The Scene: Ron is all alone in Gryffindor Common Room, and is singing to himself to the tune of Marcy Playground's Sex and Candy. For those of you too dense to catch the vague references, I will list them here:
Whizzbees: Fizzing Whizzbees, little sherbet balls that allow you to levitate.
All these frogs: Assume there are a bunch of Chocolate Frogs.
Drooble's: Drooble's Best Blowing Gum
Bertie's: Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans (An Adventure in Every Mouthful!)
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Hanging round
Up here by myself
could hang out with Harry,
but I'm up here by myself,
and there it was,
just laying there untouched,
yeah there it was,
oh tempting me so much.
I smell someone's candy here. (MM-Hm)
Whizzbees got me in the air, (uh-huh)
Got to unwrap all these frogs and eat them all before tonight I'll dream.
(Yeah)
Before tonight I'll dream
(Drooble's)
Hanging round
up here by myself
And I've had too much candy
but I am up here by myself
and there it is,
just lying on the shelf
yeah there it is
and I can't control myself
I smell someone's candy here. (MM-Hm)
Whizzbees got me in the air, (uh-huh)
Got to unwrap all these frogs and eat them all before tonight I'll dream.
(Yeah)
Before tonight I'll dream
(Drooble's)
Before tonight I'll dream
( MMM!)
I smell someone's candy here. (MM-Hm)
Whizzbees got me in the air, (uh-huh)
Got to unwrap all these frogs and eat them all before tonight I'll dream.
(Bertie's)
Before tonight I'll dream
(Drooble's)
Yeah tonight I'm gonna dream (Dig it)
Spoken: Yeah tonight I'm gonna dream. (Ron gives us all a hearty thumbs-up as he crams some sweets into his mouth.)