
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu: AH!!
Pikachu: Pounces off of Ash's shoulders as he trots up to the Gothic-looking head singer of the group KoRn]
Pikachu: [Stares into the eyes of the singer and says only one obvious word.]
Pikachu: Pika! O.O;;
((Ok. Now since you pretty much know what has happened just wait for the next issue of, Download.))
Ok. I know this is lame but get used to it.
[The story starts as we see our music heroes, KoRn, at Jon's computer]
Jon: Dammit! I can't figure out what is wrong with this damn thing!
Head: Maybe you screwed it up like you did the sound system. [Head Laughs]
Jon: Oh shut up, you queer. Hold it... Where the hell is Monkey? He should be here by now
Head: [takes out his cell phone]
Operator: Hello, Head, how may I help you today sir?
Head: Yes dial me in with Monkey, thank you.
Operator: Yes sir, thank you for using AT&T.
[Ringing]
Head: Come on, damn you.
Jon: Be patient, Head.
[Connection established]
Monkey on phone: Yo!?
Head: Hey, you're the computer geek of the group. Come help us with Jon's computer... something's screwed.
Monkey: Aight. Be there in a minute.
[Later we change the scene from the koRnography world to the Pocket Monster world.]
Ash: What the hell is this?
[An MIDI version of "Blind" plays as he accesses oak@poke-pros.com]
Misty: I don't know but it has a certain haunting tune.
[She then gives a sarcastic face as the MIDI continues.]
Brock: I remember Tracey listening to weirdo music like this!
Ash: Tracey... no.
Misty: Huh?!?!?! [She looks at the computer]
Ash: What is going on?
Pikachu: Pi...ka...
[Our little poke-pal stares into the computer monitor as the song becomes louder and louder]
[Back in the world of KoRnograhpy]
Jon: What in nine hells is this?
[The Japanese Pocket Monster MIDI plays on the computer as they are accessing an odd site]
[Monkey Arrives]
Monkey: What the hell is that!
[A huge Pocket Monster ball appears on his computer screen]
Computer: Dialing www.poke-pros.com
Head: poke?
[Back in the Pocket Monster world]
Ash: Dialing www.KoRnography.web?
Misty: AH!! ASH LOOK!!
[The computer monitor shows an odd illistration of the KoRn logo with a capitalizes K, lower cased o, backwards capitalized R, and a lower cased n.]
[Back in the world of KoRnography]
Jon's Computer: Accessing Pok'emon transfer system. Transfer initiated.
[Out of nowhere, a blinding red light appears on Jon's computer as the trio is pulled into cyberspace.]
[Back in the poke world]
Ash's Computer at his house: "ARE YOU READY??!!"
Ash, Misty, and Brock: NO!! O.O;;
Computer: Pok'emon replication data analyzed. Process complete.
[The Pok'emon transfer system shines with the eerie glow of a black Pok'eball opening in front of the transfer module.]
[The ball opens as three mysterious figures to the pok'e world appear.]
Jon: Where the fuck are we!?
Head: [Pisses his pants]
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu: AH!!
Pikachu: Pounces off of Ash's shoulders as he trots up to the Gothic-looking head singer of the group KoRn]
Pikachu: [Stares into the eyes of the singer and says only one obvious word.]
Pikachu: Pika! O.O;;
((Ok. Now since you pretty much know what has happened just wait for the next issue of, Download.))