Jason sighed inwardly as he buried his face deeply into the soft pillows, trying desperately to ignore the object under the pillow that was currently vibrating against the mattress and he could fucking feel it.
With all his will power drained he pulled the phone out, swiping his thumb over the cracked screen before pressing it to his ear, still laying on his stomach as he heard the soft breathing of the man he`d come to hate with every fiber of his being just for waking him up.
"What the fuck do you want Dickhead." he seethed through gritted teeth, and he could practically hear the amusement in the man`s silence which told him that the blue bird only called him to be an ass and a complete troll while simultaneously threatening his own life by pushing him.
"So..." Dick hummed, his voice breaking up with his sorely concealed snickers, "How do you wanna do this?"
"What?" he asked, pulling the phone back to make sure it was actually Dick and not some weirdo, but then again those were kind of the same, "The hell are you talking about."
"I wanna know how you usually do this, you know, someone calls, and what...what happens next." Dick asked curiously.
"I plan your murder that's what fucking happens next."
"Jason, come on, I generally curious on how you do things." Dick said and Jason laid his head down against the pillow, biting it till his teeth hurt before answering, "What are you playing at Dick! I dont wanna be part of your shitty games, go fuck with Bruce or the demon spawn or something."
"But Jay! I was really looking forward to some fun!" Dick whined and Jason shook his head.
"Dick." he warned and the other man laughed again.
"I was promised a good time!" Dick gasped through his laughter, "the stall was very clear on that, it said, for a good time, call the Red Hood, so yeah...wanna grab a pizza."
"M`kay," Jason growled, propping himself up onto his arm, "one: Fuck no, Two: your idea of a good time is pizza? Seriously? and three: if you ever call me with something as stupid as this ever again I will personally throw you down a mother fucking well!" he yelled, trying with all his might to ignore Dick`s maniac laughter, "I gotta go, I need to kick Roy`s door down and make him fucking scrub every last line off Gotham`s surface."
"No! Dont do that! It`s halarious! Tim has it as his screen saver, I`ve never seen him laugh so much when he closes out of a tab!" Dick laughed and Jason instantly chucked the phone out the bedroom window he forgot to close earlier, hearing it smash against the road outside, he shoved his head back down, pulling the pillow over his head to get two, just two more peaceful hours of sleep before he needed to go kick someones ass.
A/N: Kind of sort sadly to say, but I couldn't figure out how to make it longer without skipping away from the main point. anyway, I`m working on my typing and trying to get better, so I strongly encourage if you want me to write something for you then you can ask, my main pairing of the month is Tim/Steph so writing request with them is even more encouraged ;3