Gandalf meets Dumbledore
By J and L
Dumbledore: *Strolling the Luxemburg Gardens in Paris*
Gandalf: *looking for Frodo in Paris*
Dumbledore: *Spots a similar looking man in pointed hat* Hey you! Over there!
Lady: Me?
Dumbledore: No! Past you! The man with the pointed hat!
Gandalf: *turns* Frodo?
Dumbledore: No! Tis I! Professor Albus Dumbledore, at your service.
Gandalf: Who?
Dumbledore: Professor Albus Dumbledore! Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! And you? Is your name Alexander the Great?
Gandalf: Ah! You're a wizard! I see. I am Gandalf the White, leader of the Fellowship of the Ring.
Dumbledore: *Shakes his hand* Have you attended Hogwarts?
Gandalf: *puzzled look* Hogwarts? Where in Middle Earth is that?
Dumbledore: Middle Earth? *Also puzzled* No, no dear sir! It is past all muggle view! About 500 miles from Hogsmeade!
Gandalf: Hogsmeade? Where is that? Anywhere near Bree?
Dumbledore: I have not a clue what you speak of. Oh Harry!
Harry: Yes Professor?
Dumbledore: Have you herd of Middle Earth or Bree?
Harry: Yes! From a small man with large toes! He spoke fondly of it! And something called 'Hobbiton!'
Dumbledore: Am I missing something? Am I THAT old?
Gandalf: OH! You saw Frodo? Where?
Harry: Not Frodo.... Pippin! What STRANGE names! What year is that boy in? He's shorter than me!
Gandalf: Year? He is 22 years of age, if that is what you mean.
Harry: No! Not age! At Hogwarts! He does attend Hogwarts doesn't he? I saw him wearing Slytherin Robes!
Draco: SOME ONE STOLE MY ROBES!!!
Frodo: *runs up to Gandalf* Look! I have a new cloak!!!!!
Gandalf: Where have you been?
Goyle: *Runs past naked and crying* My robes! My robes!
Frodo: Exploring the strange French ways!
Harry: I'm scared Professor!
Dumbledore: Don't worry young Potter... we will leave shortly...
Gandalf: What is the year?
Dumbledore: Don't you know the year, kind sir? It is 2001!
Harry: *Begins to cry* I WANT TO LEAVE NOW, PROFESSOR!
Pippin: *Runs up* These strange children are easy to steal from! I have four owls, three glowing sticks, and a strange sort of Chocolate Frog!
Gandalf: Come now you two take off the robes and give them back. *Turns to Dumbledore* 2001? Well that is the year we left. BC?
Dumbledore: AD...
Harry: *still crying* Please...? Lets gooooooooooo!
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, but my pupils and I must be off. There is so little shopping, and too much time. *Looks at watch* Yes. We best be off.
Gandalf: Yes so long.
Frodo: *Waves*
By J and L
Dumbledore: *Strolling the Luxemburg Gardens in Paris*
Gandalf: *looking for Frodo in Paris*
Dumbledore: *Spots a similar looking man in pointed hat* Hey you! Over there!
Lady: Me?
Dumbledore: No! Past you! The man with the pointed hat!
Gandalf: *turns* Frodo?
Dumbledore: No! Tis I! Professor Albus Dumbledore, at your service.
Gandalf: Who?
Dumbledore: Professor Albus Dumbledore! Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! And you? Is your name Alexander the Great?
Gandalf: Ah! You're a wizard! I see. I am Gandalf the White, leader of the Fellowship of the Ring.
Dumbledore: *Shakes his hand* Have you attended Hogwarts?
Gandalf: *puzzled look* Hogwarts? Where in Middle Earth is that?
Dumbledore: Middle Earth? *Also puzzled* No, no dear sir! It is past all muggle view! About 500 miles from Hogsmeade!
Gandalf: Hogsmeade? Where is that? Anywhere near Bree?
Dumbledore: I have not a clue what you speak of. Oh Harry!
Harry: Yes Professor?
Dumbledore: Have you herd of Middle Earth or Bree?
Harry: Yes! From a small man with large toes! He spoke fondly of it! And something called 'Hobbiton!'
Dumbledore: Am I missing something? Am I THAT old?
Gandalf: OH! You saw Frodo? Where?
Harry: Not Frodo.... Pippin! What STRANGE names! What year is that boy in? He's shorter than me!
Gandalf: Year? He is 22 years of age, if that is what you mean.
Harry: No! Not age! At Hogwarts! He does attend Hogwarts doesn't he? I saw him wearing Slytherin Robes!
Draco: SOME ONE STOLE MY ROBES!!!
Frodo: *runs up to Gandalf* Look! I have a new cloak!!!!!
Gandalf: Where have you been?
Goyle: *Runs past naked and crying* My robes! My robes!
Frodo: Exploring the strange French ways!
Harry: I'm scared Professor!
Dumbledore: Don't worry young Potter... we will leave shortly...
Gandalf: What is the year?
Dumbledore: Don't you know the year, kind sir? It is 2001!
Harry: *Begins to cry* I WANT TO LEAVE NOW, PROFESSOR!
Pippin: *Runs up* These strange children are easy to steal from! I have four owls, three glowing sticks, and a strange sort of Chocolate Frog!
Gandalf: Come now you two take off the robes and give them back. *Turns to Dumbledore* 2001? Well that is the year we left. BC?
Dumbledore: AD...
Harry: *still crying* Please...? Lets gooooooooooo!
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, but my pupils and I must be off. There is so little shopping, and too much time. *Looks at watch* Yes. We best be off.
Gandalf: Yes so long.
Frodo: *Waves*