Hello fine people(; Lol, was that intro creepy enough for you? So, this is for GallagherZammieBlackthorne's Item Contest. The item I chose is black eyeliner, and I dedicate this to Blewwolf, because she said that I should do another Patrome oneshot.

NOTE TO IZZI08 AND JENC0449: You will get your Jara-ness soon! I promise! It's just that Blewwolf asked before you guys. I'm sorry! :3

Let's get started! :D

Patricia had never worn much makeup, but the one thing that she would never ever let anyone see her without was black eyeliner. You see, she has a small scar next to her eye from when she was five and fell against the coffee table. The rest of her body was ok, but now she has a scar to worry about. And you're probably wondering how the eyeliner covers it, right? That's because she always wears winged eyeliner, and no one notices the scar.

Until one awful day, she lost the eyeliner.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed, causing the whole house to run upstairs in shock.

"Patricia sweetie, what's wrong?" Trudy asked.

Patricia had her right hand over the scar so they couldn't see it.

"WHO TOOK MY BLACK EYELINER!" she fumed.

There was a chorus of 'Not me's and 'Nope, haven't seen it's.

Then everyone turned to Jerome and Alfie.

"Hey, don't look at us!" Alfie exclaimed.

"Why would we need eyeliner?" Jerome asked, defending himself and his friend.

"Oh, I don't know," Patricia replied starting off innocent, then raging mad, "maybe to look like stupid zombies!"

"Nuh-uh!" Alfie replied, "That prank is so 2 weeks ago!"

But Patricia was already marching down the stairs and into their room, searching for her precious eye makeup.

They followed her down, protesting the whole time.

She starting digging through their drawers, pulling out whatever was inside.

"Hey!" Alfie protested, "Careful with that!"

"Patricia, stop!" Jerome complained.

Alfie finally had enough, mumbled something about being hungry, and went into the kitchen.

Jerome stood there for a second longer, then finally spoke up.

"Patricia, why are you holding your eye?"

She stopped rummaging through his things and looked at him, not saying anything. She shook her head and went back to destroying their room.

"Patricia," Jerome said, "Let me see your eye."

"No!" she replied, still busy looking.

"Patricia!" he warned, walking over to where she was standing, "Come on, lemme see it!"

"No!" she replied, holding her ground.

He grabbed her hand and tried to pull it from her face, as she stopped digging to fight.

"Jerome, stop it!" she yelled, but he wouldn't give up.

They fought like this for a minute, but Patricia must have been getting tired, because Jerome eventually got her hand off of her face.

"Trixie," he asked, "Is this why you're going so crazy over eyeliner?"

She just hung her head, ashamed that anyone had seen her like this.

Jerome gently lifted her chin up and whispered five words that made her heart melt.

"I think you look beautiful."

Yay for cookie-cutter, cheesy, and cute-yet-makes-you-kinda-wanna-barf romance! :D So, I'm still on vacation, but I found a place with wireless and finished my contest entry! Yayy! Thanks for reading! Bye guys!