This is my first fanfic, so I decided to start out with some comedy. Please enjoy, and don't hate me if it sucks. Remember, reveiws make authors happy! So do cookies, but what the hell.
The Wrath of the Hero of Time
Link is climbing up a snowy mountain with his fairy, Navi.
Link: Oh my god, it's freezing!
Navi: You should wear a coat, I don't want to have to thaw you out of an icecube.
Link: NO WAY. I have to wear these to represent the Hero of Time!
Navi: Okay, suit yourself.
They walked for awhile, then Link stopped.
Navi: Link, what's wrong?
Link: Ah… Ah…
Navi: LINK! NO!
Link: ACHOO!
There's a huge avalanche, and Link is buried in snow. Navi somehow miraculously avoided the snow (A/N: Damn it!! I should've buried her too!). Link's head pops out of the snow.
Link: THAT'S IT! Hero's Clothes my ass, I'm wearing my coat.
He takes a coat out his pocket (pocket?) and puts it on.
Link: Ahhh… much better.
All of a sudden, a bolt of lightning shoots out of the sky and hits Link, frying him.
Navi: Great. NOW you made the Hero of Time mad.
Link: Nonsense. He isn't mad.
Then a huge boulder falls from the sky and crushes Link.
Navi: Hmmm… technically, it's the author's fault, 'cause she's making the Hero of Time mad at you.
A little black tornado is just about visible above Link's head. He looks up at the sky.
Link: I hate you both!!!!
A incredibly strong wind blows Link off the mountain, and he falls 70 feet before hitting the ground. Navi floats down and lands on Link's head.
Navi: heh heh.
Link: It's not funny!
A/N: Well, there you have it. My very first fanfic. I know it probably sucks, but I'm better at writing serious stories. Please review, check out my other stories (once I've written them), and I like pie!!!! I know that last part was random, but hey, it's fun being random.