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Sora's Girl: Okay, so listen up my faithful readers,

SandVillageGirl: Previously faithful readers….

Sora's Girl: -glares- Ahem. Because of my ADHD mind, in this story I will only update one chapter at a time, and if I put two chapters up, well then, I was feeling generous. But still.

SVG: Lazy bum.

Sora's Girl: -yawns and looks at clock- I'm tired. Anyway, have fun reading my loving readers.

SVG: -Coughs- Did you hear me? I said lazy bum.

Sora's Girl: Deal with it. ^.^

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts

Chapter 1: Not this again

It was about 10:00PM. The wind was blowing mercilessly as the cold whipped through our bodies, sending goose bumps up our arms and legs. My two best friends, Chloe and Sam, and I, Kaity, were sitting around a small fire that was dangerously threatening to being put out by the wind.

This was our first night on Destiny Island and already things were going crappy. Sam was lying in Chloe's lap silently asleep while Chloe gently stroked her hair. I stared in sorrow at my friend who had been with me from the beginning. Sam didn't enjoy violence; she didn't like having anything to do with it. The only thing Sam wanted to do was go back to the real world relax, but no; her stupid, idiotic friend had to bring her back to the world which she oh-so loathed.

I heard a muffled cough escape Sam and I quickly looked over to Chloe. She stared at me with dangerously serious eyes; if we didn't get shelter soon we were all going to get a bad case of the cold. (A/N: I know it doesn't sound bad, but let me tell you it sucks when you have -_-') (SVG: Roffel. xD)

It was worse for Sam than Chloe or me; Sam had on a pair of white silk pajamas with black silk stripes evenly spaced out over the white, silk doesn't go well with cold. Chloe was wearing her red fleece pajamas and I was wearing my purple and brown striped pajamas. (A/N: If you want to know about the colors and why I picked them just you know review.) (SVG: And if you want to know why we're in pajamas… Well, I just don't know that one. Lawl.)

I got up off the sand and dusted my pajamas off. Chloe looked up at me and mouthed, "Where are you going?"

I looked at her and Sam and shrugged. Chloe slightly shook her head and went back to stroking Sam's hair. I walked slowly against the beaches shoreline letting the water lick my bare feet. I had always wanted to explore Destiny Island more than the game had ever let me. As I got closer to where the door where you would usually meet Kairi the first time in the game. I went through the door and ended up where Sora and Riku raced. (A/N: If none of this makes sense comment I'll explain.)

I started toward the shoreline where the raft would be and kept heading around the island to where the game never lets you go. It was a bunch of trees not quite enough to call it a forest and to many to call it a field. I kept walking on the shoreline so I could find my way back if needed. I looked up at the sky and saw millions of stars over my head, shining. It felt like they were in a choir with the sea sparkling back and forth with the waves. I sat down weary and closed my eyes as I tilted my head towards the sky and let my red hair tilt over my shoulder. My eyes flew open…Red hair? I put my hand to my hair and pulled it around so I could see its color was red; my hand shook with horror.

An ear splitting shriek escaped from the other side of the island. I pushed myself up and hit the ground running putting every bit of strength in each stride; my purple sandals pounding against the crystal like sand. It took me almost 5 minutes to get to other side.

What I saw horrified me!

I saw a skinny girl with shoulder length black hair wearing a black vest with dark blue white flowered Hawaiian shirt. (SVG: -raises eyebrow- Hawaiian?) On her legs she had really really short brown shorts (SVG: You're dead.) and black pouch hanging from her waist that almost touched her knee high boots with black socks. On her back was a silver Shuriken almost as big as her, and a black headband around her forehead. It was Yuffie in the flesh, down to the very color of her skin. She was holding a smaller looking figure that had bleach blonde hair and wore a white dress. A notebook had been laded down on the sand.

I looked down at my own clothing and found that I was wearing a cotton candy pink dress with a white undershirt and a black strap across my waist with a pouch hanging from my hip.

"Sam." I said breathlessly.

Sam sat up lightning fast and got up from Chloe's arms. She walked toward me anger filling her blue eyes; I winced with every step she took. She got close to my face and lifted her hand and slapped me plain across my face. (SVG: Her editor, on the other hand…)

"If it wasn't for you we wouldn't be here." She growled.

"Sam, I had to come back." I whispered through tears.

"You're delusional you know that? He never called you; he's fine. You just didn't want to be away from him." She walked back to Chloe and turned around and spat where I stood, she missed me by an inch.

"Sam, that wasn't very nice. Apologize to her." Chloe said in an adult voice.

"It's fine, Chloe; I know when I'm not wanted." I said viciously.

I walked to the secret place and went to the door I heard Chloe call behind me, but I wouldn't stop. They didn't need me. I went to the door and saw no handle, but I wanted to try just one thing instead of pulling… I pushed. (A/N: I know I know it's something a blonde would do, but it's something I had always wondered about XD) I saw a bright light and went through…

Back with Chloe…

"Sam you took that way to far!" Chloe hollered, her temper lost.

"Chloe it's her fault we're here in the first place. She knew I didn't want to come, she knew and yet she still brought me back." She cried.

Chloe glared at her furry rising in her eyes, "Is that what you think happened? Do you think she brought you against your will? Sam she didn't want to bring you at all, she was going to leave you behind, but the game brought you back with us." She spat venomously.

Sam stared in disbelief at the black-headed girl. She dropped to her knees and wept in her hands, "I-I didn't know." She gasped.

Chloe wrapped her arms around the teen to comfort her. (A/N: Let me take this moment to point out that Sam is nothing like this in real life. She's an amazing person I was just portraying what she might be like if she hated the world… lol)

Back with me…

I fell out of the light I saw brick coming towards my face. (SVG: Isn't that swell? –Morning from Peer Gynt Suite plays as Kaity stretches dramatically. Then she notices the brick. Kaity: WAHH! Lawl. =3) The last thing I remembered was footsteps coming toward me and yelling of a voice that sounded all too familiar.

--Later--

When I woke up I found myself in a one-room-ish cottage. My normally hazel now blue eyes wandered throughout the small house. In the right hand corner of the room there was what looked to be a huge computer and an old man working at it. Next to the computer was a stone wall and right next to that was an open book which I knew to be the Winnie the Pooh book, because being the Kingdom Hearts geek that I am, I knew exactly where it was. I was in the burrow in Hollow Bastion from the second Kingdom Hearts.

I looked down and realized I was in a bed with a bandage around my head. I remembered quickly that I had fallen when I first arrived here. I groaned at the major headache that was forming in a spot right above my temple. Suddenly, footsteps approached my bed and voices began to form around me, but I had closed my eyes to shield my migraine from the light so I couldn't tell whom it was.

"Is she awake?" I heard a gruff voice ask.

"Well, that there fall cracked her skull pretty hard, but I reckon she should be okay by now." this voice had a very thick country accent.

I heard a door creak open and my two unknown guest walked away. I squinted my eyes and, little by little, opened them. There was silence after my eyes were open and then I had people swarming me. I recognized all of them; there were three. The annoying thing was they were all talking at once and I didn't get a chance to say something and they were making my headache worse.

I growled in annoyance, "IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTHS I WILL PUNCH EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU! GOT THAT?" I hollered.

Once again there was silence and three pairs of eyes stared at me. I looked around as each face became more familiar. The eldest one of the trio was Cid who was the mechanic of the group. Then there was Cloud his face wrinkled with annoyance probably from my hollering. If I remember correctly he was trying to find his other half, Sepheroth, and destroy him. The last one was very familiar, because he was somewhat of a hero to me. It was Leon, one of Sora's closet friends, though he would never tell anyone that it was true, but you just knew.

"Listen, Kairi, are you ok? You hit your head pretty hard, little lady." Cid said cheerfully.

I looked down and saw that I was once again Kairi. An annoyed sigh escape my lips.

"I'm fine, but can you guys not call me Kairi, please? It's not normal for me." I asked politely.

They stared at me like I was some kind of idiot, which I guess I could have sounded like. Before I could explain about the whole situation with Sam and I, the door opened once more and an exhausted sigh was heard echoing around the room. Everyone's head turned.

"Hey, what are you all looking at?" The voice was familiar.

Nobody answered so I took upon myself to be the welcoming committee. "Hey, Roxas. Dude, you should come over here and see this crazy head wound I got." I called out.

Suddenly thunderous footsteps were heard and the next thing I knew I had blue eyes staring down at me and bleach blonde hair in my eyes.

"K-K-Kaity! YOU'RE BACK!" Roxas exclaimed.

All eyes stared at him with confusion except mine of course. I was angry. I was more than angry, I was furious. Why, you might ask? Well let's take a gander at the last time Sam and I were here, right before we left.

-Flashback-

I looked behind him [Roxas] and saw that Sam was awake and glaring at Roxas. Then I saw her grab the back of his collar, turn him around, and slap him. She was mad and I stared in disbelief.

"She didn't do anything ROXAS! If anything she saved your butt and mine! Don't go around blaming other people because of YOUR HOT TEMPER!" she yelled and then slapped him again.

Sora just stood against the wall like this was normal for him. Then the unthinkable happened…Roxas grabbed Sam's wrist flung her to the floor. That, my friends, was the last straw.

-End flashback-

I guess Roxas saw my eyes change (A/N: Which, if you were paying attention in the story, change when any emotion I have is really strong.) because he backed away slowly as I rose from my bed.

I stood up still wearing Kairi's pink dress, but as I became angrier I started to transform into myself. Kairi's almost red hair became my bleach blond hair and her pink dress was replaced with my dark skinny jeans and my black T-shirt that said 'Not the Girl Next Door.'

Roxas began to shake as my keyblade Rose appeared in my hand and I got into a fighting stance. He stopped, as he found himself up against the back wall with no way out. He slid to the floor in a defensive position.

"K-K-Kaity now l-lets th-think ab-b-bout this use s-some c-c-common sense n-now." He stuttered.

I raised my glimmering keyblade (SVG: You can't use sword-like adjectives with these things. You really can't. It's a key for Pete's sake! But whatever. What do I know? I'm just the editor.) above my head and brought it down right in front of his –cough- doorknob –cough- (A/N: Don't you love xxxxxx grade perverted-ness?) (E/N: The grade has been disclosed due to XxSandVillageGirlxX's uncomfortableness.) I heard him whimper and I could literally feel the floor shake.

I growled at him, "If you ever hurt Samantha again I won't miss (SVG: As in like, -swing- "Oops! I missed!") those little important things down there, got it? You ever treat her or me for that matter like you did that night there will be no more 'other half'." I said my voice steady and commanding with a low growling sound that made it sound menacing.

"Y-Y-Yes m-m-ma'am." He whimpered still staring at my beloved Rose that was inches away from his pants.

I lifted my keyblade and made it disappear then smiled sweetly. I calmed myself down and the moment I did I turned back into Kairi. Roxas clambered up from the floor and wiped the sweat off his forehead.

"So, can anyone tell me where Sora is?" I asked turning around to face the others.

With shaky hands they all pointed to the door that lead to the outside.

Sora's Girl: Okay, so this is the end of the first chapter and I hoped you liked it because I really can't deal with an angry mob at the moment.

SVG: You won't have an angry mob you'll have me! You have to learn to keep your deadlines.

Sora's Girl: Maybe if you set an example I could follow it, Oh Great-and-powerful Spaz.

SVG: That's right I am!

Sora's Girl: Fine, be that way. Anyway, the last thing I have to say is if I don't get many reviews on this I will stop writing because, well, because I'm emo and I need inspiration to write. Just kidding… Maybe.

SVG: No, you're just lazy.

Sora's Girl: It's 10:14PM, Chloe. I'm tired. I want to sleep. You can deal with me being lazy. Goodnight, my faithful readers. I'll keep you in my dreams…. not really, but you get the point.

SVG: Sorry for all the comments I put in this chapter, by the way. I just had a lot of things to say. =3